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Pilchard123

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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #50 on: 12 Dec 2013, 14:10 »

We reached a page break
A new page of haiku starts
How strange will these be?
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #51 on: 12 Dec 2013, 15:34 »

Deer hit car one night
Kid hit same car, day later
New car in future
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #52 on: 23 Dec 2013, 19:11 »

Kitten is angry.
Someone is using bathroom.
Does not let him in.
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #53 on: 24 Dec 2013, 17:09 »

Whiskey in a flask
Scents of foods scarcely tasted
A merry Christmas

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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #54 on: 09 Sep 2014, 14:38 »

A sphere of pure air
and rising to the surface
underwater life

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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #55 on: 09 Sep 2014, 15:34 »

A single post,
A pebble in a silent pool.
Thread resurrection.
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #56 on: 09 Sep 2014, 16:03 »

My thoughts exactly
Remembered this thread fondly
Found it to be dead.

But that wouldn't do
I really enjoy these things
Thought I'd just post one.

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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #57 on: 10 Sep 2014, 00:31 »

A sphere of pure air
and rising to the surface
underwater life

Spheres of noxious air
What did I eat yesterday?
Farting in the bath
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #58 on: 10 Sep 2014, 06:43 »

I read a haiku.
It was about a haiku.
This is that haiku.

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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #59 on: 11 Sep 2014, 15:51 »

Cycling in the rain,
Drops rattle on my helmet.
Sweating in plastic.
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #60 on: 11 Sep 2014, 20:21 »

Giancarlos Stanton
Hit in face by pitch by Fiers
Marlins not happy
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #61 on: 12 Sep 2014, 02:15 »

Blood runs down my leg
It's a big messy problem
Why do I pick scabs?
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #62 on: 12 Sep 2014, 02:26 »

Graffiti 'pon wall
Rails against establishment
Toothless anarchy
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #63 on: 12 Sep 2014, 05:40 »

Thread resurrection
Yet haiku are returning
Sense of achievement

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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #64 on: 12 Sep 2014, 07:02 »

Haikus can be fun.
But sometimes, they make no sense.
Rainbow potato.

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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #65 on: 12 Sep 2014, 07:21 »



Potato rainbow
Yeah that's really a thing now
Try to deal with it.
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #66 on: 12 Sep 2014, 12:19 »

This job is crazy
Haikus help me relax
Have three for the price of one!



Incessant phone rings
Chaotic "emergencies"
Weekend countdown now



yelling down the street
press my head against window
it is smooth and warm
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #67 on: 12 Sep 2014, 22:55 »

Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory
Save me, before they
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #68 on: 03 Nov 2014, 14:26 »

Her first time on stage.
A microphone malfunction.
Can you hear me now?
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #69 on: 03 Nov 2014, 17:35 »

First night back to work
Don't want to go back to it
The dread has set in
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Re: Daily Haiku Thread!
« Reply #70 on: 07 Jan 2015, 11:34 »

Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory
Save me, before they
Cute, little Randy
Shoot him down! For this bandi-
Coot tastes like candy!

I like to impose
On all my works, even prose
But it is just Poe's

Type of mindlessness
Mayhap an acrostical
Building of pyramids?

Rhymes go on each end,
Words go up and down by one
Letter, sometimes two.
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