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QC Captions Vol. 137
« on: 20 Oct 2013, 15:26 »
Hey folks! NEW IMAGE:



Yay
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #1 on: 20 Oct 2013, 15:45 »
Pintsize: "You're so spineless I can hog half the bed!"
Marten: "At least let me have my shirt back."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #2 on: 20 Oct 2013, 18:15 »
Pintsize: "…so then I got a sweet deal for the beans and swapped them for these invisible sheets from the new royal tailors. Now I figure, with the economy like it is, I can get your cow, or a cow at least, for the old sheets tomorrow…"
Marten: "Right, definitely no more glitchy firmware bedtime stories thank you. But seriously, what did you do with my sheets?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #3 on: 20 Oct 2013, 18:40 »
PINTSIZE: "Honey, I just had the strangest dream ..."
MARTEN: "The inn in Vermont again?"

or

MARTEN: "I suppose you're going to tell me again how you dreamed of electric sheep."
PINTSIZE: "Well, if you're going to be a Dick about it ..."
« Last Edit: 20 Oct 2013, 20:27 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #4 on: 20 Oct 2013, 20:55 »
Quote from: DSL on 20 Oct 2013, 18:40
MARTEN: "I suppose you're going to tell me again how you dreamed of electric sheep."
PINTSIZE: "Well, if you're going to be a Dick about it ..."

WIN.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #5 on: 20 Oct 2013, 21:40 »
Quote from: DSL on 20 Oct 2013, 18:40
MARTEN: "I suppose you're going to tell me again how you dreamed of electric sheep."
PINTSIZE: "Well, if you're going to be a Dick about it ..."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #6 on: 21 Oct 2013, 01:37 »
Quote from: DSL on 20 Oct 2013, 18:40
MARTEN: "I suppose you're going to tell me again how you dreamed of electric sheep."
PINTSIZE: "Well, if you're going to be a Dick about it ..."
I am jealous.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #7 on: 21 Oct 2013, 02:39 »
Next image please.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #8 on: 21 Oct 2013, 04:02 »
Pass.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #9 on: 21 Oct 2013, 10:47 »
Quote from: DSL on 20 Oct 2013, 18:40
PINTSIZE: "Honey, I just had the strangest dream ..."
MARTEN: "The inn in Vermont again?"

or

MARTEN: "I suppose you're going to tell me again how you dreamed of electric sheep."
PINTSIZE: "Well, if you're going to be a Dick about it ..."

While I enjoy clever Philip K. Dick references as much as the next person, was I the only one who enjoyed (or got?) the Bob Newhart reference in the first one, too? Well done on both, DSL!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #10 on: 21 Oct 2013, 11:00 »
Pintsize: Aw c'monnn. Pretty please?
Marten: No way! Operation M.A.N.A.S.S. is over, the hot pink condom has already been used. I've been humiliated on Kickstarter. IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #11 on: 21 Oct 2013, 20:23 »
Quote from: Storel on 21 Oct 2013, 10:47
Quote from: DSL on 20 Oct 2013, 18:40
PINTSIZE: "Honey, I just had the strangest dream ..."
MARTEN: "The inn in Vermont again?"

...was I the only one who enjoyed (or got?) the Bob Newhart reference in the first one, too? Well done on both, DSL!

Oh heavens, no! 

But though clever, it just didn't fit nearly as well. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #12 on: 22 Oct 2013, 03:20 »
Pintsize: "Hey baby, you wanna establish some network shares with me?"
Marten: "That does it! Tomorrow morning I am going to install proper video drivers, and blocking whatever site you get yours from!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #13 on: 22 Oct 2013, 03:59 »
Quote from: DSL on 20 Oct 2013, 18:40
MARTEN: "I suppose you're going to tell me again how you dreamed of electric sheep."
PINTSIZE: "Well, if you're going to be a Dick about it ..."

After five votes, does the motion get carried? DSL wins, right?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #14 on: 22 Oct 2013, 06:17 »
Sometimes a caption is so good, there's no point in following it - this is one of those times.  DSL wins again.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #15 on: 22 Oct 2013, 11:02 »
Pintsize: I match the room's color palette better, therefore it's MY room!
Marten: I pay the rent, therefore GET OUT!

This is just something I've been kicking around in my head since this was posted, but obviously isn't as good as DSL.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #16 on: 23 Oct 2013, 13:59 »
Dammit, DSL!  :laugh:



Dale: Why does it say "Ceti Alpha V" inside this thing?
Faye: HOLY SHIT IT'S GOING FOR YOUR EAR!!!!!!!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #17 on: 23 Oct 2013, 14:37 »
Dale: "Luke, I am your father."
Faye: "Aaaaa!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #18 on: 23 Oct 2013, 14:57 »
Dale: ♪ We're up all night to get lucky ♪

Faye: Keep your hands off the boobs or you'll get seriously unlucky, punk!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #19 on: 23 Oct 2013, 18:03 »
DALE: "You have to let go. It's OK to let go."
FAYE: "Aaagh. I hate this movie. The physics suck and the dialogue sucks and the number of coincidences we're asked to accept in the name of moving along what plot there is simply boggles the mind and orbital mechanics don't even WORK THIS WAY, not that I would know because I have exactly six months of training and already I'm playing with a spacesuit and an expensive space telescope and, oh hey, Russian and Chinese spaceships and I don't even know what I'm doing and I'm about to lose it and I want to go home and ..."

Or, or possibly and:

DALE: "No ... I am your father."
FAYE: "Oh really? Well, fuck you then. Because I'm finally moving on."

« Last Edit: 23 Oct 2013, 20:12 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #20 on: 23 Oct 2013, 23:31 »
Dale:...
Faye: OH CHRIST, DAFT PUNK IS BACK TO GET ME!!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #21 on: 24 Oct 2013, 07:08 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 23 Oct 2013, 14:57
Dale: ♪ We're up all night to get lucky ♪

Faye: Keep your hands off the boobs or you'll get seriously unlucky, punk!
Watch out-- don't be daft, punk!

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Dale:...
Faye: OH CHRIST, DAFT PUNK IS BACK TO GET ME!!!
ALL THEIR SONGS IN MY HEAD
THE ENDLESS NIGHTMARE


DALE: I'm Spaceman Spiff for Halloween.
FAYE: You're going for Halloween as a weirdo from another planet?!!
DALE: I don't think Spaceman Spiff was actually FROM another planet...
FAYE: IT WAS A REFERENCE, DAMMIT!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #22 on: 24 Oct 2013, 09:06 »
Dale: Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial.
FAYE: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
DALE: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
FAYE: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Dale: So what is the plan for tonight?
FAYE: What we do every night. Roast some beans and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! wheeeze AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #23 on: 24 Oct 2013, 10:02 »
Dale: "Look what the spiders did for me! You're next."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #24 on: 24 Oct 2013, 10:51 »
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 24 Oct 2013, 10:02
Dale: "Look what the spiders did for me! You're next."
When I called you an egg head I did not imply that you take me literally at my word.
Oh, and one other thing ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I don't know why but I like to type this.    :-D   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!   :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #25 on: 24 Oct 2013, 12:30 »
DALE: "I'm an asshole, too. Barista's Mate First Class Philip Asshole."
FAYE: "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #26 on: 24 Oct 2013, 18:15 »
Thrudd, dem 2001 references



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #27 on: 24 Oct 2013, 20:57 »
Dale:  "The Star League needs you."
Faye:  "Gaaaah!!! You'd better not be an Iguana under that!!!!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #28 on: 24 Oct 2013, 21:41 »
Faye: You won, okay? This is just a game!
Dale: Not anymore!
« Last Edit: 24 Oct 2013, 21:48 by YourEvilExGirlfriend »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #29 on: 25 Oct 2013, 02:05 »
2001? So something like

Faye: "... so before I seal the bag I kill the earwigs"
Dale: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Faye."
Faye: "...WTF. AAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 137
« Reply #30 on: 27 Oct 2013, 11:54 »
DALE: "Where's everybody on the COMIC forums?"
FAYE: "Officially, we try to pretend we don't care."
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