Topic: QC Captions Vol. 139 (Read 7140 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 03 Nov 2013, 13:54 »

Happy November, folks. No shave. FIRST PANEL:

Enjoy!

Schmee · « **Reply #1 on:** 03 Nov 2013, 15:22 »

I have a plan: from now on, I will make a caption from the dialogue on a random panel of a random QC comic.
First up, #1252, panel 2:

Angus: Oh, neat. Is it some special occasion?
Faye: Yes. I wanted cookies.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #2 on:** 03 Nov 2013, 15:29 »

Nice idea

DSL · « **Reply #3 on:** 03 Nov 2013, 15:50 »

ANGUS: "Trick!"
FAYE: " ... or treat!"

Snake-Bit Pete · « **Reply #4 on:** 03 Nov 2013, 15:54 »

Angus: "Yea, Butts!"
Faye: "Lot-O-Butt!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #5 on:** 03 Nov 2013, 17:05 »

Angus: "You washed your pants!"
Pugnacious Peach: "Wow, that's a nice butt now that I can see it."

~~RightInTheSquishyParts~~ · « **Reply #6 on:** 03 Nov 2013, 18:35 »

FAYE: Know what?
ANGUS: Marigold butt!

LookingIn · « **Reply #7 on:** 03 Nov 2013, 20:11 »

Quote from: Schmee001 on 03 Nov 2013, 15:22

I have a plan: from now on, I will make a caption from the dialogue on a random panel of a random QC comic.
First up, #1252, panel 2:

Angus: Oh, neat. Is it some special occasion?
Faye: Yes. I wanted cookies.

That makes Marigold's expression all the more hilarious

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #8 on:** 03 Nov 2013, 22:11 »

Angus: Butts Disease FTW!
Faye: All right! now we're BOTH infected!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #9 on:** 03 Nov 2013, 23:19 »

Quote from: Schmee001 on 03 Nov 2013, 15:22

Faye: Yes. I wanted cookies.

With a recipe from the Fanny Farmer's Cookbook.

DSL · « **Reply #10 on:** 04 Nov 2013, 07:02 »

ANGUS: "Touchdown! End-zone dance!"
FAYE: "You ain't kiddin'!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #11 on:** 04 Nov 2013, 11:34 »

Angus: Hmm. I'm thinking what would Mr. Belvedere do.
Faye: I believe he would eat some butter.

Angus: Do you know what it takes to become a stand-up comedian?
Faye: Hmm. The word butt comes to mind.

foolsguinea · « **Reply #12 on:** 04 Nov 2013, 12:46 »

Angus: 8.0!
Faye: I'll give it a 7.5.

jwhouk · « **Reply #13 on:** 04 Nov 2013, 15:28 »

Angus: "Great! You got to use those dance lessons!"
Faye: "Now you should see if she learned anything in 'Blackmail and Kidnapping Avoidance' class."

WAYF · « **Reply #14 on:** 04 Nov 2013, 23:32 »

Angus: Verdict: 9.0 - Just Won't Ragequit!
Faye: Verdict: A+, Minimum of 0.85 Fayes.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #15 on:** 05 Nov 2013, 00:24 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 03 Nov 2013, 23:19

Quote from: Schmee001 on 03 Nov 2013, 15:22
Faye: Yes. I wanted cookies.

With a recipe from the Fanny Farmer's Cookbook.

Or from the Farmer's Fanny Cookbook.

pwhodges · « **Reply #16 on:** 05 Nov 2013, 01:05 »

I can't decide whether you are referencing Fanny Cradock or not.

WAYF · « **Reply #17 on:** 05 Nov 2013, 05:15 »

... I think IICIH just won the thread.

Zebediah · « **Reply #18 on:** 05 Nov 2013, 06:18 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 05 Nov 2013, 01:05

I can't decide whether you are referencing Fanny Cradock or not.

Nope. Fannie Farmer.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #19 on:** 05 Nov 2013, 15:48 »

Angus: TOUCHDOWN!!
Faye: Wow, you managed to get that paper football down her asscrack.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #20 on:** 05 Nov 2013, 16:00 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 05 Nov 2013, 15:48

Angus: TOUCHDOWN!!
Faye: Wow, you managed to get that paper football down her asscrack.

Alt Faye: Wow! I didn't know you could get a touchdown in solo Twister!

Skewbrow · « **Reply #21 on:** 06 Nov 2013, 06:08 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 05 Nov 2013, 15:48

Angus: TOUCHDOWN!!
Faye: Wow, you managed to get that paper football down her asscrack.

Alt Faye: "Cheer, cheer for Old Fellae O'Dale"

DSL · « **Reply #22 on:** 06 Nov 2013, 18:19 »

ANGUS: "We love to stay at the YYYYYYY ..."
FAYE: "M ..."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #23 on:** 06 Nov 2013, 19:08 »

NEW IMAGE:

indiespy · « **Reply #24 on:** 06 Nov 2013, 19:11 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 06 Nov 2013, 19:08

NEW IMAGE:

Dorm: "Did Marigold hurt you in any way?"
Dale:"A little, but I liked it."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #25 on:** 06 Nov 2013, 19:13 »

Dora: “Dale, honey, I thought I explained this? Our sexual harassment policy is "it is management policy to sexually harass you." It was on the recruitment posters and everything.”
Dale: “Dang.”

Schmee · « **Reply #26 on:** 06 Nov 2013, 19:37 »

Another random caption! This time it's comic 237, panel 3:

Dora: It looks nice on you, it's just a rather drastic change. Like if black weren't your natural hair color or something.
Dale: It's not. I'm actually a platinum blonde.

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 06 Nov 2013, 19:39 »

DORA: "Helb."
DALE: "OK, seriously, what does that even mean?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #28 on:** 06 Nov 2013, 19:43 »

Dora: "Oh, Dale, please help me find Mieville!"
Dale: "Burp"

Schmee · « **Reply #29 on:** 06 Nov 2013, 19:54 »

Dora: Oh... oh Dale-san, that is so noble! You are such a nice guy, it is making my panties wet!
Dale: Not again...

WAYF · « **Reply #30 on:** 07 Nov 2013, 04:07 »

Quote from: Schmee001 on 06 Nov 2013, 19:37

Another random caption! This time it's comic 237, panel 3:

Dora: It looks nice on you, it's just a rather drastic change. Like if black weren't your natural hair color or something.
Dale: It's not. I'm actually a platinum blonde.

I like this idea of yours, Schmee.

In fact, I'm prepared to call that a win.

cesium133 · « **Reply #31 on:** 07 Nov 2013, 09:24 »

Quote from: Schmee001 on 06 Nov 2013, 19:54

Dora: Oh... oh Dale-san, that is so noble! You are such a nice guy, it is making my panties wet!
Dale: Not again...

Alt Dale: Did you just pee yourself?

Thrudd · « **Reply #32 on:** 07 Nov 2013, 10:16 »

Dora: Oh my god, that isn't a mustache!!
dale: It's a rare South American caterpillar. It likes frozen peas.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #33 on:** 07 Nov 2013, 10:51 »

Dora: "Ok. The last part of your training is Proposition Avoidance and Countermeasures.... Oh my. The chest muscles.."
Dale: "I thought Faye was in charge ... should there be a union lawyer present?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #34 on:** 07 Nov 2013, 11:12 »

Dora: Dale, you've known about the secret menu for a long time... but now that you're an employee I have to notify you about the Ultra Secret menu. Because everyone likes you, you're in a position to allow us to add some... significant... new offerings.
Dale: Daaaaang!
Dora: You see, I've been thinking about ways to monetize the basement, and after a conversation with Marten's mom...

Zebediah · « **Reply #35 on:** 07 Nov 2013, 16:56 »

Dora: Dale, I'm not quite sure how to tell you this, but, but... you're tall.

Dale: I am?

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #36 on:** 08 Nov 2013, 02:10 »

Dora: You know Dale, I had the hots for you ever since you ordered that first day.....
Dale: So......uh.....huh.....

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #37 on:** 08 Nov 2013, 05:37 »

Quote from: Schmee001 on 06 Nov 2013, 19:37

Another random caption! This time it's comic 237, panel 3:

Dora: It looks nice on you, it's just a rather drastic change. Like if black weren't your natural hair color or something.
Dale: It's not. I'm actually a platinum blonde.

Random caption is awesome! I found this little gem (1922, panel 1):

DALE: Well hello there, Ms. Coffee of Doom. Come to sample our forbidden delights?
DORA: Just checkin' out your operation. It's smaller than I thought it'd be. Almost ... QUAINT.

Zebediah · « **Reply #38 on:** 08 Nov 2013, 06:27 »

You want a random caption? I'll give you a random caption, courtesy of #1141:

Dora: I hate to tell you this, hon, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.
Dale: Oh, that's all right. I wouldn't be able to consummate the marriage anyway.

jwhouk · « **Reply #39 on:** 08 Nov 2013, 07:08 »

DORA: "Wow, you got this ALL screwed up. Didn't you read the textbook?"
DALE: "I gave up around where they introduced Irrational Birthday Integers."

(2130, last panel)

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