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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #600 on: 24 Mar 2015, 15:01 »

I'm drunk!

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« Reply #601 on: 24 Mar 2015, 17:17 »

I'm drunk!

Yay, Masterpiece, drunken party forum tiemz! (By which I mean to say that I too, am intoxicated)
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« Reply #602 on: 24 Mar 2015, 17:31 »

Hello chaospersonified! I didn't notice you before.

Coding while drunk is the best

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« Reply #603 on: 24 Mar 2015, 17:38 »

I am incapable.

 I took a semester of C+ and I got an A in it, but only because I showed up every day and got my teacher to like me. Didn't learn a dang thing, and the teacher didn't teach much more than I learned. Spent a lot of time on Reddit that semester.

Writing in general though, while drunk, is amazing! Stories happen and you write characters you'd never thought about, and description is so much more fascinating! The edits are a pain in the ass, but it's always fascinating to see what drunk me thinks.
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« Reply #604 on: 24 Mar 2015, 17:40 »

Everything you just said is just as applicable to coding

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« Reply #605 on: 24 Mar 2015, 17:42 »

Everything you just said is just as applicable to coding

...Is what I thought when I typed it! There's some level of creativity in coding, I know that much! It's why I was interested in learning, but I just can't from a textbook!
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« Reply #606 on: 24 Mar 2015, 17:56 »

Hello chaospersonified! I didn't notice you before.

Coding while drunk is the best

It's the only way to code.  Then again, I only know Bash and Perl, so both tend to be pretty sloppy even at the best of times, but they get the job done.
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« Reply #607 on: 24 Mar 2015, 18:03 »

I am currently writing a Java Application which I will use to teach my students in the coming semester :D

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« Reply #608 on: 24 Mar 2015, 22:41 »

This drunk talk is going right over my head, but for different reasons than usual.
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« Reply #609 on: 02 Apr 2015, 19:17 »

I am too drunk to deal with the Welsh language right now.

I haven't actually had that much to drink, but still, who the hell names a town Cwmcarn? How do you even pronounce that? I thought Gaelic was hard, but at least it has enough vowels.
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« Reply #610 on: 02 Apr 2015, 19:19 »

w is a vowel.
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« Reply #611 on: 04 Apr 2015, 10:24 »

Apparently it's a new rule in my life that I'm not allowed to make the dreaded 2-hour drive home from my college without being hungover. It's happened every time this semester.

First week of march, I went to see a friend in a play (actually in the next town over). There was a cast party the night before. I was fine by the time the curtain went up, but the trip there was ungood.
The day before spring break started, I went to a friend's birthday party and was there most of the night.
I'm about to leave for Easter break, and guess how I'm feeling right now...
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« Reply #612 on: 05 Apr 2015, 18:40 »

weeeee being drunk all by yourself while listening to depressing music at four in the morning, weeeeeeee

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« Reply #613 on: 05 Apr 2015, 19:07 »

weeeee being drunk all by yourself while listening to depressing music at four in the morning, weeeeeeee
At least he's got me, high as a kite, to keep him virtual company.
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« Reply #614 on: 05 Apr 2015, 19:08 »

LOVE YOU TOO

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« Reply #615 on: 05 Apr 2015, 19:10 »

<3

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« Reply #616 on: 05 Apr 2015, 20:22 »

switched from depressive Music to Janis Joplin.

Better. But I'm losing body coordination (except for keyboard operation)

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« Reply #617 on: 05 Apr 2015, 20:26 »

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK AND WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S FUN )but only half as fun as I expected it to be) (that always happens(

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« Reply #618 on: 05 Apr 2015, 20:59 »

well shit that didn't work quite as expected

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« Reply #619 on: 06 Apr 2015, 11:03 »

My oral exam/thesis defense is in 3 hours. Pass or fail, I will be drinking an entire bottle of chocolate wine.
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« Reply #620 on: 06 Apr 2015, 11:16 »

Good luck!
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« Reply #621 on: 06 Apr 2015, 21:07 »

Thank you!
I passed!
I got an appletini earlier. Didn't like my wine, but I'm drinking milk mixed with Cinnabon vodka. It's delicious :3
We're taking drinks every time a new song starts. We are watching Across the Universe.

Today went well. Now booooooooozeeeeee
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« Reply #622 on: 10 Apr 2015, 22:28 »

Crunk.
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« Reply #623 on: 21 Apr 2015, 17:07 »

And so starts the night, with a single IPA and a new Built To Spill record. More alcohol shall follow this, larger volume drinks with higher and lower alcohol contents alike, and the rest of my Record Store Day discoveries shall accompany me, the hipster-esque, indie rock soundtrack to my ensuing drunkenness!

 Consider this the first sign I'm about to post an unholy number of narrowly-relevant puns here and elsewhere.
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« Reply #624 on: 25 Apr 2015, 01:24 »

drunk
high
cast party
have work in ;ess then 5 hours

Update: everything hurts
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« Reply #625 on: 26 Apr 2015, 09:33 »

Tequila was a bad idea.
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« Reply #626 on: 29 Apr 2015, 21:26 »

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« Reply #627 on: 30 Apr 2015, 16:39 »

Jive head beer.i Lumia beer,

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« Reply #628 on: 01 May 2015, 00:30 »

I think he's trying to communicate! Any idea what it means?
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« Reply #629 on: 01 May 2015, 06:24 »

Errrrr.....Perhaps he's consumed so much beer that he's beginning to turn into a cellular phone?
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« Reply #630 on: 01 May 2015, 07:23 »

If there's a beer that runs on the Windows OS, Masterpiece will never shut up about it  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #631 on: 01 May 2015, 08:00 »

Alas, my swipe keyboard failed me for the first time.

Translation: I've had beer. I like beer.

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« Reply #632 on: 01 May 2015, 08:11 »

I like how the only word it got right was "beer". Twice.
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« Reply #633 on: 01 May 2015, 09:54 »

It got the main gist

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« Reply #634 on: 05 May 2015, 19:35 »

Turned in my last assignment in one class, took my final in the other. I think these things deserve celebration. As such... Yeah, Tim is tipsy. Call me tipsy Tim, if you please, the alliteration is additive, and appropriate.
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« Reply #635 on: 05 May 2015, 20:13 »

I'm not drunk, but I think my current frame of mind fits in perfectly with the theme of this thread.

After being on a complete low for about one and a half week our shared flat has acquired some weed. Things escalated a little. Today I saw a vaporizer, a blunt, and twice a shillum from the end. I am sorta stoned. Bitcoin weed is good weed.
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« Reply #636 on: 05 May 2015, 20:23 »

Bitcoin weed is good weed.

I agree with your thesis and demand to know what the fuck this is, because it's been too goddamn long since I got stoned as shit, and for fuck's sake, what's it take to get a dealer in this town?
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« Reply #637 on: 07 May 2015, 19:19 »

If you'd asked me yesterday, I got an A in chem lab, a C in the course, and a D in my lit course.

Now I know my grades, and I got two out of three. My final in lit bumped me up to a B.

Alcohol is now in my system and I have an LCD Soundsystem record on the turntable playing amazing music, and I feel so very happy. There is a pint and a half of 8% alcohol spiked punch chilling in my freezer, and I'm reading through the archive of Dumbing of Age, laughing my ass off.
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« Reply #638 on: 08 May 2015, 00:22 »

Laughing your ass off? But you need that to live!
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« Reply #639 on: 09 May 2015, 23:46 »

So my family expected me home yesterday afternoon. I went to a friend's graduation party with the intent of staying a few hours and driving home. Well the party is at a house on a gravel road. On her way up a girl accidentally shatters my windshield with rocks after getting stuck in a rut. I just had got it out the shop the day before so reaction one was rage. But I used it as an excuse to stay the night and it was one of the best nights of my life. It involved absinthe, a hot tub, and I really needed it with how stressed I've been. So maybe having my car pelted with fucking rocks was a blessing from a guardian angel.
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« Reply #640 on: 12 May 2015, 21:19 »

So I'm realizing I've only ever pre-posted in this thread. It's always been like, during beer #1 because I know my limit is low. It takes about one and a half for me to feel tipsy, so yeah, I've only ever chimed in when I was only half a step beyond sobriety. I'm still typing this up through drinking, but at least this time I'm further through a greater quantity of a higher alcohol content beer.

In any case, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is fucking hilarious, y'all. I wasn't previously ignorant to this, but it is relevant to me at the moment.

In other news, an IPA is a terrible follow-up to a sweet drink, and I'm saying as much as someone who drinks IPAs almost exclusively. Love that sharp, bitter taste; it drops the temperature of the drink ten degrees in my opinion, but I had a sip of my next drink, Steel Reserve Blackberry while a sip remained of my Sam Adams Rebel Rouser, and I regret finishing the last of the beer prior.

Sweet and sour is okay. Sweet and bitter, not so much!
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« Reply #641 on: 12 May 2015, 22:08 »

24 oz. of 8% alcohol later, and it suggests to me that this entire thread was created on the idea that it's hella better to know other people who are also drunk at the same time.

No one else has said a damn thing. I am upset at this.
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« Reply #642 on: 15 May 2015, 20:24 »

Well today, I was very productive. I got enrolled in Summer classes; I cut the grass, and I got my hair cut. Shit ws accomplished, and I think I deserve a drink or two, or six, if you define the number of beers in 12 oz. incremements
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« Reply #643 on: 17 May 2015, 20:41 »

I've said a lot in past posts here... Tonight, I think I'll just say "yes" and leave it at that
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« Reply #644 on: 22 May 2015, 02:48 »

I don't drink at all anymore, but sometimes I feel compelled to add random bits of drunken advice to this thread.

Like, don't get drunk and steal a beehive. That's a BAD idea.
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« Reply #645 on: 22 May 2015, 22:04 »

 :-o   woah   :-o

 :psyduck: never even thought of going there....  :psyduck:
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« Reply #646 on: 22 May 2015, 23:15 »

I don't drink at all anymore, but sometimes I feel compelled to add random bits of drunken advice to this thread.

Like, don't get drunk and steal a beehive. That's a BAD idea.

Holy guacamole. It's only a bad idea if you don't own beekeeping equipment. If you do, don such a garb beforehand.

However, it is implied you did not, in which, I offer my sympathy and say this: holy shit. Hope you get better. Damn, son.
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« Reply #647 on: 23 May 2015, 00:11 »


I don't drink at all anymore, but sometimes I feel compelled to add random bits of drunken advice to this thread.

Like, don't get drunk and steal a beehive. That's a BAD idea.

Holy guacamole. It's only a bad idea if you don't own beekeeping equipment. If you do, don such a garb beforehand.

However, it is implied you did not, in which, I offer my sympathy and say this: holy shit. Hope you get better. Damn, son.

We survived. This was many many years ago.
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« Reply #648 on: 23 May 2015, 01:14 »

I think that's one of those things that makes a great "it seemed like a good idea at the time" sort of anecdote.
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« Reply #649 on: 23 May 2015, 07:25 »

In just two days I will be allowed to get drunk legally. AKA do what I do already but overpay for the drinks in bars.
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