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QC Captions Vol. 122
« on: 07 Jul 2013, 09:02 »
Happy sunday, folks! This should be interesting:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #1 on: 07 Jul 2013, 09:09 »
Emily: "I swear, Dora said it was this big!"
Tai: "No way‽"
Marten: "Dammit, that was private. And a joke."
Claire: "I thought that was his leg! I need a bathroom!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #2 on: 07 Jul 2013, 09:19 »
Emily: I always thought they'd be this big! Marten, what about you?
Tai: Nah, the biggest I've seen was about this size. But I never really cared about fishing anyway.
Marten: I think we should really tell you about this innuendo.
Claire: No, don't break the spell!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #3 on: 07 Jul 2013, 09:29 »
MARTIN:  How long will the dick-length jokes at my expense go on?
TAI:  This long!
EMILY:   THIS long!
CLAIRE:   *ultra-snerk*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #4 on: 07 Jul 2013, 20:05 »
There's gotta be a Victorian porn joke in here somewhere
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #5 on: 07 Jul 2013, 23:20 »
TAI: "In heaven there is no beer ... "
EMILY: "... That's why we drink it here!"
CLAIRE: (Wheezing noises, occasionally a razzberry or motorboat sound)
MARTEN: "SO glad we can't actually afford accordions or harmonicas."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #6 on: 08 Jul 2013, 03:27 »
Tai: "You said it was this big, right?"
Emily: "Oh goodness, no! It was this big at least!"
Marten: "You're still talking about fish, right?"
Claire: *snickering* "Don't ruin the gag, Marten!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #7 on: 08 Jul 2013, 06:57 »
Tai: This big?
Emily: No, I swear, that fishes dick was this big!
Claire: *aneurysm*
Marten: I quit.


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #8 on: 08 Jul 2013, 12:09 »
Tai: "A girl in our dorm has this long."
Emily: "My Dad's is this long."
Claire: <chokes>
Marten: "Sigh. Ok, you had your fun. Momo, google up some gross pics of worst botched appendectomy scars for these two clowns."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #9 on: 08 Jul 2013, 12:13 »
Quote from: Skewbrow on 08 Jul 2013, 12:09
Tai: "A girl in our dorm has this long."
Emily: "My Dad's is this long."
Claire: <chokes>
Marten: "Sigh. Ok, you had your fun. Momo, google up some gross pics of worst botched appendectomy scars for these two clowns."

Dayam, Emily, did they cut your dad in half to remove his appendix?? 'Cause that's definitely a case of Doing It Wrong.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #10 on: 09 Jul 2013, 05:14 »
Tai: "Butts
Emily: "Butts!"
Marten: "Butts"
Claire: *snerk* "Butts!"
Tai: I pushed him into the copy room like this
Emily: I gave him a boost to reach the top shelf
Marten: Will you guys stop talking about touching my butt
Clair: Nope. Didn't touch anything. Nope. Nope. Didn't happen.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #11 on: 09 Jul 2013, 07:53 »
Tai:  "I'm just saying, that setting you up wouldn't be that hard."
Marten:  "And I told you that I'm not looking right now."
Emily:  "Claire, I overheard you talking to your brother about snuggling him.  Is that why he's not looking?"
Claire:  "What!?!?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #12 on: 09 Jul 2013, 09:58 »
Tai: "Want to hear a joke?"
Claire: Can't breathe ... Laughing so hard ...
Marten: "I don't get it. She didn't even tell the joke."
Emily: "I get it!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #13 on: 10 Jul 2013, 17:34 »
New panel!



Also, bonus panel! What's she googling?

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #14 on: 10 Jul 2013, 17:55 »
I'll just get this one out of the way...

Veronica: I've never heard of him before, but sure, I'll meet you at 3 for the shoot, Jane.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #15 on: 10 Jul 2013, 18:32 »
Veronica: Oh, hi Kirk! It's been a while since I've last heard of you! Say, has your website been taken down?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #16 on: 10 Jul 2013, 18:54 »
VERONICA:  "Hello!   How's it going Tai... Really -- that long?   Confirmed?   Emily can vouch? 
GOOGLE:   MARTEN REED DICK LENGTH MASSACHUSETTS (IMAGE SEARCH, SAFE-SEARCH OFF)

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #17 on: 10 Jul 2013, 18:56 »
"Marten! How is everything going? I just discovered something you should try. Have you ever taken a shower in Scotch?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #18 on: 11 Jul 2013, 08:04 »
VV-R: Doing? Oh, just cleaning the floor after my latest treatment.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #19 on: 11 Jul 2013, 08:06 »
VERONICA: "I'm WHAT?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #20 on: 11 Jul 2013, 09:02 »
Nevermind - DSL wins
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #21 on: 12 Jul 2013, 02:12 »
Quote from: Border Reiver on 11 Jul 2013, 09:02
Nevermind - DSL wins

Nope, his line for Veronica doesn't match her facial expressions. So it's still up for grabs.

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Veronica: Look, if you want to add the schoolgirl uniform, thats an extra $200. I don't know of anyone within 50 miles that would have one in XXL.....for a man.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #22 on: 12 Jul 2013, 03:49 »
VERONICA:    Butts?
GOOGLE:  BUTTS (9,998,872,993,990,881,934,765,157 results returned)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #23 on: 13 Jul 2013, 01:20 »
Veronica: "Oh. Hi, senator! ... Your place at 9? Sure I can fit that into my schedule and restock some candles... What?... Tar this time. I think I can manage... The usual rate... Bye."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #24 on: 13 Jul 2013, 11:46 »
VERONICA: A belt sander? That's unusual ... One million dollars?? Would some other power tool satisfy your needs? ... Ok, I'll see what I can do for you. See you tonight then, your place?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #25 on: 13 Jul 2013, 18:47 »
VERONICA: "Yes ... I understand ... I ... must ... read ... ALL ... "
GOOGLE: Quantifiable Concerns Leaky Pony Forum.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #26 on: 13 Jul 2013, 18:54 »
Veronica: Really? It's THAT good?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #27 on: 13 Jul 2013, 20:35 »
VVR: "Well, I don't know ... it might be interesting."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #28 on: 14 Jul 2013, 01:17 »
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VERONICA: A belt sander? That's unusual ... One million dollars?? Would some other power tool satisfy your needs? ... Ok, I'll see what I can do for you. See you tonight then, your place?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 122
« Reply #29 on: 14 Jul 2013, 09:02 »
V: You mean I don't need a leather clad man-child with mommy issues tied to my bed to get off?
G: Female Masterbation (Did you mean Female Masturbation?)...






(The sad thing is, Google doesn't actually ask if you meant masturbation. The spelling error is so prevalent I guess it isn't worth correcting. 10.6 million hits vs 290 million hits. Yes, I've thoroughly researched the topic.)
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