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LeeC:
How do you cut the Roman Empire in half? You use Caesars!

Tova:
Please tell me that’s not how you pronounce scissors.

cybersmurf:
Stolen, but makes me chuckle every time:

What's the difference between the bird flu, and the swine flu?
One needs tweetment, the other one needs oinkment.

Akima:
Are you going too watch the World Origami Championships?
(click to show/hide)They're on paper view.

Yes, I stole that. No, I am not ashamed.

RedWolf4:
I imagine it got exactly as wooden a response then as it did now.

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