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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1500 on: 17 Dec 2015, 17:03 »

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« Reply #1501 on: 17 Dec 2015, 20:18 »

You'd think I'd have heard that one a lot, but it's one of the rare ones.
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« Reply #1502 on: 17 Dec 2015, 20:29 »

I thought I had one for this thread but it was a missed steak. I'll just be moo-ving on then.
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« Reply #1503 on: 20 Dec 2015, 11:26 »

If you are what you eat, does eating Indian bread make you a naan-entity? Does eating pahd Thai make you a pahd person?
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« Reply #1504 on: 20 Dec 2015, 11:51 »

Or does eating Pancakes make you flat?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1505 on: 20 Dec 2015, 15:01 »

Do eating french fries make you Belgian?

Edit: Whoa, I just wiki'd fries and apparently "chips" only refer to steak fries, and not all types of fries like I'd assumed.
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« Reply #1506 on: 20 Dec 2015, 20:33 »

If priests are defrocked, are judges disrobed? Are people who divorce women debrided? Are people whose cars are repossessed derided?

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« Reply #1507 on: 21 Dec 2015, 12:28 »

Do eating french fries make you Belgian?

Edit: Whoa, I just wiki'd fries and apparently "chips" only refer to steak fries, and not all types of fries like I'd assumed.

Technically true, but where I come from we call all sorts of Fries Chips.  It's just a cultural thing really
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« Reply #1508 on: 21 Dec 2015, 20:27 »

I don't think I've ever tried a style of potato I haven't liked.
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« Reply #1509 on: 24 Dec 2015, 19:32 »

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« Reply #1510 on: 24 Dec 2015, 21:19 »

LoLs.  :D
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« Reply #1511 on: 24 Dec 2015, 21:52 »

That pun is like the prequels, better fits the name Star WORSE.
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« Reply #1512 on: 24 Dec 2015, 21:54 »

But, given the inverse nature of pun quality, that means it's fantastic.

Gotta Han it to you, I can't pretend I've never stooped Solo for the chance to make a proper pun.
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« Reply #1513 on: 24 Dec 2015, 23:27 »

You may be Tarkin some sense there.
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« Reply #1514 on: 25 Dec 2015, 00:49 »

That pun did seem forced.
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« Reply #1515 on: 25 Dec 2015, 12:32 »

Well, I did have to choke that one out.  I was at a Darth of ideas.
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« Reply #1516 on: 25 Dec 2015, 13:18 »

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« Reply #1517 on: 25 Dec 2015, 13:18 »

Well, I did have to choke that one out.  I was at a Darth of ideas.

So you wait a bit! A good one will come, sooner or Vader. Just Sith down a few minutes and one will pop up
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1518 on: 25 Dec 2015, 19:37 »

But before you post it take another minute and Maul it over.
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« Reply #1519 on: 25 Dec 2015, 19:54 »

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1520 on: 25 Dec 2015, 20:47 »



No offense, but this pun seems rather like a skull, which is to say boneheaded. I find it mildly humerus. We should find a doctor, someone well-versed in both puns and bone structure, they might could patella good joke about this sort of thing
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« Reply #1521 on: 25 Dec 2015, 23:17 »

But before you post it take another minute and Maul it over.

I've never before found such a wretched hive of pun and villiany.
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« Reply #1522 on: 25 Dec 2015, 23:55 »

But before you post it take another minute and Maul it over.

I've never before found such a wretched hive of pun and villiany.

Well these are just what come Mos Easily, is all.
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« Reply #1523 on: 26 Dec 2015, 11:28 »

And you don't have to be Po faced about it.
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« Reply #1524 on: 26 Dec 2015, 11:58 »

I dunno about Po faced. Red faced, maybe:


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« Reply #1525 on: 26 Dec 2015, 12:26 »

I guess only time will tell if someone will pick up that marketing idea and rum with it.
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« Reply #1526 on: 26 Dec 2015, 13:28 »

I wouldn't pay for something like that without proof.
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« Reply #1527 on: 26 Dec 2015, 23:05 »

A little late, perhaps, but...



EDIT: To clarify, "Hosanna in excel sheets". Ding dong merrily on high...
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« Reply #1528 on: 27 Dec 2015, 01:22 »

You must have loaded that one on a plane, cause that went way over my head.
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« Reply #1529 on: 27 Dec 2015, 03:14 »

On December 1, the county medical examiner was informed that she was being replaced at the end of the year. She was surprised, since she'd only been in the position for the past eleven months, and had never had any complaints about her work. This was not disputed, but she was told that it was policy, and could not be avoided. "New year, new ME."
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« Reply #1530 on: 27 Dec 2015, 08:14 »

There is such a thing as unscented shampoo.

It would be handy to have the same for real poo.

EDIT: speaking of body functions, could we plant a hoax in medical textbooks that spitting is controlled by the pituitary gland?
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« Reply #1531 on: 08 Feb 2016, 04:16 »

So Jessi's mom had some Ernest Hemingway tea, and we were trying to figure out what kind it was, since the packaging didn't indicate it. I decided it was The Old Man and the Tea.
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« Reply #1532 on: 08 Feb 2016, 11:27 »

I went to the Ford dealership to buy a small SUV, but I couldn't leave since all they had were Mustangs, Expeditions, Edges, Focuses, Fiestas, Explorers, F series trucks, Tauruses, Fusions, Flexes, 4 Transit vans, and a C-Max.

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« Reply #1533 on: 08 Feb 2016, 12:58 »

Goes with the Territory
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« Reply #1534 on: 23 Feb 2016, 13:36 »

Comment under a photo of a cat inside a drum.

"I hope he's not ensnared."
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« Reply #1535 on: 23 Feb 2016, 13:40 »

He enjoys eating bass.
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« Reply #1536 on: 23 Feb 2016, 14:46 »

Yeah, he gets a kick out of it.
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« Reply #1537 on: 23 Feb 2016, 15:00 »

Cats like chicken, right? He could eat drumsticks.
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« Reply #1538 on: 23 Feb 2016, 17:00 »

Can catgut handle the feathery snare of chicken bones?
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« Reply #1539 on: 23 Feb 2016, 18:44 »

I'm feline the answer could be yes, but that's entirely bass on almost no knowledge of purr-cussion instruments.
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« Reply #1540 on: 23 Feb 2016, 21:44 »

Tom-toms love drumsticks, and are not snared.
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« Reply #1541 on: 24 Feb 2016, 14:15 »

Just so long as you don't let them near the Kettle
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« Reply #1542 on: 24 Feb 2016, 17:26 »

Could you guys take a brake from these drum puns. Just stop, please.
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« Reply #1543 on: 24 Feb 2016, 17:31 »

Why stop? This is a sign that we should not yield to the urge to quit. Perhaps a speed limit to the puns may help. I give the green light to that.
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« Reply #1544 on: 05 Mar 2016, 12:29 »

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« Reply #1545 on: 05 Mar 2016, 14:25 »

I've heard it's only a Pyramid Scheme
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« Reply #1546 on: 05 Mar 2016, 20:35 »

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« Reply #1547 on: 05 Mar 2016, 21:07 »

Is that a current model?
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« Reply #1548 on: 05 Mar 2016, 21:11 »

Be careful. The electronics are sensitive to a static Spark. That can cause as much damage as an F150 tornado Fording a river like an Explorer.
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« Reply #1549 on: 05 Mar 2016, 22:25 »

Oof. I don't fully understand the shift we've made into automotives, but I'm sure if I just Focus, I can find the connective tissue here, there's always something to connect these things, some Fusion to speak of.
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