In a lot of cases, it's a sensitivity to certain ingredients. I know several people who get headaches with Coors light (and Coors, too, I suppose) and drink Miller Lite instead. My wife is one, and I've met a few at the Beer Barn, all with the same complaint, which makes me pretty sure it's something in the beer.
I think it's the hops, because that's one of the least-processed ingredients. But I don't really have any evidence.
So I'm drunk
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this does not belong in the drunk thread
Yes, it does. You're fine here.
and I also talked about my orgasm issue
which shouldn't be public at all
You're among friends here, it's OK.
why are girls not into me
why am I fat and an asshole
Stop that.
I'm a fat asshole. It's my profession. Quit trying to muscle in on my territory.
why am I dancing when nobody is dancing with me
Because you can. And whenever you can, you should. Dancing is your body telling the world how happy it is. Start listening to it more.
why am I feeling awkward
Because you're still young. When you get older, it doesn't go away, you just care less.
why am I talking to you guys
why am I here
Because you know we can handle it when you can't.
why do I even bother
See above.
And stop being so damn hard on yourself. You're a good kid - in the end, none of the other crap really matters.