Topic: QC Captions Vol. 138 (Read 5639 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 27 Oct 2013, 13:28 »

Wow been a quiet weekend in here. What's everybody doing?? FIRST IMAGE:

(If you're reading this,) Enjoy!

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #1 on:** 27 Oct 2013, 13:34 »

D: Why are you still licking your hand?
T: Thooperglue.

cesium133 · « **Reply #2 on:** 27 Oct 2013, 13:59 »

Tai: These schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Dora: Why are they on your hand?

LookingIn · « **Reply #3 on:** 27 Oct 2013, 14:26 »

"Are you using a new kind of soap?"
"That's maple syrup, I was cooking naked again"

Kugai · « **Reply #4 on:** 27 Oct 2013, 15:09 »

Dora: "Neiville??"
Tai: "Purrrrrr."

ilec · « **Reply #5 on:** 27 Oct 2013, 15:21 »

D: Well the good news is that Doctor Internet says your tongue and hand should be fine.
T: Pheuw
D: Do I want to know how you got them both stuck to the one ice cube?
T: Nob Relley

DSL · « **Reply #6 on:** 27 Oct 2013, 18:05 »

TAI: "Thampth. I hope I have enough thampth for Tuckahoe."
DORA: "Stamps? We don't need to be shipped, sweetie. We're canon."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #7 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 03:33 »

Tai: "Lick, lick."

Dora: "This is taking the cat-girl thing too far. The shower works."

techkid · « **Reply #8 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 04:08 »

Tai: "I still don't see the fun in tequila. It's all salty and bitter."
Dora: "Honey, you've just been having salt and limes this past half hour. You keep on forgetting the shot."

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 05:31 »

DORA: "Dammit, Mieville. Every time I bring someone over for the night, you hollow out their body and take it over."
MIEVILLE: "Sorry. It's what I do. Weird how that Marten guy is still walking around, huh?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #10 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 11:06 »

Wow. DSL has some serious competition.

DSL · « **Reply #11 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:27 »

I likes it like that.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #12 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:48 »

Tai: This one tastes like Coffee. And this one tastes like coffee. And this one tastes like.... wait... muffins?
Dora: Dammit Jim!

Kugai · « **Reply #13 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:50 »

Tai: "I still say you'd make a great Z....."

Dora: "I AM NOT DYEING MY HAIR PURPLE AND ORANGE!!!!"

DSL · « **Reply #14 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 13:48 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 28 Oct 2013, 12:48

Tai: This one tastes like Coffee. And this one tastes like coffee. And this one tastes like.... wait... muffins?
Dora: Dammit Jim!

I like this one.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #15 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 13:52 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 28 Oct 2013, 12:48

Tai: This one tastes like Coffee. And this one tastes like coffee. And this one tastes like.... wait... muffins?
Dora: Dammit Jim!

Dora: I'm a barista, not a escalator!

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 14:37 »

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 28 Oct 2013, 13:52

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 28 Oct 2013, 12:48
Tai: This one tastes like Coffee. And this one tastes like coffee. And this one tastes like.... wait... muffins?
Dora: Dammit Jim!

Dora: I'm a barista, not a escalator!

I'm a barista, not a continental breakfast!

Skewbrow · « **Reply #17 on:** 29 Oct 2013, 03:15 »

Thread. Over.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #18 on:** 30 Oct 2013, 18:27 »

Dammit, you guys! You're too full of win this week! NEXT IMAGE:

Schmee · « **Reply #19 on:** 30 Oct 2013, 18:55 »

Mari-chan: Is that sweat?
Dale: Dandruff.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #20 on:** 30 Oct 2013, 19:02 »

M: Honey, I asked you to turn up the thermostat.
D: I did.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #21 on:** 30 Oct 2013, 21:15 »

Marigold: Aaaaaaagh! If Faye and Angus are are so caught up in their torrid lovemaking that they can do ... that ... on the coffee table... in front of us...
Dale: ....then WHAT WOULD THEY DO ON THIS COUCH!??!?!

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #22 on:** 30 Oct 2013, 21:35 »

Marigold: Uh.....so.....was that...?
Dale: Y-Yeah.....I guess.....that was it. On to second base?

DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 30 Oct 2013, 21:47 »

MARIGOLD: "Angus is STILL in the b-b-b-athroom?"
DALE: "Y-yep. And F-faye's next. D'YOU (gulp) wanna try to buck the line?"

YourEvilExGirlfriend · « **Reply #24 on:** 30 Oct 2013, 21:54 »

Dale: ...I really don't know the first thing about girls.
Marigold: But you play WoW and that's important.

cesium133 · « **Reply #25 on:** 31 Oct 2013, 05:50 »

Marigold: The hats...
Dale: Yessss.... the little hats...

Zebediah · « **Reply #26 on:** 31 Oct 2013, 06:43 »

Marigold: I didn't know you had an ArachnoPC.

Dale: I don't, and that's not a robot!

Thrudd · « **Reply #27 on:** 31 Oct 2013, 13:11 »

Marbear: Are you gonna get rib of that spider or not. It's icky.

Dalesan: I think I'll wait till after it puts the TV back down before asking it to leave.

DSL · « **Reply #28 on:** 31 Oct 2013, 13:19 »

DALE: "I saw these spots on my face when I looked in the mirror this morning."
MARIGOLD: "Did you see a doctor?"
DALE: "No, just the spots."

cesium133 · « **Reply #29 on:** 31 Oct 2013, 14:57 »

Quote from: Thrudd on 31 Oct 2013, 13:11

Marbear: Are you gonna get rib of that spider or not. It's icky.

Dalesan: I think I'll wait till after it puts the TV back down before asking it to leave.

Dale: Large pizza with a side of spider ribs. Sure, I'll be there in 20 minutes!

Thrudd · « **Reply #30 on:** 01 Nov 2013, 06:01 »

Bad typing is bad typing but you gotta admit this is funny and your ava adds an extra chuckle - wait a sec, spiders have exoskeletons so they dont have ribs

DSL · « **Reply #31 on:** 01 Nov 2013, 09:31 »

That spider is big enough it can have ribs if it wants. Yours, mine, anyone's.

PthariensFlame · « **Reply #32 on:** 01 Nov 2013, 13:22 »

Quote from: DSL on 01 Nov 2013, 09:31

That spider is big enough it can have ribs if it wants. Yours, mine, anyone's.

Anyone's except its own … and therein lies the source of it's crushing angst.

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