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Author Topic: Best "What Would I Say" statuses  (Read 5480 times)

Lupercal

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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #50 on: 16 Nov 2013, 04:08 »

I don't know, but "Leather Thong is Overrated" would make a good band/tumblr name.

I was thinking that about Fur Lined Glory Hole

no, i just slips by like the players were out (say it in a New Yorkian accent)

First one is the most QC Forums relevant thing I've ever been associated with:

so J Mascis has about 20 pages of Romanticism to read
all i wanted was a Brandy Alexander my heads okay now, I think I was in a better Christmas No 1.
A weird film though, was an observation from Ian Hislop.
So glad I first thought, but nobody will Rock You
Just dependent on a 'small world' experience today.
We really don't look like Tom Selleck. Troubling.
saw someone wearing a black Prime Minister, we should definitely meet up
Once you've had some great times with the visceral groove of funk.
Rainbow aren't bad after work.
is really excited to pull a Ron Burgundy tomorrow
£20 and i'll take it back, nice one Kenneth Branagh.
The Conservatives seem to ignore bands like Muse.
I would be spinning and complaining in July, seeing NDubz seriously sends shivers down my ears!
SO MANY nominations for your bleeding eyes from the lack of the Simpsons episode where I've been underpaid, again...
Braintree's motto should be very Hungover

The winner?
Will try to get Tony Blair arrested for 8 years!
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #51 on: 17 Nov 2013, 16:01 »

Oh boy, this is actually kinda depressing

- Should somebody have the worst of shit
- I haven't had any today, we'll find out
- RIP awesome feeling
- fuck you, dream, why did
- my heart rate is almost don't want
- and you know you're a Canuck and I wrote this
- My heart hurts without paying attention

this one they just outright plagiarized, because it's from New Year's Eve last year, the day I got my tattoo:
- Kush ėshte burre nuk frikėsohet fiton tatuazh!
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #52 on: 17 Nov 2013, 16:17 »

oh wow they plagiarized yet another one: "I haven't listened to music radio on purpose since Elliott Smith died."
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #53 on: 17 Nov 2013, 22:54 »

"Now I have satellite and Love"
"I think I have a soft spot for open house?"
"The Republican Party bad for some of these children."
"Someone help make it"
"Guys, I think of the Music Man who worked to destroy Governor Jerry Brown"
"But the only wasted vote is humanity"
"TV News is pretty scumbag way to switch things up"
"They really should fix the waterfalls in the south"
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #54 on: 18 Nov 2013, 16:04 »

Overtime is a movie in which computers control people's perceptions of Art o

Humanity's greatest advances are not in the modern western society with a supporting cast full of orphans in milk

met her in the Eating of Tasty Animals

didn't expect to be sticky
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #55 on: 19 Nov 2013, 08:26 »

didn't expect to be sticky

That's another band name right there.

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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #56 on: 19 Nov 2013, 09:49 »

met her in the Eating of Tasty Animals

didn't expect to be sticky

That's quite an interesting two-sentence story.  :-D
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #57 on: 19 Nov 2013, 13:20 »

We really don't look like Tom Selleck. Troubling.

Naw, that one was clearly winner.
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #58 on: 12 Dec 2013, 03:40 »

"Into the dark abyss of annihilation." - So metal!
"Maybe he's afraid of the 'Hath Not a Jew Eyes' scene?"
"France gets marriage equality, and ninja."
"I'm against the nonregulation of high capacity magazines and a crazed bald maniac."
"I can free our minds. Have no fear for Michigone's perfect season."
"I just voted for the snow."
"I have focused on cleavage, cursive, clearing out Democrats of horrible burning smell."
"Wow, I mean, we will only cost $150."
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #59 on: 18 Dec 2013, 09:00 »

I've got a text file that's gotten ridiculously long, 'cause I've been saving the ones I like. They remind me a bit of koans or Haiku. I've been cheating a bit, in that I've actually rewritten and recombined stuff that the site has given me.

Renegade Soundwave had a hat? Ogden Nash, who is without power.

Doubt if he lives long enough to outweigh that.

Greed, it ain't going to take your daughters. You ain't fooling anybody!

Congrats to the people who spontaneously combust each year.
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #60 on: 19 Dec 2013, 07:27 »

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Apparently my dog constantly walks around esp. the district 11 pounds since I only took a week 9 days one, send good thoughts out for the directions for homemade crust too but that was supposed to Poolesville in chronological order instead of mashed sweet potatoes with lots of her a screenshot of their car, he wants to smash someone in a response.

How do I am not
I am not

Also, stop trying to stop giving me sarcastic back.

Off for a strong moral compass, and I only one of a goldfish today...

So technically yes I think they only read half my email
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #61 on: 20 Dec 2013, 02:27 »

*EAT IT, BALLGARGLER. Wait, it was perfect.
*Max, die in a decent book.
*I think about the core; goddamn Luftwaffe blazed by tomorrow and jammed.
*Ceres, for example, I don't think YOUR WU-TANG SWORD CAN DEFEAT ME

^Some of the better ones that I got.
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Re: Best "What Would I Say" statuses
« Reply #62 on: 20 Dec 2013, 13:39 »

"I'm neither heterosexual nor in need of their web site."
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