I am an untrained professional boozehound. Do attempt this at home. GM Inc is not responsible for any symptoms, conditions or drunken phone calls to your ex resulting from these concoctions. Side effects may include Euphoria, Depression, Expression, Incontinence, Luck, Becoming More Socially Outgoing, Beer Goggles, Beer Google, Staggering, Stammering, Giving and Receiving Drunken Phone Calls at 0300 and being more fun at parties if you bring the stuff for these recipes.
Some more cocktails:
Summer Vacation in a Glass:
1 shot gold tequila
2 shots gold rum
fruit punch and sprite to taste
Summer Daze:
3 shots rum
1 shot 151
pour shots into a highball glass and add fruit juices (OJ, Pineapple, fruit punch) till filled
Adult Apple Juice:
In a large container mix the following:
1 Bottle of Laird’s Applejack
1/2 Bottle of Apple Pie Moonshine
Apple Cider or Apple juice (2 - 1 ratio to the booze is what I suggest but mix to taste)
Bonus: Add some fireball or another cinnamon booze.
Spritz Cider Tonic:
2 shot Laird’s Applejack
2 shot Jack Daniels
fill tumbler with equal mix of sprite and cider
Deathmix Uber: (based off of Tucker Max deathmix, all rights to the king of assholes)
Mix the following in a camelback: (ice suggested but optional)
1 bottle everclear
1 320z fruit punch Gatorade
2 80z cans of Redbull
1 can of fruit punch 4Loko
fill remaining space in camelback with more fruit punch gatorade, seal, mix and serve from camelback to a LARGE group of people… you know unless you WANT to commit suicide in which case you’ll be fine on your own champ! (Notice for morons that’s what’s called “sarcasm” don’t actually try to down this on your own.)
