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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1400 on: 01 Nov 2013, 04:37 »

As a Sisters of Battle player I stand by our rocket spewing pipe organ. It combines form (i.e. an awesome, fully functional shrine and musical insturment) with function (a vehicle mounted VLS missile system that can absolutely ROFLstomp... pretty much everything).



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1401 on: 01 Nov 2013, 05:29 »

I got home mid-afternoon, and since I live on the first floor (second floor to you USAians)...

So I curious... do they call the first floor the basement? Or like Ground Zero or something?


I don't get this... apparently I'm missing something.

This is awesome.. lol :)
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1402 on: 01 Nov 2013, 05:33 »

Vampire Weekend.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1403 on: 01 Nov 2013, 05:35 »

Apart from the semantics of "weekend" not being correct.. I still don't get it. What is a vampire weekend? All I'm thinking of is True Blood.
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« Reply #1404 on: 01 Nov 2013, 05:37 »

It's a band.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1405 on: 01 Nov 2013, 05:38 »

Ah! All I could come up with was Friday I'm In Love which doesn't even make sense because that's Monday to Wednesday that have colors...
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1406 on: 01 Nov 2013, 05:42 »

Must be one of those  bands then...

I can't wait till Friday is over.. homemade apple pie this weekend :3


This kid has tiny angel wings :3

Why not Zoidberg?


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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1407 on: 01 Nov 2013, 05:43 »

They're pretty famous, but they're also pretty shitty. Here's a song:

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1408 on: 01 Nov 2013, 06:09 »

They're pretty shitty.

I fixed it :)

On the other hand... this is just awesome :)


LMAO

The Caption: "A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane…"

And finally.. umm.. what?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1409 on: 01 Nov 2013, 06:33 »

Jesus, is that Boong-ga Boong-ga for the PC?

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1410 on: 01 Nov 2013, 06:34 »

I got home mid-afternoon, and since I live on the first floor (second floor to you USAians)...

So I curious... do they call the first floor the basement? Or like Ground Zero or something?

Ground floor.  Actually in some houses where the main living area is up a few steps, but the area below is not considered a basement, you have (say) four stories called "lower ground floor", "upper ground floor", "first floor", "second floor".  In the same way, the building I work in has four stories, labelled -1, 0, 1, 2; the main entrance is on 0, but there are other entrances on -1.

The hospital next to my home was extended recently - down the hill; as a result, the extension has six stories labelled -4, -3, -2, -1, 0, 1, with the main entrance on -4.
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« Reply #1411 on: 01 Nov 2013, 06:35 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1412 on: 01 Nov 2013, 06:47 »

Seasonal Eva comic:

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1413 on: 01 Nov 2013, 07:25 »

Baby face after shave
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Seriously though, this is enough of a thing that if there isn't a word for it, there should be.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1414 on: 01 Nov 2013, 07:39 »

I can skip the MRAP though. Those things are terrible.
I think it's got that W40K look; ugly, massive, clunky, top-heavy... Just paint it some impractical colour like red, put some skulls on it, and you're done!



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1415 on: 01 Nov 2013, 08:34 »

Baby face after shave
A... Are you me?
Seriously though, this is enough of a thing that if there isn't a word for it, there should be.

Last time I shaved everyone thought I was in high school
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« Reply #1416 on: 01 Nov 2013, 09:15 »

going through some youtube favorites:
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« Reply #1417 on: 01 Nov 2013, 09:30 »

Baby face after shave
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Seriously though, this is enough of a thing that if there isn't a word for it, there should be.

Last time I shaved everyone thought I was in high school

Never shave. It takes away your glorious beard/facial hair powers.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1418 on: 01 Nov 2013, 09:42 »

depends how you shave!

















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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1419 on: 01 Nov 2013, 13:15 »

Aww... I want an Anna :(


(it probably doesn't help I was listening to the above while reading that)
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« Reply #1420 on: 01 Nov 2013, 13:18 »

Aww... I want an Anna :(
me too buddy...me too.  :cry:
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« Reply #1421 on: 01 Nov 2013, 14:14 »


No, not taken in the soft-toy department of a shop, but twin panda cubs in Atlanta GA.
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« Reply #1422 on: 01 Nov 2013, 14:15 »

they seem shocked! :-o
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« Reply #1423 on: 01 Nov 2013, 14:52 »

They're just surprised their parents managed to breed.
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« Reply #1424 on: 01 Nov 2013, 15:09 »

going through some youtube favorites:

Now that brings back some childhood nostalgia. I would pay a nice pile of money to see this become an actual thing.
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« Reply #1425 on: 01 Nov 2013, 15:20 »

you and everyone on the comment page.  Would have to get the support/blessing from disney but I am sure if they did, a kick starter could probably kick this off as a youtube show.


I could loop this ALL DAY!
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« Reply #1427 on: 01 Nov 2013, 17:11 »

I love that she breaks character but everyone else doesn't!
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« Reply #1429 on: 01 Nov 2013, 20:16 »

I do love me some P&R. (The theme song is my ringtone because it's impossible to hear it and not be happy)
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1432 on: 01 Nov 2013, 23:37 »

my wife saw tht photoshop thing on FB.
it totally disgusted her.
"small wonder Anorexia and Buliemia are such huge problems.  Look at the un-natural and unrealistic ideals that society is trying to judge people with."

I wish there was one of those with a guy: just to prove that I can't compete with Photoshop.

Not Photoshop, and not professional, but...


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« Reply #1433 on: 02 Nov 2013, 01:21 »

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« Reply #1434 on: 02 Nov 2013, 01:27 »

Moo.
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« Reply #1438 on: 02 Nov 2013, 11:20 »

I wonder how long it took to teach the bird that trick.
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« Reply #1439 on: 02 Nov 2013, 12:03 »


Paper is dead without words, ink idle without a poem, all the world dead without stories. Without love, and disarming beauty, Careless realism costs souls.
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« Reply #1440 on: 02 Nov 2013, 15:26 »

THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

(Watch the whole video. I dare you.)
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« Reply #1441 on: 02 Nov 2013, 15:56 »

WHAT DID YOU SAY? (The instrumental part in the beginning was my ringtone for a while years ago)
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« Reply #1442 on: 02 Nov 2013, 16:50 »

I didn't know the BBC advertised like this...:

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« Reply #1443 on: 02 Nov 2013, 16:51 »

Clever.
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« Reply #1447 on: 03 Nov 2013, 07:34 »

Video Game Name Generator

Warning: Gory video about people's heads exploding. Also pretty hilarious.

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« Reply #1448 on: 03 Nov 2013, 13:49 »

Some of my favorites from the generator:

Magnetic Platypus Factory
Radioactive Hamster Pimps
Tiny Bandicoot Horde
Spooky Makeout Fantasy (Rated Mature, obvs)
Barbie's Bimbo of Might and Magic
Screaming Underwear Slayer
Pathetic Underwear Zone
Alcoholic Spatula II
Rocket-Powered Rocket on the High Seas
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« Reply #1449 on: 03 Nov 2013, 14:02 »

My results:

Magic Bedtime Explorer: The next great indie game that will make you cry!

Japanese Cannibal in Crazyland: Now with twice the racism!

Viking Boxing Orchestra: AWESOME.

Inbred Squirrel Special Edition: By thecatamites.

The Secret Weapon of the Military of Might and Magic: I guess that could be a game?

Dance Dance Office Melee: Yes.

Bionic Insect Wasteland: Honey, I shrunk Fallout.
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