こんにちは!私は非常によく日本語が話せません。でも、私は別の言語であなたを迎えるために必要でした。
Now someone get the newbie a lug wrench. Stat.
Haha, hello! Why is that a requirement?

I can't quite make it out, but is the subtitle on your avatar "Ladies do not start fights but the can finish them" or "Do I have sparkling sapphire eyes that dazzle too"?
Your first guess
No hablas espanol. 
Anyways, welcome!
Si hablo Espanol

Es mi lengua materna. And thank you!

Yo puedo hablar sólo un poquito. Puedo decir cosas cómo "Donde esta la bibliotheca"
Yo tambien se decir "Donde esta la biblioteca"
I guess it's safe to say we're BFFs now since we have so much in common.

hahaha
Mae'r llyfrgell yn unig i lawr y neuadd, ar y chwith.
Welcome!
Diolch yn fawr!
Έχω πάρει πολύ κουρασμένος από χαιρετισμό ανθρώπους σε διαφορετικές γλώσσες.
Είναι όλα τα ελληνικά μου.
Oh, and welcome!
Why must you?

When I was lurking I thought it was just everyone greeting people in their own language, but now it seems otherwise...
Bienvenido.
No creo que tenemos una biblioteca.
Lo siento.
<3
Aww :c Bueno, aun asi me gusta aqui. Jaja
*strolls into thread*
This was a Community reference, right?
Man, I remember when that show was actually good.
That was a brief window of time.
Oh, hi new person.
*leaves thread*
Discoteca, muñeca, La biblioteca Está en bigotes grandes, el perro, manteca. Manteca, bigotes, gigante, pequeño, la cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno. Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, los bigotes de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz!
It was sort of a Community reference, but at the same time I was just using my title ironically as I speak Spanish perfectly.
