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kelpy

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oh lord the news
« on: 28 Jul 2013, 09:00 »

is it supposed to tell me that it's butt itches and to kiss people, also "News: the mods are going to be irked that I am messing around with the forums" I'm slightly creeped out, not sure if it was happening all the time and I never noticed, I thought it stayed the same for the day. Not sure if Jeph having shenanigans or possibly the restaurant I ate at put hallucinogens in something, maybe this is all a dream, oh god I need to stop joking about these things now I'm going to be anxious.
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #1 on: 28 Jul 2013, 09:32 »

Jeph does this shit from time to time. Really, don't worry about it. He never fucks about too much, just makes the names of things into jokes.
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #2 on: 28 Jul 2013, 09:35 »

He rearenges the furniture and then he let's the mods get on with chosing the paints for walls.
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #3 on: 28 Jul 2013, 09:39 »

rokay, he really does like butts doesn't he?
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #4 on: 28 Jul 2013, 09:40 »

Who doesn't?
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #5 on: 28 Jul 2013, 09:53 »

Quote from: Our lord Jephzibah
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Butts: pretty great

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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #6 on: 28 Jul 2013, 10:09 »

I wish he drew them more often.
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #7 on: 28 Jul 2013, 10:11 »

They're alright I guess, but they're sacks of fat that poop comes out from, thinking of it that way kinda makes it lose its appeal. Although on the occasions when I can ignore this, I suppose some butts are quite aesthetically pleasing

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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #8 on: 28 Jul 2013, 10:15 »

...if that's your opinion, kelpy, I strongly advise you avoid every other post I've ever made or will make on this forum.
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #9 on: 28 Jul 2013, 10:59 »

sacks of fat that poop comes out from

I think they're mostly muscle.  Even the fat ones. 

Can't argue with the second one, but that's the funny part.  That and farts. 
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #10 on: 28 Jul 2013, 11:56 »

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I thought it stayed the same for the day.

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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #11 on: 28 Jul 2013, 12:18 »

^ This

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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #12 on: 28 Jul 2013, 12:48 »

But they were all posts like "News: no news" and such.
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #13 on: 28 Jul 2013, 13:06 »

if you don't like butts, I have to question whether or not you're actually a person or if you're an Alium come to study and probe us
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #14 on: 28 Jul 2013, 13:12 »

What do onions have to do with this?
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #15 on: 28 Jul 2013, 15:41 »

Wait. Aren't onions alliums? Or would that be allia?
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #16 on: 28 Jul 2013, 16:18 »

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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #17 on: 28 Jul 2013, 19:35 »

I hate to be the one to do this, but most of life is pretty gross.

I mean fuckin' *humans*, right? They lick each other all up in their mouths, and they even smush their peeing parts together and they love it.

Don't even get me started on how we're cannibalistic, mass-murdering masses of crawling, creeping, oozing mites.

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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #18 on: 31 Jul 2013, 13:29 »

I know Nae, I know, we are disgusting, all of us.

If I was an alien come to probe you, I would definitely like butts, at least according to some. I don't know why our colon would be so interesting to aliens, but there you have it.
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #19 on: 03 Aug 2013, 16:25 »

I'm liking the "mod notes" on the news items.
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #20 on: 03 Aug 2013, 17:58 »

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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #21 on: 04 Aug 2013, 05:51 »

Nathan Fillion will actually be guest starring as Jimbo.
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #22 on: 07 Aug 2013, 04:24 »

This (15 News items, plus 3 changed board descriptions) is possibly the most interaction that Jeph has had with the forum (apart from a flying visit to ban someone) since Dec 2010.
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #23 on: 07 Aug 2013, 04:31 »

Not true, he posted in the Depression thread a few weeks back. TWO WHOLE POSTS!
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #24 on: 07 Aug 2013, 07:57 »

Five posts that day (plus one to the mods) - but still many less words than the new news-posts.
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #25 on: 07 Aug 2013, 22:44 »

Better than when he spammed that one thread during the Dorapocalypse. 
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Re: oh lord the news
« Reply #26 on: 08 Aug 2013, 13:25 »

That's best forgotten.
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