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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1650 on: 27 Aug 2016, 15:44 »

Should we pull the brakes on this train of thought?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1651 on: 28 Aug 2016, 12:32 »

Well, it's either alternator carry on
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1652 on: 28 Aug 2016, 13:36 »

Eh, I always just flywheel by the seat of my pants. But if you want to shift gears I'm okay with that.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1653 on: 28 Aug 2016, 18:59 »

Mitsubishi crankshafts would rather walk.

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1654 on: 30 Aug 2016, 16:13 »

Always going Ford though.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1655 on: 31 Aug 2016, 04:08 »

Sure you couldn't Holden for a minute and let the rest of us catch up?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1656 on: 31 Aug 2016, 16:37 »

That wouldn't be a Lada effort.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1657 on: 31 Aug 2016, 19:20 »

Let Skoda extra mile.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1658 on: 31 Aug 2016, 19:24 »

But, after we get Audi here, maybe we should take a SEAT.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1659 on: 31 Aug 2016, 23:28 »

Just so we don't Dodge the issue.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1660 on: 01 Sep 2016, 02:37 »

I'm afraid people are going to get tired of this fuelishness and go to bed oily.

(Can anyone figure out how to make a fuel injector pun that neither confuses people nor explains too much and spoils the pun? It would be easy to go off the rails.)
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1661 on: 02 Sep 2016, 11:27 »

Fiat lux!
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1662 on: 02 Sep 2016, 11:29 »

Fiat lux!
God, please provide inspiration photons of people in their hour of darkness. Lumen.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1663 on: 02 Sep 2016, 14:03 »

I'm Schacht at all this.
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« Reply #1664 on: 02 Sep 2016, 14:30 »

Just stay away from the coastlines there, Kugai, so we don't have to worry about you in the after-Schachts.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1665 on: 03 Sep 2016, 15:37 »

 :D


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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1666 on: 23 Sep 2016, 16:34 »

Someone on Jeph's Twitter feed pointed out that if Hannelore did break into houses and alphabetize people's bookshelves, then that would be organized crime.
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« Reply #1667 on: 23 Sep 2016, 18:28 »

Someone on Jeph's Twitter feed pointed out that if Hannelore did break into houses and alphabetize people's bookshelves, then that would be organized crime.

Pun jar. NOW.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1668 on: 23 Sep 2016, 18:48 »

If you hit someone with the pun jar in the northern part of the Subcontinent, is that a Pun Jab?  :clairedoge:
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1669 on: 23 Sep 2016, 18:50 »

Hannelore would get hired by the mob whenever someone needs to be sorted out.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1670 on: 24 Sep 2016, 10:09 »

If I run for President my platform will be to ban garlic powder and shredded cheese. It's time to re-discover the lost art of making those fresh by using a grater.

MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1671 on: 24 Sep 2016, 11:38 »

Here's hoping your platform performs well in the mainstream garlic press.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1672 on: 24 Sep 2016, 14:49 »

One has to be careful though, the Press can be a Nut Cracker when it wants to be.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1674 on: 25 Sep 2016, 14:49 »

I know these have been pun before, but I saw this today and it was indeed tearable.

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1675 on: 25 Sep 2016, 16:27 »

Now you're just ripping things off



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« Reply #1676 on: 26 Sep 2016, 07:13 »

A friend of mine was talking about her fluid dynamics homework, and was complaining of having to do calculations involving p (pressure) and rho (density), which caused me to think of a pun.

Rho, rho, rho your boat, sink into the stream...
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« Reply #1677 on: 26 Sep 2016, 13:52 »

... Ha ha fooled you all, I'm a Submarine 


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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1678 on: 26 Sep 2016, 15:57 »

Sure you're not just drunk off port?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1679 on: 27 Sep 2016, 14:37 »

Well, that was a Stern talking too  ;)
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1680 on: 29 Sep 2016, 14:28 »

Let's hope this thread doesn't run aground
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« Reply #1681 on: 29 Sep 2016, 14:36 »

Or head into a storm of Hurricane proportions
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« Reply #1682 on: 29 Sep 2016, 14:53 »

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« Reply #1683 on: 29 Sep 2016, 15:33 »

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« Reply #1684 on: 30 Sep 2016, 03:13 »

At least it's not Fucking.
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« Reply #1685 on: 01 Oct 2016, 02:40 »

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« Reply #1686 on: 01 Oct 2016, 14:00 »

Is the team bus parked right next to the field an example of Sideline Coaching?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1687 on: 03 Oct 2016, 19:04 »



Quote from: Not Bob Marley
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« Reply #1688 on: 04 Oct 2016, 16:05 »

A pun I saw on Facebook:

Said into CB radio: What's today?
Reply: 10/4, good buddy.
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« Reply #1689 on: 04 Oct 2016, 16:11 »

Ha! I wish I heard it earlier today.
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« Reply #1690 on: 05 Oct 2016, 15:27 »



Quote from: Not Bob Marley
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« Reply #1691 on: 05 Oct 2016, 17:28 »

[tweet]783729205020426240[/tweet]
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1692 on: 06 Oct 2016, 22:54 »

Have you tried an Artiste Brewery?
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« Reply #1693 on: 07 Oct 2016, 05:14 »

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« Reply #1696 on: 13 Oct 2016, 17:45 »

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« Reply #1697 on: 14 Oct 2016, 15:15 »

That's awful, and I'm going to tell everyone I know.
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« Reply #1698 on: 24 Nov 2016, 01:30 »

How do you control sheriffs?

Grab 'em by the posse.
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