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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #950 on: 15 Apr 2015, 17:19 »

Pear-y nice, Redbull, regarding everything that was said! Good for you, berry good!
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« Reply #951 on: 15 Apr 2015, 17:46 »

Corny jokes have their detractors, but personally I think they're amaizeing.
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« Reply #952 on: 15 Apr 2015, 18:52 »

That makes a kernel of sense.
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« Reply #953 on: 15 Apr 2015, 18:55 »

Cob on, you're just buttering Madness up now!
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« Reply #954 on: 15 Apr 2015, 21:11 »

I don't mind it. The conversation is really starting to pop now.
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« Reply #955 on: 15 Apr 2015, 21:22 »

A harvest of corn-y puns, interesting combine.
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« Reply #956 on: 16 Apr 2015, 05:36 »

Shucks, this is getting started again, ain't it?
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« Reply #957 on: 16 Apr 2015, 08:57 »

I know... going back to this well shows true grits. Maybe we should have asked the thread whether we wanted to... in a polenta.
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« Reply #958 on: 16 Apr 2015, 09:07 »

To be fair, vegetable puns are a pretty big field. There is a lot of potential sprouting there, just waiting to be harvested.
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« Reply #959 on: 16 Apr 2015, 09:17 »

Considering the origin of this, I think I'm up a tree.
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« Reply #960 on: 16 Apr 2015, 10:42 »

Redbull, just please, don't make like a tree. Do not leaf.

Vegetables, though, don't want to squash this option. Farming in general, lettuce say things till the well runs dry! We can use this as a chance to weed out the weaker seeds among us, thin the patch a bit!*

*Let's please not, this was a joke. We need as many people as possible. People who carrot all.
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« Reply #961 on: 16 Apr 2015, 11:29 »

Peas in our time. That's all I'm asking for.
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« Reply #962 on: 16 Apr 2015, 15:06 »

Let's hope it sprouts up all round and we can squash any negativity.
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« Reply #963 on: 16 Apr 2015, 15:21 »

Don't give up hope, Kugal; something will turnip.
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« Reply #964 on: 16 Apr 2015, 15:23 »

This thread has been peppered with controversy,  at times it's been difficult to mustard up the  courage to say more things. Why? Uh, none of your business! *

*to be pronounced: Onion of ya business
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« Reply #965 on: 16 Apr 2015, 15:42 »

Don't give up hope, Kugal; something will turnip.

I'll just keep ploughing on then  :-D
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« Reply #966 on: 16 Apr 2015, 16:02 »

Just don't beet yourself up over it
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« Reply #967 on: 16 Apr 2015, 18:29 »

This has all bean well and good, but Lima take a break until the urge returns. It will likely be soon.
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« Reply #968 on: 16 Apr 2015, 19:43 »

Careful, if you take a too short a break, you can get re-fried.
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« Reply #969 on: 16 Apr 2015, 20:11 »

At least he hasn't done a runner.
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« Reply #970 on: 16 Apr 2015, 21:21 »

Oof, I mean, maybe I got a black eye (-d pea) but I'm not abandoning the thread! Not like y'all stole my kidney or anything! If you think I'm gone so fast, y'all don't know Jack!
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« Reply #971 on: 17 Apr 2015, 07:00 »

Snap, y'all didn't make any more puns while I was asleep. I'm running low on bean varieties, I'll have to ask my fava, seeing as we grow some around my house.
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« Reply #972 on: 17 Apr 2015, 10:17 »

Well, there's always coffee beans, or is that off by a latte?
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« Reply #973 on: 17 Apr 2015, 11:36 »

Oof, now you're mocha me crave caffeine. Stoppit, I need to be able to sleep tonight, I gotta be up early tomorrow.
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« Reply #974 on: 17 Apr 2015, 12:43 »

Personally, I think you're full of beans. Unless you just didn't espresso yourself well.
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« Reply #975 on: 17 Apr 2015, 12:46 »

Don't french press the isue, yeah? Record store day, I gotta drive an hour to get to a good store! Leaving at 7 AM, I'm hardly ever even UP that early! Gotta grind though, if I'm gonna get the good stuff!
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« Reply #976 on: 17 Apr 2015, 13:01 »

Hope you got the crema the crop.
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« Reply #977 on: 17 Apr 2015, 13:15 »

It's gonna be rainy, but at least the roads won't be iced. Can't be lait if I want to get the good stuff. (If I don't get what I'm looking for, I'll still probably find something else good) Got three stops for record, so my time in each shop will be breve, but I'm planning to make it count
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« Reply #978 on: 17 Apr 2015, 13:37 »

Just so you manage to filter out the dregs and get what you want.
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« Reply #979 on: 17 Apr 2015, 13:40 »

I've never actually driven in the city before, I figured RSD was grounds for a new thing.
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« Reply #980 on: 19 Apr 2015, 12:45 »

Just be Robusta about your driving.
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« Reply #981 on: 19 Apr 2015, 13:32 »

It's all good, traffic was light. Blended in just fine, got home before dark.
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« Reply #982 on: 19 Apr 2015, 14:36 »

All the driving, though, by the end I was pretty tired. Didn't crash, so not a total disaster.
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« Reply #984 on: 19 Apr 2015, 17:43 »

Thumbs up? Eh, pretty handy gesture
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« Reply #985 on: 20 Apr 2015, 18:47 »

Did you hear about the group of west coast ride sharing aficionados and lobbists who had their vacation in Southeast Asia ruined when real Sarin gas was accidentally used in a historical war reenactment, causing massive civil unrest which lead to the flipping over of the only multi-person vehicle in the country?

The newspaper headline was "California Über Allies's Holiday in Cambodia ends in Chemical Warfare, Riot and destruction of a Police Truck"
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« Reply #986 on: 20 Apr 2015, 19:37 »

 :facepalm:

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« Reply #987 on: 20 Apr 2015, 19:52 »

Did you hear about the group of west coast ride sharing aficionados and lobbists who had their vacation in Southeast Asia ruined when real Sarin gas was accidentally used in a historical war reenactment causing massive civil unrest which lead to the flipping over of the only multi-person vehicle in the country?

The newspaper headline was "California Über Allies's Holiday in Cambodia ends in Chemical Warfare, Riot and destruction of a Police Truck"

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« Reply #988 on: 20 Apr 2015, 19:58 »

Are we doing punk-themed stuff now? I wouldn't want to X out the possibility for FEAR there could be chances for more than I know, but I don't know if we could keep that up for long before we clash...
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« Reply #989 on: 20 Apr 2015, 20:30 »

:facepalm:



I'm sorry, that's just WRONG on so many levels
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« Reply #990 on: 20 Apr 2015, 20:34 »

Are we doing punk-themed stuff now? I wouldn't want to X out the possibility for FEAR there could be chances for more than I know, but I don't know if we could keep that up for long before we clash...

Well I'll be Damned. I'm sure there's a Killing Joke in there somewhere, unless someone gets touchy about their Public Image or otherwise ends up in a Jam.
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« Reply #991 on: 21 Apr 2015, 08:07 »

Well I'll be Damned. I'm sure there's a Killing Joke in there somewhere, unless someone gets touchy about their Public Image or otherwise ends up in a Jam.

My real concern is that punk rock fans tend to be Misfits, their Offspring even more so. Descendants of punk rockers tend to be pretty Rancid. Lots of Germs, in my experience
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« Reply #992 on: 21 Apr 2015, 08:36 »

These punk puns are only a Minor Threat. You'd have to have a Glassjaw not to be able to put up with it.

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« Reply #993 on: 21 Apr 2015, 09:00 »

Yeah Yeah Yeah, don't be Crass. People who refuse to visit here are being Exploited and we need to gather them up, smother them in word play. I'd joke about being cunning linguists to them, but that might be sexual harassment
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« Reply #994 on: 21 Apr 2015, 09:17 »

It's all fun and games 'til someone gets 999 on the Wire... Either that or the thread devolves into a Circle Jerk.

Surprised to see Gareth here, incidentally. It seems like it's usually just the Gang of Four.

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« Reply #995 on: 21 Apr 2015, 10:25 »

Aziraphale, I know you're not trying to be confrontational, but it would seem you're trying Rise Against the idea of other people joining our small group of Stooges.
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« Reply #996 on: 21 Apr 2015, 16:38 »

Whyayeautta .............
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« Reply #997 on: 22 Apr 2015, 11:49 »

Whyayeautta .............

Knucklehead. (COMBINATION OF THREE STOOGES REFERENCE THAT IS ALSO A CANADIAN PUNK GROUP)
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« Reply #998 on: 05 May 2015, 19:32 »

Wtf guys, my wi-fi goes out for seven days and y'all just let this thread die? Week.
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« Reply #999 on: 05 May 2015, 19:46 »

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