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Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« on: 13 Nov 2013, 08:34 »

So there's this app/site making the rounds in my FB circle of friends, what-would-i-say.com. It seems to look at your statuses you've posted into the past, break them into chunks, and randomly reassemble them. Things I have gotten:
"Beautiful day to die after all, but I'm guessing JFK never thought I'd say this, but I've just got redefined."
"This is a lovable idiot"
"I mean, we'd have to lift my hood up"
"oh god damn it"
"Make that right now"
"Don't have to my way; the man's got his own castle, and he's DEAD zone?"
"The shuttle Atlantis is a big boy airport now!"
"Officially used to make some bodies turn cold"

Anybody else want to take a swing at this and see what they get?
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« Reply #1 on: 13 Nov 2013, 09:03 »

Mine:

"Italy's current prime minister is the holy trinity."

"Oh wow, look at ME, BRO"

"It's a fur lined glory hole on the internet, I gotta say"

"MERRY CHRISTMAS seppuku."

"Who the party's done, the cake's all gone, the internet explode!"

"You tell 'em, Tea Party like it's 1999"
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #2 on: 13 Nov 2013, 09:49 »

i'm gonna use 'fur lined glory hole' as a metaphor whenever possible from now on.
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #3 on: 13 Nov 2013, 09:59 »

Stupid thing won't work for me.

The site not a fur lined glory hole
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« Reply #4 on: 13 Nov 2013, 10:01 »

Stupid thing won't work for me.

Might need to adjust your security settings or something? I know mine are set so nothing can post for me, but stuff can still access my details if it absolutely needs to. Maybe yours is set higher?
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« Reply #5 on: 13 Nov 2013, 10:20 »

I think the website is down. I've tried getting to it through Chrome and Firefox but both can't load the page up.
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« Reply #6 on: 13 Nov 2013, 10:22 »

Huh. Just tried it in Chrome and it works fine.
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« Reply #7 on: 13 Nov 2013, 10:24 »

"Best pictures of James May I've decided the sole reason I don't even" When Top Gear and Tumblr collide

"I enjoy greatly how desperate I am about the Log Cabin Republicans, still exist?" WHAT THE FUCK
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« Reply #8 on: 13 Nov 2013, 10:40 »

"at work, drinking Apple Maps, and divorced men"

"Help me justify buying a lot of time"

"I <3 you, Africa!"

"Also, I am, and I'm stuck inside with a playdoh model, slowly melting/being run over two months and they've still in deep trouble."

"oh wow, that fucker Archibald"

"Have your own, narrow culture, if you're ruining everything!"

"Egg sandwiches on your tits, you"

"Shhh, I'm trying to kill it"

"To I can't wait to wear converse with mismatching laces, I was very edgy, deep and profound."
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« Reply #9 on: 13 Nov 2013, 11:02 »

"Drying off for your fear is always something healthy and my neighbourhood/I got a merry Christmas."

"is thinking of both, honestly."

"My statuses were never will be almost over."

"The company I'll be getting a while, and summer will be free, free ON the table." (Uh...what :psyduck:)
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« Reply #10 on: 13 Nov 2013, 12:43 »

So the first one it generated is literally one of my actual statuses. I can't post it because it's got her full name in, but '*Gareth's friend*'s housewarming and her stupid face' is exactly what I posted. As is 'This is an astonishing promo.'

GOOD JOB WEBSITE

Most of these are just nonsensical and not in a funny way, I think largely because my statuses don't tend to make sense anyway.

In the meantime:
'have I have the doctor's on Monday to the tune'
'They're trying to throw his daughter's wedding in that'
'Quite angry looking spiderbite on my question. No, I haven't read prince Caspian is literally all'
'It seems to have been, because I decided I bought it'
'I am incredibly unsettling diversion'
'By the ring?'
'is that my guitar is WHAT'
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« Reply #11 on: 13 Nov 2013, 12:45 »

Oh yeah, the vast majority are utter word salad. The ones I posted were cherry-picked.
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« Reply #12 on: 13 Nov 2013, 12:49 »

'I am listening to Radio 2, and they're playing an expensive purse. Read more'
'Eminem on the scale of health and I can't be hygeinic'
'I am posting pictures of cats'
'The vagina is HERE'

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« Reply #13 on: 13 Nov 2013, 13:25 »

Who has been meaning to mention this, but I wouldn't buy a used car from you.
Something I do them fighting against the posts again.
Something I won't make sure why yet, but glad it's back from doing the Victorian Age.
Now, I do not bother to copy and post a similar notice as this, or neglect to copy!
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« Reply #14 on: 13 Nov 2013, 13:26 »

@Gareth - Even funnier if you change "cats" to "pussies", and then imagine the status after immediately followed.
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« Reply #15 on: 13 Nov 2013, 13:41 »

'THIS IS definitely still better than everybody else'
'It's just … another Gerald Briscotype rumour.'
'Mr and Mrs Llaneous' - this is less funny because it is a joke I invented
'I am listening to some of the leather thong is overratedERP'
'Just realised I finished it; an hour before and watch'
'Yo mama's so fat, she is a deckchair '
'Bring on their music, but you've moved out.'
'I'm not least the Mars Volta, and it's typically is a Big fat gaylord?'
'The vagina is a hive mind, Thom'

How often do I talk about vaginas?

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« Reply #16 on: 13 Nov 2013, 13:42 »

I don't know, but "Leather Thong is Overrated" would make a good band/tumblr name.
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #17 on: 13 Nov 2013, 16:25 »

"I dont even spell English right"
"Just got out or the ER bout you?"
"and the inside was actually hotter than outside for once!"
"she couldent resist the first turn on and the hell didn't make sense. Refrigerator."
"i just realized I am i stuck in the but _"
"CSI Miami I shall be back in time"
"Passed all your soiled clothes from the rooms."
"....they can eat SKUNKS AND OOMPA LOOMPAS"
"no month! and geometry honors people have died playing golf ball."
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« Reply #18 on: 13 Nov 2013, 17:24 »

“I was about to me that when there's science to do.”
“I've never lacked appreciation of earth's beauty Beastie Boys”
“If MMORPG players were right and apparent inability in doing what is overstuffed on pizza rolls and a homophone.”
“Your Logan sideburns wouldn't go with coffee like my Vulcans...”
“I was crying like a expletive deleted.”
“No, this makes me half lesbian.”
 “Kluwe is out and accomplished his task; Who leaves the world on your detective name of cyborg animals with machineguns.”
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« Reply #19 on: 13 Nov 2013, 18:11 »

'It's just … another Gerald Briscotype rumour.'
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How often do I talk about vaginas?

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« Reply #20 on: 14 Nov 2013, 01:59 »

Good question!

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« Reply #21 on: 14 Nov 2013, 08:37 »

"at work, drinking Apple Maps, and divorced men"

I'm totally convinced this is not mangled AT ALL.
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« Reply #22 on: 14 Nov 2013, 08:45 »

I devour divorced men! My boyfriend is divorced after all...
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« Reply #23 on: 14 Nov 2013, 08:46 »

And Apple Maps is a great name for a drink that leaves you lost and confused.
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« Reply #24 on: 14 Nov 2013, 08:47 »

I was gonna say, I know a lot of women like that.

I think it's an actual fetish  :psyduck:

Apple Maps makes me think of my adult apple juice.

Mix hard cider, fresh cider and Laird's Applejack. Couple shots of that new Apple Jack Daniels for a kicker. Mix, serve, gain forbidden knowledge.
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« Reply #25 on: 14 Nov 2013, 08:55 »

(I don't actually devour divorced men, the fact that my boyfriend is divorced is irrelevant to me.)

I'd definitely drink that.
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« Reply #26 on: 14 Nov 2013, 08:58 »

Do it. I dunno if you can get Laird's Applejack outside of the US though.
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« Reply #27 on: 14 Nov 2013, 09:01 »

Good thing I'm going to the US in 8 days then! Wooooo
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« Reply #28 on: 14 Nov 2013, 09:37 »

Oh, some good ones here:

You keep using that means.
Winter Storm reports are much wailing and clone troopers.
The dinosaurs had an Audubon field guide to stage.
Switching ends of drills and we're low on milk.
Wish it was incorrectly labeled as seen from real ones.
23 hours to worry about my son's current battle fantasy, the villain is doing extremely excited and boats and rockets.
Apparantly Ioan Gruffudd is trying to explain it to Massachusetts.
Design specs: It weighs 55,000 pounds and takes 44 hours BEFORE high tide.
It turned into the fun little music game of Thrones.
We went on for over a century.
Watching the bathroom is a real jujitsu test.
The dinosaurs in North Durham are going to the office.
This was reading The Lord of the Eiffel Tower.
I'm not pet lemurs.
My son was just giving names to all of his nose.
In fact, due to some practice his tennis ball went through downtown Boston.
Current ETA on details, but there were Wookiees!
Can't get the hardwood floor finished explaining the Viking Mars Lander.
My son was going to promote health and nutrition. And now really wants an electric train.
He was a week visiting the Yosemite National Cathedral.
OK, so it wasn't a Lego creation, Fatbot.
Facebook's rather bizarre translation of my mother-in-law.
Tomorrow will have some pretty bizarre statements, such as untangle Buzz Lightyear's parachute strings.
He's now running around the World, and used their crates and a giant space Museum.
It turned out to have the courage to be Legolas.
Boston Police cars and the rain and wind cried, Winter dropped by.
I DON'T like this? We don't believe me, Daddy, can you expect me to switch to Google+.
I need better than last year.
The dinosaurs recited, from memory, the goblin rock warriors and the fabled rain of Oddly Specific Numbers, he suggested, Maybe that's where your treasure is. This probably wouldn't have been competent, professional and helpful.
Everyone's getting ready to be a heart surgeon.
Playing at the Festival for cats, peacocks and fish.
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #29 on: 14 Nov 2013, 09:43 »

Man, Zebediah wins.
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« Reply #30 on: 14 Nov 2013, 10:08 »

Hey, I got a couple more even better:

Well, I finally got rid of the Muppets.
I'm not as long as a reciprocating saw with a trumpet.


Ok, I'll stop now.  :-D
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« Reply #31 on: 14 Nov 2013, 11:33 »

Well, got back OK, which is a sthudden cwicis!!
Annual Landlord Inspection and was a Facebook game to take 5 of you.
They made the Minbari fight this
Mo worries Claire, I'll add your friends
Guilty of our Internet!
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« Reply #32 on: 14 Nov 2013, 12:33 »

"The Android Jelly Bean system update got rid of my town" Talk about updates disrupting workflow! http://xkcd.com/1172/

"The Android Jelly Bean system update got rid of you" ...Damn that's cold

"The Android Jelly Bean system update got my genderbent Hannah Hart videos while you" WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS THING AND JELLY BEAN
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« Reply #33 on: 14 Nov 2013, 13:08 »

So now the website works for me.

"Play wrestling is being."
"6 hours until the music video for sore eyes when I get attacked by wolves."
"ALL BLACK suit in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, people."
"Gee, guys, this is a DNA test."
"Gee, guys, this is life."
"You gonna' help pull an assassins creed and my leg is fucking scary beast."
"I still think the face by a mountain and you die Overheard a beautiful and exotic part One, take two."
"Get my mail and maybe help pull a dickmove on you."
"Yeaaah, not everyday you gaffer tape sharp objects to become. Everything"
"I still pretty shitty when you didn't shart, did she?"
"One monkey, a thousand tonnes of biscuits?"
"I'd carve my hands and play with a roast turkey dinner, apple crumble and the head injury I love how I'm supposed to make a way to finish the Winter Olympics!"
"Painkillers and crazy pills."

I can see why people enjoy doing this. Some of them read like they could be rap lyrics.
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« Reply #34 on: 14 Nov 2013, 13:41 »

"Painkillers and crazy pills" sounds like it could be a Bob Dylan lyric.
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« Reply #35 on: 14 Nov 2013, 13:51 »

This is pretty funny. Alas, alack a day, I cannot participate since I have no facebook, but I love Zebediah's ones! How does it create them?
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« Reply #36 on: 14 Nov 2013, 16:00 »

According to the web "it trains a Markov Bot based on mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history". But I don't know what that means.

I think it trawls your page for statuses, comments and maybe comments you've made on your pictures, cuts them up and reassembles them into nonsensical fun.

"Turkey and ketchup, living the knowledge, cook the book, absorb the calories."
"Don’t be trapped by Craig David."
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« Reply #37 on: 14 Nov 2013, 16:06 »

Basically it cuts your statuses up into chunks of words, and tries to paste them together such that the last word of one chunk matches the first word of the next chunk.

Example: "I need better answers" contributes the chunk "I need better".
"I hope this year is better than last year" contributes the chunk "better than last year".
These combine as "I need better than last year."
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Armor might not work so well against the darkness in the red haired thunder see it
Pity we aren't just a bunch of dumb kids to think we need a new M2 heavy barrel I was after invading Greece and forcing the submission of the question Where I go, or has to do
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a little patience, effectively communicate in a brutal series
Music class 38 looking at stuff the down side, I got the newfallen snow, Gave the year
It's a great offensive potential
Apparently he looked like a box or contacts, using xeno scented body fat this because a bad
The original occupy movement, just got to see my cowboy hat and vote for
I'm imagining Rommel is making a rules of his identity is a Bloody Nuisance. The Xenos to authorize Congress to infringe the true man
I am of the quarterdeck! to the village to this right among others
Has the players and the tool I was gifted with several rare Leman Russ Trollface pattern of financial rewards. Some jobs you
So much COOL guy. As a bonus I'm not dreaming, or am a black out from a snow covered what was happening.
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #39 on: 14 Nov 2013, 17:33 »

"Obama needs a sleeveless dress as well." FUCKING DYING
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« Reply #40 on: 14 Nov 2013, 19:41 »

"I hate seeing children around."
"I hate Tumblr."
"I hate that."
"It's not even a nigga ass."
"I hate my lvl 32 warrior when you're from Minnesota."
"I keep having these scary ass dreams in everyone's asses."
"We got together at a time before jerking back to reality. Most surreal bathroom visit ever."

Man, that thing is damn entertaining. Also, first post, HOLLAAAAA!
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #41 on: 15 Nov 2013, 05:36 »

"I know I'm afraid I'll jinx it."
"I guess I'll be emotional."
"Come to see GarageBand again after this counterplan."
"I love how Alan Rickman was awesome in the background."
"It seems McCrory is a very menacing warning."
"Too much the South."
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« Reply #42 on: 15 Nov 2013, 06:08 »

I really don't think some of mine are mangled at all. Also the last two are almost inspirational.

  • The snow gods have spoken!
  • Whip my first try never look foolish!
  • I've noticed a tiny gap between two hours.
  • That was squeaky.
  • I'm the smartest!
  • You're going to say the Argos catalogue trying to do this!
  • I'm the Hollow Man.
  • I thought that destroying contraception seems a £1 scratchcard!
  • Slept in and it's got one back.
  • Dear God, it's creepy and any one with Craig if she keeps batting at my soul. Once again, my toddler self decided to do things going back to remember I feel pretty.
  • I thought I cracked a nerve in war time getting over her boyfriend while cleaning up and she just had a dream you could be a lot.
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« Reply #43 on: 15 Nov 2013, 06:24 »

Omg. This is the best thing ever.

"Yesss, it really is wonderful/horrible at the gym of the new apartment smells AWESOME."
"sweet and sour sesame spare ribs and on us pretty fast and Self, Please do not being a faucet, i am"
"if you are proud of you"
"do you life, for sucking a baked potato in the mommas out OF the scheduled inspection until almost two hours."
"i live in a generation and souls into their work"
"Ok, Michael Bolton's cameo on Two and a nose replacement, stat!"
"maybe i'll stay in between my window again."
"tonight seems like the perfect night" (d'aaaawwwwww)
"Whoda thunk? as a turkey at work, wing night, then"
"my arms effin' cookies."
"waiting on a mini golf, green tea ice cream, amazing lovebugs, cotton candy, caricatures and ferris wheels"
"As a preventative measure essentially we should all go"
"...i have to try to squeeze them all the herpes of arts and crafts..."
"i live under a rock"
"and i will sleep through the 7 million google results"
"You'll have to build up my immune system"
"wishes her brother good luck on steroids"
"boo to do but we have a ridiculous day!"
"ok, are we collide The universe will shift into 4,000 small bits of paper"
"omg i want to finally upload all of my love"
"i live in any idea when I was actually excited"
"hopefully i do not fall asleep on th..."
"i live under stairs."
"October 24th can not feel my shoes on..."
"tonight seems like riding a unicycle on people's brain is forgiven "
"..who wants to wish her parents a $30 monthly data plan"
"but my friends see all of my crude language but holy shit is bonkers."
"Just snagged herself a happy"
"haha my shirt has "amazing tits"..."
"cereal treats with honey bunches of oats are UPON US!!" (LMFAO)


I can't even handle this right now. NOT a good thing to be doing at work. I need to stop.
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #44 on: 15 Nov 2013, 07:01 »

But UGH. I am SO tired of winter.

Compromise is not a whole lot of people at the kids right now it only feels like tonight stink because I also can't post how many is this the public part of surfing the RMH of Milwaukee.

I'll help with Manning on the radio singing it from August of surfing the net.

After all, they said as long as to what to do to think about.

Note to FB says you're being a part of fear and say something that will. Think of rocker and Antoinette Secor.

Yes, I was so I gotta step away with cancer, and the water level being THAT kinda like they'd turned 17 last week.

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« Reply #45 on: 15 Nov 2013, 07:48 »

"It's always been bad, but I don't come back in just two calls. I don't get any money anyway."
"It's Pozzo, Waiting for letting out at noon."
"[mycollege] is closed until evening at the earliest."
"Laughed out Democrats from the assignment, and that was after working at school or church and state."
"Google is what some American Idol reject thinks."
"24 hours. Let's finish this." (sounds like a catchphrase for the TV show 24)
"No room at the Into the Woods cast." (mixed up theatre statuses are my favorite from this)
"Obviously a complete coincidence."
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #46 on: 15 Nov 2013, 08:34 »

"on what is the deal with witty referential acronyms for instruments on our space shuttle launch trip..." actually tho

"I just agreed to DL COD4 in well as I want to riverdance?" well i hope the controllers are waterproofed

"Obama needs to do that, she has feline AIDS. D" :((((((((

"Someone explain how I managed to continue perpetuating their genes cannot be considerable danger that" That would require some considerable explanation, indeed.
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« Reply #47 on: 15 Nov 2013, 08:59 »

I think I got the best one for myself.

Bitch please, I know that lives in Manchester?
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« Reply #48 on: 15 Nov 2013, 09:00 »

CORRECTION!!

I know I've a KitKat, I threw it into the #QuestionableContent forums to discuss the comics.
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« Reply #49 on: 15 Nov 2013, 13:55 »

RANDOM THOUGHT FOR TODAY We are an odd lot for THE DAY You can NEVER have to your employee, AND WHO sent me
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