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Pintsize: Butts.

6 (7.3%)

Marigold: Play DS and do the wallflower.

4 (4.9%)

Faye and Angus: Dance and sloppy makeouts!

0 (0%)

Tai: DJ'ing, of course.

11 (13.4%)

Dora: Coffee for the DJ booth!

0 (0%)

Marten: Bad dancing and moping afterwards.

5 (6.1%)

Claire: Non-consensual snuggles and brandy taste tests.

4 (4.9%)

Hannelore: sweeping up all the rice and sterilizing the knife for the cake.

7 (8.5%)

Momo: Making sure there was something old, something new, etc.

2 (2.4%)

She'd suggest a 5-yen piece in the shoe instead, however.

0 (0%)

Space Ham with Waffle Fries as the main course!

10 (12.2%)

Who cares? CONGRATS LINDS!

33 (40.2%)

Total Members Voted: 80

[DSL]

Spathe cake, then? To be served up after the spathe ham?

[quix0te]

I want to see Jim+daughter hanging out at some place alone, talking about why Daddy is drinking.

Suddenly, spiders begin to crawl up Jim's legs...

Meh.  If he's raising a daughter by himself, that means he's seen some Pretty Heavy Stuff (I forget his particular backstory if its been revealed).  Either a wife who died, a wife so dysfunctional he was awarded custody, or one who simply had no interest in parenting.  The upshot is its very unlikely that the sight of this girl he dated once will cause him to spin into depression.  When you are 25, that kind of thing is a big deal.  When you are 35-40, not so much.

[Method of Madness]

He's divorced, and had a fairly incompetent lawyer, but that's all I remember.

[K1dmor]

I forget his particular backstory if its been revealed.

 He had a (rough) divorce more than a year ago, and had to fire his lawyer ; but now he gets along with his ex:
 
 

 They share custody over Sam,
 

 And i guess that's all you need to know  .

[Is it cold in here?]

I respect your archive-fu.

[Storel]

The fu is strong in this one.

[Kugai]

Edit-I didn't even notice the lipstick.

Well done Grasshopper.

[quix0te]

I forget his particular backstory if its been revealed.

He had a (rough) divorce more than a year ago, and had to fire his lawyer ; but now he gets along with his ex:
 They share custody over Sam,
 And i guess that's all you need to know  .

That sort of goes to my original point.  Not quite as bad as some of the scenarios, but if he's watching his ex-wife in a new relationship, I doubt seeing this girl he dated once with somebody else is that much of a heart-stomping experience.  Probably somewhere between "Dang! They're out of BBQ Corn Nuts!" and "Dang! They Canceled Pushing Daisies/Sarah Connor Chronicles!" with a little bit of "I can't catch a break!"
I will say that usually romantic interests don't get to meet the kids until things are serious.

[Carl-E]

I will say that usually romantic interests don't get to meet the kids until things are serious.

Are you talking about Dora meeting Sam, or Jim meeting Tai?   

[mtmerrick]

I was actually really beat up about them canceling Pushing Daisies.  o_O

[quix0te]

I was actually really beat up about them canceling Pushing Daisies.  o_O

What, a smart, zany comedy that isn't about folks sitting around their apartments together?  I'm amazed it made it two seasons.
Don't worry, Wife Swap and The Bachelor(ette) are still going strong.  *eyes bulge in frustration*

However.  Are you aware of Wonderfalls?  It has a similar vibe.  Same writer I believe.  It also didn't run long.  But its absolutely worth watching.  The writer even tied it up in a nice bow when he found out it was being cancelled. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8_bmzRhfag

[Pilchard123]

And in the a really odd alternate universe - George RR Martin is a prolific writer turning out several novels where the main and beloved characters never seem to die off per year

And also has a website which is not terrible.

[Rghfrgl]

 But George RR Martin DOESN'T kill people anymore. He just pretends to and then they're fine next chapter.

[Zebediah]

Hey, I wouldn't call them fine, exactly. It's reaching the point where pretty much everyone in the whole series who isn't dead would be less miserable if they were. It's a whole new genre: Epic Fantasy Misery Porn.

[Loki]

If you ask me, Pillars Of Earth had the same already, minus the Fantasy.

[Is it cold in here?]

The ending of Song of Ice and Fire:

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Rocks fall. Everyone is crippled and in chronic pain for the rest of their lives.

[Valdís]

The ending of Song of Ice and Fire:

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Rocks fall. Everyone is crippled and in chronic pain for the rest of their lives.

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No one is fit to rule. The people set up a Republic. The Throne remains vacant.

[Zebediah]

I had my own vision of the ending:

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After he defeats the last of the White Walkers, the only surviving human in all of Westeros lands his dragon in the smoking ruins of King's Landing. He looks around at the devastation and shakes his head sadly. Quietly, he whispers a single word.

"Hodor."

Fade to black.

[jwhouk]

But George RR Martin DOESN'T kill people anymore. He just pretends to and then they're fine next chapter.

Actually, he has an ulterior motive...