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[Method of Madness]

i suppose you'd be the uncle who babysits us all and breaks up fights

I think of Method of Madness as the older kid who babysits the youngsters.

Yeah, that works.

[Kugai]

*Smiles goofily*

[snalin]

Gareth-bro is best big bro.

In the the plethora of Japanese honorific postfixes; the -san and -chan and -kun, we can now add -bro. I'm going to go and make an alternate Naruto fan-dub. "But, Sasuke-bro!", "Wait, Sasuke-bro!", "Isn't Sakura lovely, Sasuke-bro?"

This took me way too long:

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I love you

[Patrick]

I'm the middle-school aged boy cousin who is afraid of girls and makes penis jokes constantly

[SageJiraiya]

So far I think I'm that twice-removed Count Olaf-type distant relative who people put up with but everyone knows is an arse. I mean, only time will tell how accurate that is.

Regarding NARUTO FAN DUB (OH-EM-GEE):

In the the plethora of Japanese honorific postfixes; the -san and -chan and -kun, we can now add -bro. I'm going to go and make an alternate Naruto fan-dub. "But, Sasuke-bro!", "Wait, Sasuke-bro!", "Isn't Sakura lovely, Sasuke-bro?"

I would watch that anime so hard. ^{Yes I'm a fanboy, kay?}

[bainidhe_dub]

I guess I'm somebody's big sister who spends most of the time sitting in the corner, reading a book but secretly listening in on the conversation. Every so often I yell something semi-relevant that usually passes without comment.

[Papersatan]

I married into this family. 

So now I'm a weird aunt I guess.

[Lines]

I claim the cousin that makes you handmade gifts whether you want them or not, but you don't care, because they usually involve some kind of baked good.

With none of us suspecting that the lovingly baked goods are in fact poisoned! (With love....and Poison! The band, of course. Who also added poison!)
*Gasp*
You want the family fortune all for yourself!

What.

[de_la_Nae]

I AM THE NIGHT

[Carl-E]

I'm Batman. 

[de_la_Nae]

OH

I AM NOT THE NIGHT THEN

[Method of Madness]

I MAY OR MAY NOT BE A PARTICULAR TIME OF DAY.

[Zingoleb]

twin

she died a long time ago. i miss her. i want to believe she's real. belief makes everything real.

you see her, too.

seeing is believing.

[cesium133]

I MAY OR MAY NOT BE A PARTICULAR TIME OF DAY.

I MAY OR MAY NOT BE MAY.

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i'm not.

[J]

i've been thinking about becoming vengeance, but i'm still on the fence about it.

[Method of Madness]

Perhaps you could become death, destroyer of worlds?

[GarandMarine]

I married into this family. 

So now I'm a weird aunt I guess.

Which makes you that weird aunt and uncle duo who always bring odd covered dishes that everyone avoids out of fear to family BBQs.

[Kugai]

Perhaps you could become death, destroyer of worlds?

Shiva would probably be angry over that.

[Papersatan]

I married into this family. 

So now I'm a weird aunt I guess.

Which makes you that weird aunt and uncle duo who always bring odd covered dishes that everyone avoids out of fear to family BBQs.

We're the weird aunt and uncle that you don't quite trust to watch your kids, even though the kids totally want to be watched by us.

[RedWolf4]

Shotgun alleged cousin out to steal the map to the hidden treasure!

[J]

Perhaps you could become death, destroyer of worlds?

well maybe. i hear the pay is alright, but the hours suck.

[Welu]

And maybe I am not technically related because I hit on everyone.

Since Kat said she is married in, you could be her sister and you're both Cool Aunts^TM.

[Cire27]

I barely post even though I've been on this forum since I was 13.  I wonder if I have a place in this family.

[TheEvilDog]

I claim the cousin that makes you handmade gifts whether you want them or not, but you don't care, because they usually involve some kind of baked good.

With none of us suspecting that the lovingly baked goods are in fact poisoned! (With love....and Poison! The band, of course. Who also added poison!)
*Gasp*
You want the family fortune all for yourself!

What.

Exactly!

[Carl-E]

I barely post even though I've been on this forum since I was 13.  I wonder if I have a place in this family.

The quiet teen that lives in the attic.  If we'd put in that separate entrance like you asked, we'd never see you! 

[Game and Watch Forever]

Game and Watch Forever is the distant relative who rarely speaks and rumor is he once killed a man with his bare hands. Or twenty.

*looks nervously at the floorboards he's standing on*

... No way! You're totally off by twenty! 

[Papersatan]

And maybe I am not technically related because I hit on everyone.

Since Kat said she is married in, you could be her sister and you're both Cool Aunts^TM.

Makes sense, cause when Neko first started posting, I was convinced she was bizarro me. 

[nekowafer]

You mean I'm not?

[Barmymoo]

I MAY OR MAY NOT BE A PARTICULAR TIME OF DAY.

I MAY OR MAY NOT BE MAY.

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i'm not.

No dude, that's me.

[LeeC]

No dude, that's me.

well then, welcome back cousin....

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[lepetitfromage]

I keep coming back to a weird mom-ish role but it A) Makes me feel old and B) Makes me sound way more important than I am.


How many aunts do we have around here anyway?

Always room for one more!

[Welu]

I'm sticking with the little sister role for myself since I don't think I'm Cool or Responsible enough to be an aunt.

[nekowafer]

Yeah I wouldn't label myself as Cool or Responsible.

[Welu]

I can verify you are at least Cool. Responsible rating pending.

[lepetitfromage]

One more vote over here for "Neko is cool".

Possibly one of the coolest people I know!

[TheEvilDog]

Guys, you're all cool.

[Method of Madness]

Dude, we're NOT cool. Trust me.

[Kugai]

Cool is what you make it.

I don't follow the mindless herd with regards fo fashion/culture etc.

That's cool.

[nekowafer]

You are definitely all insane.

<3

[Kugai]

You're only just figuring that out??!      

[mtmerrick]

Absolutely no idea where I fit in...

[SageJiraiya]

You can be my fellow 2 times removed distant relative ass if you wish.

[nekowafer]

I would consider you a little brother, Matthew.

Also usually I would call someone with your name Matt, but I'm so used to Masterpiece referring to you as Matthew that you're stuck that way in my head.

[Masterpiece]

that's because Matthew is an awesome name!

I am not part of the family. I just moved to town.

[Redball]

Not all that recently. You are part of the family.

[nekowafer]

You definitely are a part of this very dysfunctional family.

[Redball]

Compare this family with IRL families you know. Is this one so dysfunctional? It's a large family, a truly extended one. Now my knowledge of real life families may be limited, being an only child who raised an only child. But this one seems to function well. Not perfect, but well.

BTW, Neko, I found a great Bday card in Arizona in March. It's perfect, although I had no one in mind when I bought it. It'll be on its way tomorrow. Be late, belated and all that.

[nekowafer]

No, it's really not all that dysfunctional. I make funnies sometimes.

And thank you! I always look forward to getting mail

[Carl-E]

How many aunts do we have around here anyway?

Always room for one more!

More aunts than a picnic! 








What?

[lepetitfromage]

 







Also, I fully support Primo's role as little brother. And Masterpiece: you are SO part of the family, don't even try to get out of it.