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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4400 on: 03 Apr 2014, 05:08 »



This is one of my favourite stand up routines of all time. Makes fun of racists, is completely innocent and chilled out at the same time.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4401 on: 03 Apr 2014, 07:14 »



Because this comic is awesome.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4402 on: 03 Apr 2014, 07:44 »

the art style looks familiar like penny arcade or something.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4403 on: 03 Apr 2014, 09:33 »

BUNNIES :D... Oh my god... I want to hug them.. now
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4404 on: 03 Apr 2014, 10:05 »













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« Reply #4405 on: 03 Apr 2014, 12:02 »





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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4406 on: 03 Apr 2014, 12:17 »



I have that same guitar.. in a silver color :)
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4407 on: 03 Apr 2014, 12:28 »

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I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4408 on: 03 Apr 2014, 12:48 »

Agreed.. There was much squeeing and looking for more Sheldon after those.
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« Reply #4409 on: 03 Apr 2014, 13:08 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4410 on: 03 Apr 2014, 13:38 »



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4411 on: 03 Apr 2014, 13:42 »


So he becomes a much better actor in 9 years? The future's not so bleak after all!
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4413 on: 04 Apr 2014, 02:11 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4415 on: 04 Apr 2014, 07:17 »

There is a pizzeria near my job that makes a salad pizza that is OUT OF THIS WORLD. It's got the dough and sauce of plain pizza, then it has shredded lettuce, cucumbers, tomatoes, cold mozzarella cheese and gobs of ranch dressing. OM NOM NOM NOM.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4416 on: 04 Apr 2014, 07:51 »

that GRAVITY 'deleted scene' made me blow coffee all over the desk.
That is HILARIOUS.
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« Reply #4417 on: 04 Apr 2014, 10:42 »

I always replace lettuce in my salads with spinach (if available) or cucumbers, because I dislike lettuce. I also never order salads at restaurants (unless there is a salad bar) because they can't do that for me.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4418 on: 04 Apr 2014, 10:59 »

I used to have that dagger....
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4419 on: 04 Apr 2014, 11:02 »

Oh god... that show is horrible. Why did I ever like that show when I was little?  :psyduck:

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4420 on: 04 Apr 2014, 11:24 »

This is great..
Louis CK Monologue
I'll take your word for it, because they're blocking me even with a proxy enabled.
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I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4421 on: 04 Apr 2014, 11:27 »


Robot dinosaurs transforming into a robot samurai, DUH



LTK, mediahint works for that clip
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4422 on: 04 Apr 2014, 11:34 »

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Robot dinosaurs transforming into a robot samurai, DUH



LTK, mediahint works for that clip

...what? I seriously have no idea if this is an actual reply or a comment.. or what exactly it's supposed to say.
Also.. what's LTK?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4423 on: 04 Apr 2014, 11:34 »

Me. And the second Hola proxy did the trick!
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I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4424 on: 04 Apr 2014, 11:50 »

Ahh... I thought it was one of those random acronyms that are proliferating the internet now.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4425 on: 04 Apr 2014, 12:01 »

IDK AFAIK RTFM LOL :D
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4426 on: 04 Apr 2014, 12:57 »

STFU DIAF?  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #4427 on: 04 Apr 2014, 13:10 »

Robot dinosaurs transforming into a robot samurai, DUH
I always assumed the green ranger zord was godzilla...comes out of the bay and stuff just like the old godzilla movies.


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« Reply #4428 on: 04 Apr 2014, 17:40 »




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« Reply #4429 on: 05 Apr 2014, 01:48 »

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« Reply #4430 on: 05 Apr 2014, 03:37 »

...what? I seriously have no idea if this is an actual reply or a comment.. or what exactly it's supposed to say.

I quoted the wrong post :o

Also: kotaku.com/a-reminder-that-not-everyone-reads-before-commenting-1557812641
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« Reply #4431 on: 05 Apr 2014, 04:45 »



See that is so far from the word that should probably go there, I don't think it can be a typo...
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« Reply #4432 on: 05 Apr 2014, 05:09 »

Somebody spelled prosecuted wrong, then got autocorrected and didn't check ever before the sign was on the wall.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4435 on: 05 Apr 2014, 06:32 »



See that is so far from the word that should probably go there, I don't think it can be a typo...
What's the deal with screengrabbing not just the picture and the clever comment, but also the "LOLOLOLOL so funny" one under it? I see it ALL THE TIME.
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« Reply #4436 on: 05 Apr 2014, 06:57 »


Hm.. maybe it's just because I'm like sub-poor-lower-class, so no fancy bourgeoisie stuff, but my jeans here in Sweden has pockets enough to fit my mobile inside, at least.

Swedish feminism in action? :laugh:
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« Reply #4437 on: 05 Apr 2014, 09:57 »

I think over here they find women dont use there pockets that much because they have their purse and so some brands will have fake pockets in the front.  Though I so usually see the back pockets to be functional.  Not sure if it saves money on production of jeans and jean shorts.



moving on:
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« Reply #4438 on: 05 Apr 2014, 10:15 »

^ Lol, they actually did seem like boyfriend/girlfriend to me.
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Uh, which I found gross, you know, and definitely not super cute >_>
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« Reply #4439 on: 05 Apr 2014, 14:53 »

That video makes me want to have siblings.
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« Reply #4440 on: 05 Apr 2014, 15:13 »

I recognised, well, almost none of it.
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« Reply #4441 on: 05 Apr 2014, 19:35 »

But did you recognize any of it? :p
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« Reply #4442 on: 05 Apr 2014, 20:01 »

German compared to other languages:


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« Reply #4443 on: 05 Apr 2014, 20:09 »

German compared to other languages:



In scientific papers from groups in Germany, they often credit Deutsche Forschungsgemeinschaft (which translates to English as "German Research Foundation") for their funding. One of my former labmates (he's since graduated) used to pronounce the second word "Foreskin on mein shaft" and now that's how I read it every time I see that word.  :psyduck:
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« Reply #4444 on: 05 Apr 2014, 22:11 »

That's just how English happened to end up, "Science" is not the norm among Germanic-speaking countries. It's Naturvetenskap here too. Nature Knowing, basically. The Natural Sciences. Though for a general term like Science we usually just say Vetenskap. Scientia just means knowledge in Latin, as well.
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« Reply #4446 on: 06 Apr 2014, 00:04 »

Godfuckingdammit. I really HATE the "German people sound angry" meme with a passion.
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« Reply #4447 on: 06 Apr 2014, 01:36 »

You sound rather angry about it.
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« Reply #4448 on: 06 Apr 2014, 01:39 »

I am technically not German! I am allowed!
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« Reply #4449 on: 06 Apr 2014, 01:56 »

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