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Noah (Starring Russell Crowe)
« on: 15 Nov 2013, 14:29 »

I...don't know what to say...  :?
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Re: Noah (Starring Russell Crowe)
« Reply #1 on: 15 Nov 2013, 16:40 »

It's got potential.
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Re: Noah (Starring Russell Crowe)
« Reply #2 on: 15 Nov 2013, 16:46 »

Looks really strange. It could be pretty cool, but I don't have high hopes. Aronofsky is one of the least subtle and most emotionally overbearing directors I know, so if nothing else it'll be super dramatic and pathos-laden. On the other hand, Emma Watson.
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Re: Noah (Starring Russell Crowe)
« Reply #3 on: 15 Nov 2013, 18:29 »

Hey, there's a lot of stuff that could go into this movie. Especially if they show what happened after they left the ark. Noah's not just the first boat-builder - he was also the first vineyard tender.
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Re: Noah (Starring Russell Crowe)
« Reply #4 on: 16 Nov 2013, 04:09 »

Anybody else thinking Evan Almighty?
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Re: Noah (Starring Russell Crowe)
« Reply #5 on: 19 Nov 2013, 01:13 »

I'm seeing it tomorrow (technically tonight). I'll let you guys know how it is.
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Re: Noah (Starring Russell Crowe)
« Reply #6 on: 19 Nov 2013, 20:10 »

So strictly speaking I can't give details away, but I'll just say Anthony Hopkins kicked ass in his small role as Methuselah because of he course he did. The movie itself was...ok, I guess? It was a working cut but it seemed pretty much done, and I doubt they'll actually change anything (except fix the CGI which won't change the movie). I guess check it out but don't expect much.
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Re: Noah (Starring Russell Crowe)
« Reply #7 on: 21 Nov 2013, 10:59 »

Meh, if Charlton Heston could play Moses, Russell Crowe can play Noah.
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Re: Noah (Starring Russell Crowe)
« Reply #8 on: 21 Nov 2013, 11:04 »

Eh, Russell Crowe will always be Maximus to me.
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