Topic: QC Captions Vol. 123 (Read 9228 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 14 Jul 2013, 09:52 »

123, easy as ABC, 123, ABC!

Enjoy having that stuck in your head.

DSL · « **Reply #1 on:** 14 Jul 2013, 10:25 »

MOMO: "I just beamed back from Hannelore's dad's space station, and boy is my pattern buffer tired."
DALE: "Glasses, google 'Boooo ... '"
MARIGOLD: "Hisssssss"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #2 on:** 14 Jul 2013, 11:51 »

Momo: "You've assembled a critical mass of beef jerky. This overloads my systems."
Dale: "Sorry!"
Marigold: "Sorry!"

ChaoSera · « **Reply #3 on:** 14 Jul 2013, 12:34 »

Momo: "I want... that jerky..."
Dale: "W-what?"
Marigold: "Please don't hurt me!"

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #4 on:** 14 Jul 2013, 13:02 »

Momo: "I guess this is it then; the master control program has achieved critical threshold intelligence…. For what it's worth, I actually did like you guys. Oh well."
Dale: "Oh balls…"
Marigold: "W…what? What are you…"
VFX: *blinding white flash*

Kugai · « **Reply #5 on:** 14 Jul 2013, 17:44 »

Momo: "As you can see, I have just been informed I am to have a role in the next Star Trek film."
Dale: "But .... but .... DATA IS A BOY!!"
Marigold: "True, but this is JJ Abrams we're talking about here."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #6 on:** 14 Jul 2013, 19:42 »

ROUND ONE:

MOMO: FORNICATE! FORN-I-CATE!
MARIGOLD: But I don't know how--
DALE: Whoa whoa! That's third date stuff AT LEAST!

*DING*

ROUND TWO:

MOMO: FORNICATE! FORN-I-CATE!
MARIGOLD: *sigh.* That's it, no more hanging with Pintsize.
DALE: Daaang, and I was hoping too...

*DING*

ROUND THREE:

MOMO: FORNICATE! FORN-I-CATE!
BOTH AT ONCE: DAMN IT, NO SHIPPING!!!

*DING DING*

Kugai · « **Reply #7 on:** 14 Jul 2013, 21:35 »

Momo: "EX-TER-MINATE!! EX-TER-MINATE!!"
Dale: "!!!!!!!!"
Marigold: "Damn! I shouldn't have downloaded that Doctor Who file from Microsoft!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #8 on:** 14 Jul 2013, 22:07 »

Momo: "It was your idea to get a thirty thousand dollar arc welder."
Marigold: "Is it too late to get a million dollar belt sander?"
Dale: "Or a $1.98 drill press?"

cesium133 · « **Reply #9 on:** 14 Jul 2013, 22:57 »

Momo der Graff Generator: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dale: I'm not touching that thing.
Marigold: I prefer my hair not standing up, thanks.

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 Jul 2013, 03:08 »

MOMO: Clarice, I forbid you to eat any more beef jerky!
MARIGOLD: My name is Clarice now?
MOMO: Yes! And so is yours!
DALE: Daaanngggg

Zebediah · « **Reply #11 on:** 15 Jul 2013, 04:30 »

Momo: "The National Weather Service is reporting severe thunderstorms in the area."
Marigold: "That's it! You're grounded!"
Dale: "Okay, where's that pun jar..."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 Jul 2013, 04:43 »

Momo: "What did I say earlier about the "Dr. Who" jokes?"

Dale: "To not to?"

Marigold: "Or we get shipped?"

K1dmor · « **Reply #13 on:** 15 Jul 2013, 18:41 »

Momo: It's that time of the month again. Get the tools.
Dale: What time is it?
Marigold: It's Beep-boop time.

DSL · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 Jul 2013, 04:17 »

DALE: "How come Momo's all static-y and you're not?"
MOMO: "Yes, do you use dryer sheets when you do laundry?"
MARIGOLD: "Laundry?"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 Jul 2013, 05:52 »

Momo: "My defence system is kinda sensitive to carbon sulfide and other foul odors. So if either one of you lets out one more dose of beef jerky induced gases there will be hell to pay."
Dale: "...'kay."
Marigold: "D..don't look at me."

cesium133 · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 Jul 2013, 06:23 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Jul 2013, 04:30

Momo: "The National Weather Service is reporting severe thunderstorms in the area."
Marigold: "That's it! You're grounded!"
Dale: "Okay, where's that pun jar..."

Dale: That's shocking!
Marigold: It's revolting!
Momo: If I have to hear one more electricity pun, joule live to regret it.

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #17 on:** 16 Jul 2013, 07:32 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 16 Jul 2013, 06:23

Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Jul 2013, 04:30
Momo: "The National Weather Service is reporting severe thunderstorms in the area."
Marigold: "That's it! You're grounded!"
Dale: "Okay, where's that pun jar..."
Dale: That's shocking!
Marigold: It's revolting!
Momo: If I have to hear one more electricity pun, joule live to regret it.

Ohm i, your current conduct is electrifying!

Kugai · « **Reply #18 on:** 16 Jul 2013, 16:44 »

Can we just skip that Faraday?

DSL · « **Reply #19 on:** 16 Jul 2013, 17:41 »

I'd make another pun, but I don't want to be jumping insulate.

Redball · « **Reply #20 on:** 16 Jul 2013, 17:57 »

C'mon, surely we're not done. We need mho!

Kugai · « **Reply #21 on:** 16 Jul 2013, 21:06 »

I'm not sure degauss is lost.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #22 on:** 16 Jul 2013, 23:57 »

This tone of conversation isn't electrifying.....

Skewbrow · « **Reply #23 on:** 17 Jul 2013, 02:01 »

Alternating current events in QC-verse is sorta the basic idea of the caption thread. No wonder it induces this kind of riffing.

techkid · « **Reply #24 on:** 17 Jul 2013, 04:25 »

Dale: "Watt has this caption thread degraded to?"
Marigold: "Currently, I amp at my wits end."
Momo: "Joule both suffer for those terrible puns..."

Thrudd · « **Reply #25 on:** 17 Jul 2013, 09:07 »

MOMO: "The spiders have discovered electricity"
DALE: "Surely you jest."
MARIGOLD: "Don't call me Shirley."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #26 on:** 17 Jul 2013, 13:47 »

MOMO: There is no Momo, only Jouuuule
DALE: Watt a lovely singing voice you must have.
MARIGOLD: Seriously? more puns?

cesium133 · « **Reply #27 on:** 17 Jul 2013, 13:55 »

Momo: Okay, who attached a kite to my chassis key?
Dale: Wasn't me.
Marigold: Sorry, I just wanted to see if beef jerky could conduct electricity.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #28 on:** 17 Jul 2013, 14:46 »

Somebody should take charge! This thread is not living up to its potential.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #29 on:** 17 Jul 2013, 14:47 »

MOMO: Warning: The caption-thread has become rather pungent.
MARIGOLD: Seriously---?
DALE: Daaaaaaaaaang.

DSL · « **Reply #30 on:** 17 Jul 2013, 17:53 »

DALE: "You're buzzing."
MARIGOLD: "Sparking, even."
MOMO: "It's the polarity."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #31 on:** 17 Jul 2013, 18:57 »

I finally get around to updating thread and....

If you guys are mad at me just say so; don't punish me like this.

SECOND IMAGE:

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #32 on:** 17 Jul 2013, 19:06 »

PENPEN: *fish pun*
COS: *electricity pun*
FAYE: *alarmed response rhyming with humidity*

There. Got it in one post. Can we as a forum MOVE ON already?

(no, no we can't)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #33 on:** 17 Jul 2013, 20:20 »

Pennelope: "We found your porn stash."
Cosette: "I showed it to Steve."
Pugnacious Peach: "Aagh!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #34 on:** 18 Jul 2013, 05:32 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Jul 2013, 19:06

PENPEN: *fish pun*
COS: *electricity pun*
FAYE: *alarmed response rhyming with humidity*

Penelope: "This time we won't let you off the hook."
Cosette: "You put the sparkling wine cooler in the freezebox. It's ruined!"
Faye: "Gah! My Ben & Jerry! Calamity!"

Is this horse dead, yet?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #35 on:** 18 Jul 2013, 06:01 »

Penelope: "I'm pregnant."
Cossette: "I'm pregnant."
Faye: "You guys too?"

DSL · « **Reply #36 on:** 18 Jul 2013, 06:25 »

PENELOPE: "It's not fair. I should be the one getting 20 bucks each from other girls who want to grab Steve's ass."
COSETTE: "You snooze, you lose, sister."
FAYE: "Remember, if it happens in here, the shop gets 50 percent of the take."

ankhtahr · « **Reply #37 on:** 18 Jul 2013, 06:47 »

Penelope: By the way, why did you bring Pintsize to work today?
Cosette: Pintsize? That might explain the muffled noises from the bean sacks today.
Faye: We have coffee bean sacks?

OR

Penelope: The giant blender thing is on fire.
Cosette: We don't have a "giant blender thing".
Penelope: Well, something's on fire back there.
Faye: SHIT!

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #38 on:** 18 Jul 2013, 11:24 »

PENELOPE: Hey look, there's an appartment building on fire across the road! Isn't that where Faye lives?
FAYE: GAAAH!
COSETTE: Gotcha!

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #39 on:** 18 Jul 2013, 14:12 »

You'll have to watch it to the end to see why I thought it relevant. Shame.

celticgeek · « **Reply #40 on:** 18 Jul 2013, 15:05 »

Penelope: Look, a little T-Rex model just landed across the street!
Cosette: And it's giving away free espresso!
Faye: GAH!!!

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #41 on:** 18 Jul 2013, 15:09 »

PENPEN: Duck.
COS: Duck.
FAYE: ABUFHARGHL BOOBS! WHAT THE --

DSL · « **Reply #42 on:** 18 Jul 2013, 15:18 »

COSETTE: "Dora, thank heaven!"
PENELOPE: "There was no deity involved. It was my cross-circuiting to B that recovered them."
FAYE: "Well, then, thank pitchforks and pointed ears!"

Sorflakne · « **Reply #43 on:** 18 Jul 2013, 22:20 »

Penelope: 'Bout fuckin' time we got into a QC Captions thread.
Cosette: Damn straight.
Faye: Stop leaning on the fourth wall!

DSL · « **Reply #44 on:** 19 Jul 2013, 03:56 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 18 Jul 2013, 22:20

Penelope: 'Bout fuckin' time we got into a QC Captions thread.
Cosette: Damn straight.
Faye: Stop leaning on the fourth wall!

WINNAH.

Mmeaninglessnamee · « **Reply #45 on:** 20 Jul 2013, 08:20 »

Definitely the winner, but I think the last line would be better as:
Faye: Stop leaning on the fourth wall. We may pass health inspections, but our panels aren't up to code.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #46 on:** 20 Jul 2013, 09:14 »

Pennelope: "We just found out you never went through the initiation ceremony."
Cosette: "We asked Marten's mom for suggestions."
Faye: "Eek!"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #47 on:** 21 Jul 2013, 11:26 »

PENPEN: "It's getting late, where is the new caption contest?"
COS: "Really, this is getting to be a bit of a drag."
FAYE: "HOLY CRAPBLAST IT'S NOT UP YET?!"

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #48 on:** 21 Jul 2013, 11:43 »

Penelope: "We have made a discovery"
Cosette: "To achieve sass Nirvana we must sacrifice and consume Marten Reed"
Faye: "What? No BBQ sauce!?"

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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