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QC Captions Vol. 142
« on: 24 Nov 2013, 14:53 »
Gud evenink. FIRST IMAGE:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #1 on: 24 Nov 2013, 16:09 »
T:   Déjà vu...
D:  No, my name is Dale.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #2 on: 24 Nov 2013, 16:16 »
Tai: Is your dad a space wizard?!
Dale: Well, my WoW avatar is.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #3 on: 24 Nov 2013, 16:17 »
Tai:  I didn't recognize you with those glasses.
Dale:  Wait a sec, I'll turn them on, and then show you the secret menu.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #4 on: 24 Nov 2013, 18:30 »
TAI: "Five. No, four."
DALE: "Depends. Are you counting the thumb?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #5 on: 24 Nov 2013, 18:32 »
Tai: You never told me about the secret menu!?
Dale: I'll get out of your way... Dora told me earlier that she wanted to show you what a number 4 is.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #6 on: 24 Nov 2013, 18:36 »
T:  Grip on reality.... fading...  what WAS that....
D:  That was a #4.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #7 on: 24 Nov 2013, 19:28 »
T: You have a spider above y-your h-head.
D: What did you say?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #8 on: 25 Nov 2013, 04:34 »
Tai:  "So, this is the newest virgin sacrifice?"

Dale:  "Whaaa?  I think you have me conf....yeah, alright you got me."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #9 on: 25 Nov 2013, 12:46 »
Tai:  "So ..... so tall. Is he Vulcan?"

Dale:  "Nope. I can't even make the sign for live long and prosper.  Best I can manage is a 4 in ASL."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #10 on: 26 Nov 2013, 16:05 »
Random quote, from 259, 2nd panel: 

Tai: "Did I just deny you closure?"
Dale: "No, no, it's fine.  I don't really need any closure or whatever."


The random thing is hard - not a lot fits this one! 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #11 on: 27 Nov 2013, 11:45 »
Tai: "Did you know that Dora has this ticklish spot right under her..."
Dale: "On count of four,...."

OR

Tai: "Wow. I never noticed that our heights form an arithmetic progression."
Dale: "No. It's more like a geometric progression. My dreads aren't that thick. Besides, Dora is standing
closer to you."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #12 on: 27 Nov 2013, 12:14 »
Tai:  "There are FOUR fingers!!!"

Dale:  "Damn, those TNG Marathons are a killer!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #13 on: 27 Nov 2013, 14:29 »
Very good. NEXT PANEL:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #14 on: 27 Nov 2013, 14:42 »
Emily: "Sometimes I like to pretend I'm the director. But I can't change the chair height or he'll know!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #15 on: 27 Nov 2013, 15:35 »
EMILY: "Do you think 'Duck and Cover' would really work?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #16 on: 27 Nov 2013, 16:28 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #17 on: 27 Nov 2013, 16:44 »
"Have you seen my pants anywhere? I left them here under Ms. Hubbert's desk but now they're gone."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #18 on: 27 Nov 2013, 17:45 »
Randomizing:

EMILY: "I will destroy you at this game!"
or
EMILY: "Hah! Round 1 is mine!"
or
EMILY: "Hey, have you heard of Broken Social Scene?"

... eh.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #19 on: 27 Nov 2013, 17:52 »
 E2: Hey, Hi! Do you work here? I'm looking for my big sister Emily.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #20 on: 27 Nov 2013, 18:06 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 27 Nov 2013, 16:44
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"Did you try the dish washer?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #21 on: 28 Nov 2013, 06:19 »
I have to ask - where did that panel come from?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #22 on: 28 Nov 2013, 09:37 »
Quote from: K1dmor on 27 Nov 2013, 17:52
E2: Hey, Hi! Do you work here? I'm looking for my big sister Emily.

This one right here.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #23 on: 28 Nov 2013, 10:32 »
Emily: Hey, I figured out why our eyes are so big today... Tai's stash is under here
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #24 on: 28 Nov 2013, 14:45 »
Quote from: jwhouk on 28 Nov 2013, 06:19
I have to ask - where did that panel come from?

Comic 2526
 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #25 on: 30 Nov 2013, 18:56 »
Emily: "Hey, did you see a guy with a whole lot of tea come running through here?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 142
« Reply #26 on: 30 Nov 2013, 19:04 »
Emily: I know where you've hidden the Lucky Charms!
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