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Author Topic: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.  (Read 3728 times)

bhtooefr

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Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« on: 26 Jun 2013, 15:49 »

I won't link to it, because it might technically be considered to violate the porn rule (although it's tapir-on-tapir), but there's a post on Boing Boing about tapir penis, and that it is terrifying.
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Re: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« Reply #1 on: 26 Jun 2013, 16:05 »

That took me a while to find. :P

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Re: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« Reply #2 on: 26 Jun 2013, 17:23 »

But was it worth the search?   :evil:
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Re: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« Reply #3 on: 26 Jun 2013, 19:31 »

Yes

The echidna link was better through. :P
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Re: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« Reply #4 on: 26 Jun 2013, 20:16 »

You may also want to check Youtube for "True Facts About the Tapir."

I'd link you myself, but the porn rule is a harsh mistress.
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Re: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« Reply #5 on: 26 Jun 2013, 20:56 »

Does this thread count as Zoophilia then? o_O
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Re: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« Reply #6 on: 28 Jun 2013, 04:56 »

Does this thread count as Zoophilia then? o_O

I think only if you get involved yourself. If you're just watching them, it'd be voyeuristic zoophilia.

Cue the old joke about flogging a dead horse.
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Re: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« Reply #7 on: 28 Jun 2013, 07:04 »

Would that fall under the category of equinecroflagilation or McDonalds?
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Re: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« Reply #8 on: 28 Jun 2013, 07:11 »

Would that fall under the category of equinecroflagilation or McDonalds?

No, it's  "What do you do if you're into zoophilia, Sadism and necrophilia?"

No 100% sure if punch-line-first is the best way to tell  a joke, but meh.

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Re: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« Reply #9 on: 28 Jun 2013, 07:49 »

Cue the old joke about flogging a dead horse.

You know the horse likes it  :mrgreen:
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Re: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« Reply #10 on: 28 Jun 2013, 11:32 »

I really should brush up on my Latin instead of making stuff up as I go.
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Re: Hanners is right to be afraid of tapirs.
« Reply #11 on: 28 Jun 2013, 23:10 »

I had always heard it as equinenecrosadism. 
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