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OMG TURKEYS! And what, pray tell, will be their subject this year?

Tai and Dora!
- 14 (19.2%)
CLAIRE!
- 13 (17.8%)
Emily!
- 1 (1.4%)
Hanners!
- 3 (4.1%)
Faye and Angus!
- 1 (1.4%)
Marigold and Dale!
- 14 (19.2%)
"Hey, he didn't do a WHAM episode for us this year!"
- 5 (6.8%)
That Samantha kid.
- 2 (2.7%)
Troll time - he won't do a Turkeys episode this year.
- 4 (5.5%)
Even worse: he'll have them shill for the Topataco store!
- 6 (8.2%)
Thanksgiving breakfast: Spathe Ham, Waffles and cereal.
- 6 (8.2%)
...Or is that for Black Friday?
- 4 (5.5%)

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Author Topic: WCDT: 2583-2587 (25-29 November 2013) Weekly Comics Discussion Thread  (Read 45069 times)

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Looks like genetic engineering has invented Sapient Pearwood...
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Looks like genetic engineering has invented Sapient Pearwood...
Great…  An AntroPC that looks (and might think) too much like the series that Pintsize belongs to combined with the tenacity and homicidal urges of The Luggage.  The QC 'verse is doomed.
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Hmmmm... How many of you noticed right away that this was obviously something built by Chatham-Ellicott Enterprises?
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That face... that I could imagine being a colonoscopy or prostate exam face.

Looks like genetic engineering has invented Sapient Pearwood...
Unlike the Luggage, though, I think the destruction of the lab(s) will not let it live long enough to actually have an owner. Especially if the desire to overclock themselves is that... intense.
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Creepiest AnthroPC related strip since THUMBLORD
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Creepiest AnthroPC related strip since THUMBLORD
Disagree, creepiest AnthroPC strip EVER! that creepy smile (shudder). Thumblord! was frakkkin' hilarious.
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The way I understand it, poor thing is so miserable it wants to self-immolate. Is that correct?
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The way I understand it, poor thing is so miserable it wants to self-immolate. Is that correct?

I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you!
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But seriously - who in their right minds would put a sentient computer inside a container of wood?
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But seriously - who in their right minds would put a sentient computer inside a container of wood?

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I wood consider it ^.^ People might just want to branch out!
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You want wooden computers, then Jeffrey Stephenson is your man.

'Flightline' in particular is just exquisite.




'Level Eleven' is pretty awesome, too.

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Hannelore's Thanksgiving tweet said she was grateful for her parents.

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What's so confusing about that? Hanners might be a bit confrontational with her mother at times, but I don't she's ever implied she doesn't love them.
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Marten's expression is definitely "WTF?" but I'm still trying to decide if Pintsize's reflects horror or desire.
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It goes beyond "a bit confrontational" when you try to disembowel yourself when you find out your mother is coming to visit. Strip 910. Her father was neglectful.
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People and attitudes can change. Hannelore's more than some.
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People and attitudes can change. Hannelore's more than some.

Good point! She did manage a sort of reconciliation with her mother at the end of that arc.
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It goes beyond "a bit confrontational" when you try to disembowel yourself when you find out your mother is coming to visit. Strip 910. Her father was neglectful.

However when her mother did arrive, they managed to bond a little. When Beatrice told Hannelore she loves her, Hanners seemed to say it back with relative ease (despite peeing).

Hanners also seems to like her dad, she seems aware between his work and the state of her OCD during her childhood, a close relationship was always unlikely. She definitely doesn't come across as resentful about it anyway.

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I wood consider it ^.^ People might just want to branch out!

That pun was so bad that I can't think of another wood pun.

But seriously - who in their right minds would put a sentient computer inside a container of wood?

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Can they move in that thing? Or is it a "And I Must Scream" scenario?
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That pun was so bad that I can't think of another wood pun.


Do you 'arbor some resin-tment over it? Or is it just because I'm such a sap?
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So you might say you're... cedaring the battle of puns?
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Or perhaps it goes against your grain?
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I might post one but then everyone would ask me to leaf.
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I was hoping I could sprout one but I am still pining for the right one
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I've had my Chloro-phyll of these jokes. I'm just going to lumber off to bed
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A wooden computer should be good at logarithms.

Anything named Woodrow reminds me of the 28th President of the USA...  :-(
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It can also be speeded up by branch prediction. Enterprise deployments are facilitated by the accompanying Plant Manager® software.

Root access is restricted, though.
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... and just like a robot dog, its bark is worse is than its byte ...
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I won't pine when these wood puns eventually pass.

OK, I'm done. Oak you have a good night everyone.
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But seriously - who in their right minds would put a sentient computer inside a container of wood?

A mapleist blockhead?
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This thread is entertaining.

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Okay, I have seen plenty of wood cabinets for PC's on the interwebs, after a cursory search.

But seriously - a wooden APC would have to live in a sterile environment and have regular dust filter removal to be viable outside someplace like HannerDad's space station.

It's not like I'm knocking wood, of course...
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I'm just picturing Oprah giving them away...

You get a Woody! You get a Woody! EVERYBODY GETS A WOODY!
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We may have been better off before all these puns, in the Precambium Era.
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And the puns continue to phloem. We should have passed over them in xylemce...
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Instead, we lumber along.
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Sooner or later the forest of tree puns will be clear cut.
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Time to root out the puns before they sap the vitality of this branch of the forum.
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I'd opine that it wouldn't be a fruitful way to deal with it.
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You've all gone nuts with these wood puns. Completely bananas.
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Acacia things getting out of hand.
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Purely as a matter of interest, as the term was common in my childhood but seems to have fallen out of use - did anyone pick up on "deal"?
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Time to root out the puns before they sap the vitality of this branch of the forum.
"Root" was used already.  Frankly, I was just waiting for some mod to tell us all to put a cork in it.
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