OUR EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH CONMAN
R: Thank you for letting me be the first to interview you in your underground fortress. I notice that, like Batman, instead of a building that sticks out of the ground you've chosen a lair with an entrance that curves inward.
C: Yes, I call it the Concave.
R: This looks challenging to keep going. How do you get fresh air, for example?
C: There's a large air pipe to the nunnery at ground level, the Convent.
R: Do you rely on utility power?
C: No, I have my own nuclear plant, the Confusion reactor.
R: I notice you have a lot of scientific equipment and instruments. Do you run experiments here?
C: Yes, often.
R: I saw a bunch of large dumb-looking creatures under the bridge on the way here. Were they one of your experiments?
C: Just the opposite, that was the Controll Group.
R: How self-sufficient are you?
C: I even grow my own crops, under artificial light.
R: That's a really large field. Isn't it too big for you to take care of by hand?
C: Absolutely, which is why I hire a Contractor.