Last week, I abstained, because I had a wedding to attend on Thursday, and also, I only had two beer remaining. They were Oktoberfest varieties, best saved for October, because duh. However, I imbibed a bit at the reception, finally tried Canadian beer, and the next day, at my uncle's house, had some damn good German Oktoberfest beer. That parrt of the family's into beer. The tables at the reception were named for Michigan breweries, a fact I don't actually know whether I can be proud I recognized. Half recognized. I knew they were breweries. Didn't make the connection between my cousin being a proper Michigander and the locations of said breweries.
Tonight, I have those two I mentioned. Then, I was like, 'that ain't enough,' so I went to a gas station, got some Michelob Ultra, which is one I haven't tried that my aunt recommended, and a Coors Light, which was, as far as I can tell, recommended to me at an critical time in my life by Diggnation, and is therefore, not necessarily by its own virtue, my favorite of the commonly-found beer brands.
I am an efficient drunk, which means the same as it does in cars. An efficient car needs little gas to go further, and similarly, I need only a little alcohol to get me feeling loose. I have thus far had only a pint and a half of Michelob, and am letting the Abita Oktoberfest chill in the freezer for a tad longer while I post this. It has been warming up in a cupboard since I decided to wait until literal October to drink it, but now it's had some time in the freezer.
Any case, I expect the night shall go thusly:
I'll drink more, watch videos of a semi-explicit nature*, and write stories that teeter on the edge of indecency, the way I personally like them.
*'Semi-explicit' meaning it's only explicit if you know the reason behind watching them. Not classically porn, barely even softcore but enough that my school's censors have officially banned this site's content.
Don't pretend your lonely drunken nights don't follow similar patterns, the only difference, I expect, is the writing bit.