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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #300 on: 24 Oct 2013, 07:44 »

driving while sleepy / exhausted / tired is more dangerous than DWI.
at least w/ DWI, the driver is awake and able to respond/react.
a sleeping person.... doesn't.
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« Reply #301 on: 24 Oct 2013, 15:39 »

I've had a little too many of these:



and am about to join this:



any recommendations ?


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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #302 on: 24 Oct 2013, 18:09 »

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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #303 on: 25 Oct 2013, 04:22 »

I've always wondered why the phrase isn't just "drive sober".
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #304 on: 25 Oct 2013, 04:48 »

Because that would make too much sense? >.>;

Or perhaps sober is a bit complex of a word for inebriated individuals in many cases.
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #305 on: 25 Oct 2013, 05:31 »

Maybe it's meant to prevent thinking, "I'm sober enough"?

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« Reply #306 on: 25 Oct 2013, 05:43 »

Plus, "Don't Drink and Drive" is a fancy alliteration. It's more fun to say!
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« Reply #307 on: 25 Oct 2013, 05:52 »

Maybe it's meant to prevent thinking, "I'm sober enough"?

Maybe... not that that really stops the inebriated.
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #308 on: 25 Oct 2013, 10:07 »

I think the slogan logic is, "Don't X and drive." is very direct and has a tone of no exceptions. "Sober" can be argued with because, "I know what I can handle!"

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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #309 on: 25 Oct 2013, 10:08 »

I dunno, I guess I take sober to mean "hasn't drunk any alcohol or taken any drugs at all".
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #310 on: 25 Oct 2013, 10:13 »

Really? Because I've only ever hear it used to mean "not inebriated". You can consume some alcohol/drugs and unless you're starting to become intoxicated you're still sober.

At least,  that's how I've always heard it used.
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #311 on: 25 Oct 2013, 10:37 »

Don't drink and drive. You'll spill it.
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #312 on: 25 Oct 2013, 11:06 »

And that would be alcohol abuse.
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #313 on: 26 Oct 2013, 03:26 »

Was so drunk. Was so high. I am ruined. RUINED I SAY
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« Reply #314 on: 30 Oct 2013, 16:21 »

It is WednesdH and I am drhnk off my ass
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #315 on: 30 Oct 2013, 16:25 »

Don't drink and drive. You'll spill it.
I was about to drag out the "don't drink and derive" pun, but I remembered that booze was how I got through the homework assignments for my graduate electromagnetism course.  :psyduck:
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #316 on: 04 Nov 2013, 05:47 »

Had some monstrously strong vodka jelly this weekend.

For contrast let me explain how strong it was.

Weekend before last, I went out with friends of mine for my birthday. I drank a bottle of whiskey, and that's just at home before we went out. I had more drinks while I was out. I had other things while I was out. I stayed awake until 4am, perfectly lucid and having a blast, didn't feel sick at any point, went to sleep perfectly happy.

Last weekend, I went to this part. Drank maybe a third of my whiskey bottle, which took me to midnight. Amiably buzzed, no more no less. Do a shot's worth of this vodka jelly. It tastes strong on the way down, which is a terrible sign because vodka jelly usually is way stronger than it tastes. Go from amiably buzzed to puking myself inside out in the garden within half an hour. Went to bed at half past midnight, drunk off my ass.

That's some strong-ass vodka jelly.

Unexpected benefit - bodyclock in perfect condition for Monday morning, and almost total lack of hangover due to the sheer volume of my puking. Gotta love a good grand slam.
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #317 on: 05 Nov 2013, 18:37 »

I blame the jelly. 
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #318 on: 06 Nov 2013, 05:48 »

I do also. I hear the punch was lethal too, quite glad I didn't drink it (it had plastic fingers floating in it which I don't trust to be clean).
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« Reply #319 on: 06 Nov 2013, 19:18 »

And now some words of wisdom from the commander of the anti-sobriety defense league.

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« Reply #320 on: 08 Nov 2013, 19:14 »

To protect the world from devastation
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To extend our reach to the bar top above
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #322 on: 30 Nov 2013, 05:04 »

Woke up with three club stamps on my hand and a vague memory gap. I know I had a blast and I'm barely hung over.

I said FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH
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« Reply #323 on: 02 Dec 2013, 10:23 »

OH my god I think I was hit this morning by the ghost of every hangover I ever should have had but didn't.  :psyduck:
It was unlike any kind of awful I've ever experienced before. We drank probably a little more than really advisable on a Sunday night but I went to sleep feeling fine, and I was dragging a little when I woke up, but then while getting ready for work I was hit with chills and shakes and sweating and massive head rush when I stood up and numb feet when I sat down (what??) and ended up back on my ass on the couch for 20 minutes.
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #324 on: 02 Dec 2013, 13:16 »

Sunday is "Rum Headache day" according to FB's pirate language
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #325 on: 03 Dec 2013, 09:21 »

last night: 3 IPAs, a mixer that the bartender wouldn't tell me what was in it, and maybe 4 sips of red wine.

throwing up after drinking red wine is terrifying when you forgot you drank it
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« Reply #326 on: 06 Dec 2013, 10:19 »

I am a little bit stoned off my arse at 18.20 on a Friday hahahaha
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« Reply #327 on: 06 Dec 2013, 12:59 »

Last night I drank one bottle of pear cider, over the course of three hours, after a large meal. I woke up with a slight headache and now my head feels like it's going to burst. If this is my first hangover I never want another one.
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« Reply #328 on: 06 Dec 2013, 13:22 »

Sounds like the tiniest bit of a hangover, yeeeeees  :-D
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« Reply #329 on: 06 Dec 2013, 13:26 »

I also had the same headache on Wednesday. Can you get pre-emptive hangovers?
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« Reply #330 on: 06 Dec 2013, 13:34 »

I definitely have, like sometimes I get pre-emptive back pain just thinking about going to work. Although that's more likely my body trying to give me an excuse to not do something by reminding me of what it does to me.

My spell check changed my sentence to "pee-emptive back pain".

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« Reply #331 on: 06 Dec 2013, 23:50 »

Now that's something I do get quite frequently!
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« Reply #332 on: 07 Dec 2013, 02:37 »

I also had the same headache on Wednesday. Can you get pre-emptive hangovers?

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« Reply #333 on: 10 Dec 2013, 00:50 »

I guess I shouldn't drink when my day has mostly been crap. I'm frustrated and tired and annoyed and super-glad I'm in the private confines of my room where it is nice and solitary. Alcohol was delicious. But probably not worth it.
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« Reply #334 on: 13 Dec 2013, 19:04 »

Very drunk. Forsome resskn ssid 'votehamas' at skme point??? OKAYYYY
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #335 on: 13 Dec 2013, 19:11 »

time for some Southern Sweet Tea.

Vodka w/sweet tea.  over ice.

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« Reply #336 on: 13 Dec 2013, 19:46 »

I am drunk, drunk is me, wheee! I am drunk, durnk is me! Wheee! and I'm playing with knives! and probably managed to hurt or piss off someone I really care about! You fucks know what that means right?


Well? Shout it really loud so I can hear you!

Yes! That's right! Time for more whiskey to the voices in my head go away!
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #337 on: 14 Dec 2013, 13:33 »

I increasingly feel like that Charlie Sheen gif is one of the most accurate statements on alcohol I've ever seen.
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« Reply #338 on: 14 Dec 2013, 15:12 »

Which one? There's a couple.

"Alcohol is poison"
"Then why do you drink it?"
"Because there are things inside me I need to kill"

is the one I think of.
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« Reply #339 on: 14 Dec 2013, 15:24 »

Me too, that being the one on this page.
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« Reply #340 on: 14 Dec 2013, 15:51 »

I totally forgot that was there >.>;
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« Reply #341 on: 14 Dec 2013, 16:26 »

At staff do. There's been three dramas I've been playing Mammy to but it has still managed to be really fun. For me at least.

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« Reply #342 on: 14 Dec 2013, 16:47 »

Guys tonight is kinda confirming for me that I have some kind of manic depression but the NHS sucks especially for mental health so I don't know what to do about it. Also if I didn't have auto correct this post would be cycled.

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« Reply #343 on: 14 Dec 2013, 16:49 »

Fucked. Not cycled. Fucked. So close.

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« Reply #344 on: 14 Dec 2013, 17:52 »

I laughed

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« Reply #345 on: 14 Dec 2013, 20:23 »

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« Reply #346 on: 20 Dec 2013, 17:49 »

Last night I learned that alcohol and Chinese food don't mix well.

Today I learned that hangovers and holiday shopping are an even worse mix. I was ready to punch everyone and everything.

On the plus side, it was good to be able to get my drink on with my old high school theatre family. I know moving on is part of life, but those people got me through the worst time in my life and I may not have made it without them, most of them don't even know that.

Also, hangover nosebleeds? It's never happened to me before but I started gushing while shopping in the mall, and I remember hearing that it's a thing. Usually only happens to me because of allergies, which isn't a problem this late in winter, and they are never that bad. Or if I'm in really dry air but actually it was way too fucking humid in that mall.
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« Reply #347 on: 21 Dec 2013, 13:07 »

I've had one beer but I get drunk real fast so what the fuck I am posting here

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« Reply #348 on: 21 Dec 2013, 13:16 »

I've had one beer but I get drunk real fast so what the fuck I am posting here

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« Reply #349 on: 22 Dec 2013, 07:48 »

Wooohoo! I got slammered last night! It was a lot of fun! I also spent the day hanging out with my various neighbors. All of them are pretty cool. One of them became my first person I have thrown out of my place because she will not shut the fuck up about ANYTHING after she's had a few drinks.
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