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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1950 on: 28 Nov 2013, 05:53 »

When I was growing up, a stray rooster showed up once. Nastiest fucker you ever met...

Well, except to the one stray cat that he loved.

Yes, in that way.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1951 on: 28 Nov 2013, 06:38 »



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1952 on: 28 Nov 2013, 06:48 »

Did I put this up before?  No matter:

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1953 on: 28 Nov 2013, 07:05 »

I dunno what kinda treats such a bird would receive but it deserves ALL OF THEM.



Speaking of birds tho, majestic as fuck:
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1954 on: 28 Nov 2013, 08:08 »

@GM: "Unless its a Farm!"

I am soooooo glad I don't work retail at best buy anymore
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1955 on: 28 Nov 2013, 08:49 »

I am so glad I don't work retail period. I can follow the traditions of the menfolk in my family for Black Friday once again.

Specifically digging a hole and hiding till the crazies leave.

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« Reply #1956 on: 28 Nov 2013, 09:07 »

I have pretty much everybody beat as far as retail hell goes. I worked 9 straight holiday seasons in a toy store.
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« Reply #1957 on: 28 Nov 2013, 09:10 »

So if I tap the blue bird, it reproduces into three birds?  :roll:

What you get if you ask people from the UK to label the U.S. states...
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1958 on: 28 Nov 2013, 09:16 »

Lol at "Further South Dakota" for Nebraska and "Nebraska" for Missouri. (Also Big Scotland)
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1959 on: 28 Nov 2013, 09:41 »

So who can correctly label the counties of England?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1960 on: 28 Nov 2013, 09:47 »

No one, I suspect.
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« Reply #1961 on: 28 Nov 2013, 09:54 »

Next we'll have people in England label the counties of California.  :roll:
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1962 on: 28 Nov 2013, 13:21 »

When I was growing up, a stray rooster showed up once. Nastiest fucker you ever met...

Well, except to the one stray cat that he loved.

Yes, in that way.

It's all part of the cycle of nature when cocks and pussies get together.
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« Reply #1963 on: 28 Nov 2013, 17:17 »

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« Reply #1964 on: 28 Nov 2013, 20:19 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1965 on: 28 Nov 2013, 21:02 »

When I was growing up, a stray rooster showed up once. Nastiest fucker you ever met...

Well, except to the one stray cat that he loved.

Yes, in that way.

It's all part of the cycle of nature when cocks and pussies get together.

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« Reply #1966 on: 28 Nov 2013, 22:52 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1967 on: 28 Nov 2013, 23:30 »

Lol at "Further South Dakota" for Nebraska and "Nebraska" for Missouri. (Also Big Scotland)

As a Canadian, I can completely get on board with Big Scotland.

So who can correctly label the counties of England?

If you gave me a list and an outline map including major roads I reckon I could demonstrate a surprising degree of accuracy.
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« Reply #1968 on: 28 Nov 2013, 23:39 »

Not enough golf in Canada for it to be Scotland.
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« Reply #1969 on: 29 Nov 2013, 03:57 »

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« Reply #1970 on: 29 Nov 2013, 04:50 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1971 on: 29 Nov 2013, 05:20 »

What you get if you ask people from the UK to label the U.S. states...
States

In that one they didn't label anything for New Hampshire at all...
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« Reply #1972 on: 29 Nov 2013, 05:32 »

So who can correctly label the counties of England?

I daresay I would do an excellent job.

Disclaimer: They would likely be the counties from a millennium ago instead of the current ones. :laugh:
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« Reply #1973 on: 29 Nov 2013, 05:56 »

Actually that's kind of a good point.  I wonder how much Crusder Kings 2 has taught me....
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« Reply #1974 on: 29 Nov 2013, 06:05 »

So who can correctly label the counties of England?

I damn sure can't.
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« Reply #1975 on: 29 Nov 2013, 07:40 »

What you get if you ask people from the UK to label the U.S. states...
States

In that one they didn't label anything for New Hampshire at all...
Most of them did a lot worse. The first one in the link only labeled Texas and California.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1977 on: 29 Nov 2013, 08:07 »

wait.

England has counties?


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« Reply #1978 on: 29 Nov 2013, 08:12 »

Actually that's kind of a good point.  I wonder how much Crusader Kings 2 has taught me....

I like to think I teach it. :wink:
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« Reply #1981 on: 29 Nov 2013, 10:35 »

can I get a source on the werewolf thingy? its awesome!






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« Reply #1982 on: 29 Nov 2013, 14:04 »




An American responds:


Some other Brit apparently:





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« Reply #1983 on: 29 Nov 2013, 14:16 »

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« Reply #1984 on: 29 Nov 2013, 14:22 »

"Admiral Fluffykins! Kiss me you fool!"

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« Reply #1985 on: 29 Nov 2013, 19:27 »

"Christmas is cancelled this year, kids."

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« Reply #1986 on: 30 Nov 2013, 01:46 »

He looks so sad...
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« Reply #1987 on: 30 Nov 2013, 02:04 »

I think they took away his candy and white sleigh.
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« Reply #1988 on: 30 Nov 2013, 07:52 »

can I get a source on the werewolf thingy? its awesome!

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« Reply #1989 on: 01 Dec 2013, 01:06 »

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« Reply #1991 on: 01 Dec 2013, 10:11 »

Step 5: Make sure to find sack of quarters. You just doubled your pay for today.
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« Reply #1994 on: 01 Dec 2013, 16:26 »

I reposted that in the BB thread. :parrot:
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« Reply #1995 on: 01 Dec 2013, 16:39 »




wow, if I could count the number of times this has happened to me, I'd probably be living a more exciting and interesting life.  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #1996 on: 01 Dec 2013, 16:53 »

Ha, gods damn, what a lucky kid.
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« Reply #1997 on: 01 Dec 2013, 16:56 »

being kidnapped against your will by a couple of children? :psyduck:
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« Reply #1998 on: 01 Dec 2013, 17:01 »

Ha, that wasn't even there when I replied. I meant the kid who got hit by a truck and crawled out of what was left of his car unharmed.
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« Reply #1999 on: 01 Dec 2013, 17:06 »

yeah sure you did


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