Topic: QC Captions Vol. 126 (Read 7534 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 04 Aug 2013, 13:13 »

Good afternoon, everybody. Initiate first panel:

Enjoy!

jwhouk · « **Reply #1 on:** 04 Aug 2013, 13:24 »

Angus: "Well? Has he updated it yet?"
Faye: "Nah, it's still on Dale and that Virtual AI. We've got at least another week before he gets back to us."

cesium133 · « **Reply #2 on:** 04 Aug 2013, 13:26 »

Angus: Well? Did I break the record?
Faye: No, it looks like you missed it by a second. It's not really a record you should want, anyway.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #3 on:** 04 Aug 2013, 13:28 »

A: "Have they announced it yet?"
F: "Yeah, the new doctor is Pintsize."

Carl-E · « **Reply #4 on:** 04 Aug 2013, 15:18 »

Angus: "Wanna cuddle?"

Faye: "Naah, got an app for that."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #5 on:** 04 Aug 2013, 16:02 »

ANGUS: "Did we beat 'Hillary Clinton Dancing In A Towel To Daft Punk'?"
FAYE: "Not even close. Want to try again?"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #6 on:** 04 Aug 2013, 16:41 »

Angus: What are you looking at?
Faye: That site that Dora was talking about.......Veronica Vance's Domination Blog.
Angus: OMG, GIMME THE URL NAO!!!

DrBear · « **Reply #7 on:** 04 Aug 2013, 17:59 »

ANGUS: We're in bed and you're playing a GAME?
FAYE: I like to think of it as "Words with Friends with Benefits."

SageJiraiya · « **Reply #8 on:** 04 Aug 2013, 21:04 »

"Your ass isn't even that big, Faye. I think you really lost some weight after exercising with Penelope... twice."

"I will ruin your Internet credibility with one tap on this touchscreen, if you EVER bring up exercise with me again."

Sorflakne · « **Reply #9 on:** 04 Aug 2013, 22:43 »

Angus: Been awhile since I've been in a comic.
Faye: Who are you again?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #10 on:** 04 Aug 2013, 23:40 »

Angus: "What do we do now?"
Pugnacious Peach: "According to Wikipedia, you're supposed to undress me, and then there's something gross involving your dong."

ChaoSera · « **Reply #11 on:** 05 Aug 2013, 01:13 »

Anugs: "What are you doing?"
Faye: "Sending Pintsize a picture of your wang. He said we'd 'never be able to look at dolphins again' if I did it."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #12 on:** 05 Aug 2013, 03:45 »

ANGUS: ...and the pharmacist says my pills are on backorder for another 5 days.
FAYE: No worries, I'll just set this to vibrate.

DSL · « **Reply #13 on:** 05 Aug 2013, 06:44 »

ANGUS: " 'Jesus! I'm like a friggin' Barbie doll down there'? What kind of input is that?"
FAYE: "I dunno. It just popped into my head. I wonder what this app actually controls?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #14 on:** 05 Aug 2013, 09:57 »

(I know that's supposed to be armpit hair under there, but it's a little distracting)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #15 on:** 05 Aug 2013, 13:25 »

Angus: "What are you thinking?"
Pugnacious Peach: "Why do you have a profile on Grindr?"

(Which comic is this from? I don't remember the original.)

EDIT: 2440

Thrudd · « **Reply #16 on:** 06 Aug 2013, 11:36 »

Angus: "Are you pondering what I am pondering?"
Pugnacious Peach: "I think so. But the real trick will be getting Demi Moore out of the creamed corn! Do you know the lyrics to Muskrat Love?"

Carl-E · « **Reply #17 on:** 06 Aug 2013, 15:46 »

A perfect example of avatar-post synergy, right there.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #18 on:** 07 Aug 2013, 07:17 »

Indeed. NEW IMAGE:

DSL · « **Reply #19 on:** 07 Aug 2013, 07:31 »

MARTEN: "Yessss ... the little ... "
CLAIRE: "That horse is dead. Leave it alone."

or

CLAIRE: " ... falls mainly on the plain."
MARTEN: "By George, I think you've got it. OK, now walk that way and don't let the can fall off."

or

MARTEN: "Is that can for butts?"
CLAIRE: "Butts? LOL. No."

all righty then ...

MARTEN: "How'd you get that?"
CAN-throPC: "I dunno. Started out as a bump on my butt."

celticgeek · « **Reply #20 on:** 07 Aug 2013, 07:36 »

Marten: Why are you wearing that?
Claire: Last night it just tasted like horrible burning.

ChaoSera · « **Reply #21 on:** 07 Aug 2013, 07:52 »

Marten: "This isn't what I meant when I said 'show me your cans'."
Claire: "What cans?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #22 on:** 07 Aug 2013, 08:04 »

Marten: what...you lose a bet?
Claire: No. Someone else did.
Emily (off screen): I think it's over here!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #23 on:** 07 Aug 2013, 09:10 »

Marten: "Don't get up, I'll be right back."

Claire: "This is not a place to rest your beer!"

jmucchiello · « **Reply #24 on:** 07 Aug 2013, 13:23 »

Marten: Are you aware....
Claire: I told you I can't hold my liquor.

Thrudd · « **Reply #25 on:** 07 Aug 2013, 13:30 »

Claire: "Who in their right mind would buy a happy meal if they weren't happy?"

Marten: "I'll get the solvent ...Now where is that Bourbon ....but if they called them "Sad Meals", kids wouldn't buy them! ."

jmucchiello · « **Reply #26 on:** 07 Aug 2013, 13:39 »

Marten: Step 9, walk across the room without spilling any beer.
Claire: I'm finding it hard to believe that this is necessary before viewing the Victorian Porn collection.
Marten: HA! this is only step 9.

Zebediah · « **Reply #27 on:** 07 Aug 2013, 13:44 »

Marten: "The recycling bin is over there..."
Claire: "NOT ANY MORE."

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #28 on:** 07 Aug 2013, 23:55 »

MARTEN: Can you dance the can-can with that can on your head?
CLAIRE: Can it!

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #29 on:** 08 Aug 2013, 19:45 »

MARTIN: The can has little beads of moisture all over it --
CLARIE: --It's the humidity.

celticgeek · « **Reply #30 on:** 08 Aug 2013, 19:50 »

Marten: What's that?
Claire: It a little haaatttsss. One of the forumites made it for me on a million-dollar-belt-sander.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #31 on:** 08 Aug 2013, 23:45 »

Marten: Uh, why is there a can on your......
Claire: Pintsize says this is how they do it in those Japanese hentai comics.

Loki · « **Reply #32 on:** 09 Aug 2013, 02:48 »

Claire:
Thou didst place
A second arrow in thy belt—nay, nay!
I saw it well—what was thy purpose with it?

Marten: That's it. My life is officially a drama.

cesium133 · « **Reply #33 on:** 09 Aug 2013, 10:12 »

Marten: Did I just see a blue anime hologram girl running away from here and yelling something?
Claire: Yeah, she said "DAMN, LOOK AT THE CANS ON THAT ONE!"

ChaosWolf · « **Reply #34 on:** 09 Aug 2013, 13:54 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 09 Aug 2013, 10:12

Marten: Did I just see a blue anime hologram girl running away from here and yelling something?
Claire: Yeah, she said "DAMN, LOOK AT THE CANS ON THAT ONE!"

I was about to ask why we hadn't switched images yet... and I think we just found why.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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