Topic: QC Captions Vol. 143 (Read 11819 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 01 Dec 2013, 14:43 »

Last week gave me way too many good panels to choose from. Lets start with this:

And for bonus points, what did they see that can't be unseen?

~~RightInTheSquishyParts~~ · « **Reply #1 on:** 01 Dec 2013, 15:12 »

1:

TURKEY-LEFT: "Wood you be mine/wood you be mine..."
TURKEY-RIGHT: "Won't you be my neighbor...."

2:

*clearly watching the Turkeys shill the Woodrow PC*

LookingIn · « **Reply #2 on:** 01 Dec 2013, 15:21 »

T1- with the money we made from the pun jar we could buy a new house
T2- a TREE house?

Marten and Pintsize reaction: seeing how much the forum posters owe to the pun jar just from this weekend

~~RightInTheSquishyParts~~ · « **Reply #3 on:** 01 Dec 2013, 15:29 »

1:

STATLER: "...and of course all Woodrow models come with full root-access on-chip so you can spruce-up your operating system at the touch of button!"
WALDORF: "Also you never need to worry about logging in or out with this code-branch..."

2:

*PUN OVERLOAD*

cesium133 · « **Reply #4 on:** 01 Dec 2013, 15:36 »

Turkey 1: Have you seen that new ad from ECTech? That robot gives me wood.

Turkey 2: Well, at least you've got wood. All I've got is ore and sheep.

What can't be unseen: the aforementioned discussion between the turkeys.

Warning: while you've been typing this message in between arguments with lasers, three wood puns have already been posted.

HauntingPoem · « **Reply #5 on:** 01 Dec 2013, 15:38 »

T1: Shit, we left the keys in the car didn't we...
T2: Damn

Bonus: Miley Cyrus's tong.

ankhtahr · « **Reply #6 on:** 01 Dec 2013, 15:41 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 01 Dec 2013, 15:36

Turkey 2: Well, at least you've got wood. All I've got is ore and sheep.

Have you been playing too much Catan?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #7 on:** 01 Dec 2013, 15:48 »

Turkeys:
Turkey the First: "Well that was blatant. She really couldn't make it more obvious, could she?"
Turkey the Second: "Let's see the audience reaction."

Marten & Pintsize:
*watching "Rock N Roll" by Avril Lavigne*

DrBear · « **Reply #8 on:** 01 Dec 2013, 15:49 »

Bird A: "Great. I have to go Christmas shopping."
Bird B: "Hey, that happens when you survive Thanksgiving."

Bonus - Marten and Pintsize watch the first cut of "Deathmole: Behind The Music."

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 01 Dec 2013, 18:34 »

HUNTLEY: "So that's the 'A' game. David?"
BRINKLEY: "Poor skinny guy wouldn't have a chance. It would have been 'Good night, Chet.'"
...
PINTSIZE: "No shit. You would've been dead."
MARTEN: "How did you even *get* this video?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #10 on:** 01 Dec 2013, 19:30 »

Lefturkey: I can't believe how many city pieces you got after you put down that cathedral... And I've lost all my builders so I can't claim any of these monasteries... And what's that stinking thing over there in the corner?
Righturkey: That's a carcass, son

Marten and Pintsize are obviously stunned by the geekiness and gratuitosity of that pun

hakko504 · « **Reply #11 on:** 01 Dec 2013, 23:13 »

Quote from: ankhtahr on 01 Dec 2013, 15:41

Quote from: cesium133 on 01 Dec 2013, 15:36
Turkey 2: Well, at least you've got wood. All I've got is ore and sheep.

Have you been playing too much Catan?

Impossible. There is no such thing as "too much Catan". I've even sold my soul to Catan.

techkid · « **Reply #12 on:** 02 Dec 2013, 00:12 »

Turkey 1: "I've been working on my dance moves all year. Wanna see?"
Turkey 2: "Yeah, this should be good

."

Marten and Pintsize bear witness to "the twerkey".

Soulsynger · « **Reply #13 on:** 02 Dec 2013, 01:40 »

M. Turkelson: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the premiere of the adult stage-adaptation of the popular yaoi manga 'Magical Love Gentleman'."
D. R. Chickensian: "Oh, Sousuke-kuuuun."

*the adult-labeled, highly graphical, salacious and critically-acclaimed performance takes its very enthusiastically performed course ...

... with the appropriate reaction from Marten and Pintsize*

~~RightInTheSquishyParts~~ · « **Reply #14 on:** 02 Dec 2013, 01:49 »

(SECOND PANEL)

(off-screen)

TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #15 on:** 03 Dec 2013, 21:10 »

Left Turkey: Gobble! Gobble Gobble Gobble!!

Right Turkey: Gobble Gobble? Gobble! Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #16 on:** 04 Dec 2013, 01:19 »

Quote from: techkid on 02 Dec 2013, 00:12

Marten and Pintsize bear witness to "the twerkey".

techkid · « **Reply #17 on:** 04 Dec 2013, 03:59 »

I, too, regret witnessing that...

DSL · « **Reply #18 on:** 04 Dec 2013, 08:02 »

Quote from: RightInTheSquishyParts on 02 Dec 2013, 01:49

(SECOND PANEL)

(off-screen)

TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!

Winner on so many levels, including ones I haven't figured out yet.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #19 on:** 04 Dec 2013, 09:51 »

Turkey: "Aren't we just out standing in our field?"

Other Turkey: "And just like on dating sites, we're waiting to get shot down."

Panel 2:

"Pintsize, I've loved you as no other since the first time I saw you. And this is what we're going to do when I get there."

~~RightInTheSquishyParts~~ · « **Reply #20 on:** 04 Dec 2013, 10:35 »

Quote from: DSL on 04 Dec 2013, 08:02

Quote from: RightInTheSquishyParts on 02 Dec 2013, 01:49
(SECOND PANEL)

(off-screen)

TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!

Winner on so many levels, including ones I haven't figured out yet.

Cool.

Is there a claims process or a form I have to fill out?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #21 on:** 04 Dec 2013, 17:52 »

WAYF · « **Reply #22 on:** 04 Dec 2013, 18:00 »

Tai: Well, I did say that you could keep your pants if you wanted to, didn't I?
Dora: *pant, pant, pant*

~~RightInTheSquishyParts~~ · « **Reply #23 on:** 04 Dec 2013, 19:38 »

TAI: I can't believe you actually bit off a corner of the mattress. Damn I'm good.
DORA: *incoherent Cthulhu-babble*

specter177 · « **Reply #24 on:** 04 Dec 2013, 19:47 »

Quote from: RightInTheSquishyParts on 02 Dec 2013, 01:49

TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!

~~RightInTheSquishyParts~~ · « **Reply #25 on:** 04 Dec 2013, 19:47 »

Tai: You can pant if you want/leave your friends behind/'cause your friends don't pant/and if they don't pant/well they're no friends of mine!
Dora: *pant*...

~~RightInTheSquishyParts~~ · « **Reply #26 on:** 04 Dec 2013, 19:48 »

Quote from: specter177 on 04 Dec 2013, 19:47

Quote from: RightInTheSquishyParts on 02 Dec 2013, 01:49
TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!

Yeah well... I was getting there.

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 05 Dec 2013, 03:55 »

DORA: "That little modesty word balloon is cold. Call Mieville in here."
TAI: "If not Mieville, how about MY ... "

... can't quite make myself go there.

WAYF · « **Reply #28 on:** 05 Dec 2013, 05:09 »

Quote from: RightInTheSquishyParts on 04 Dec 2013, 19:48

Quote from: specter177 on 04 Dec 2013, 19:47
Quote from: RightInTheSquishyParts on 02 Dec 2013, 01:49
TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!

Yeah well... I was getting there.

I was under the impression that IDUHG put up that picture to caption because of your previous effort.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #29 on:** 05 Dec 2013, 06:39 »

That image was in the plans for this week as soon as I saw it lol. Still, this did all work out very nicely.

Quote from: DSL on 05 Dec 2013, 03:55

DORA: "That little modesty word balloon is cold. Call Mieville in here."
TAI: "If not Mieville, how about MY ... "

... can't quite make myself go there.

You know what that makes you, right?

Do I dare say it?

Nope.

pussy

~~RightInTheSquishyParts~~ · « **Reply #30 on:** 05 Dec 2013, 08:06 »

TAI: Hee hee so you like it when I ram it in?
DORA: Proper lubrication... meep.

DrBear · « **Reply #31 on:** 05 Dec 2013, 17:40 »

TAI: I was going to get rid of my star tattoo, but after seeing the speech balloon tat on your boob, I think I'll keep it.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #32 on:** 05 Dec 2013, 18:16 »

Someone should invent fleshtone tattoo ink. Poor man's laser erasure!
Of course it'd have to be incredibly opaque and whatnot… how adjustable is needle depth?

Storel · « **Reply #33 on:** 05 Dec 2013, 22:19 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 05 Dec 2013, 18:16

Someone should invent fleshtone tattoo ink. Poor man's laser erasure!
Of course it'd have to be incredibly opaque and whatnot… how adjustable is needle depth?

Hmm, I'm surprised nobody has already invented that. I suppose they don't figure there would be much demand; since you're putting the tattoo onto somebody's flesh, they probably figure that any part that should be fleshtone can just be left uncolored...

PthariensFlame · « **Reply #34 on:** 05 Dec 2013, 22:32 »

It would also be an extremely expensive color to manufacture. It already is, when used as a fabric dye.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #35 on:** 06 Dec 2013, 00:47 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 04 Dec 2013, 17:52

Tai: "Come ooooon, you know you want to."
Dora: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang."

cesium133 · « **Reply #36 on:** 06 Dec 2013, 08:46 »

From random comic

Tai: I can't believe you fell for that.
Dora: Welp, that's it. I've had a good run. Time to go abandon my life and live on a barge.

Another random comic

Tai: I didn't, like, grab your butt or anything, did I?
Dora: Nah, I checked in the morning and the tamper-proof seal was still intact.

~~RightInTheSquishyParts~~ · « **Reply #37 on:** 06 Dec 2013, 10:21 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 06 Dec 2013, 08:46

From random comic

Tai: I can't believe you fell for that.
Dora: Welp, that's it. I've had a good run. Time to go abandon my life and live on a barge.

That's actually rather funny.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #38 on:** 06 Dec 2013, 13:58 »

Quote from: Storel on 05 Dec 2013, 22:19

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 05 Dec 2013, 18:16
Someone should invent fleshtone tattoo ink. Poor man's laser erasure!
Of course it'd have to be incredibly opaque and whatnot… how adjustable is needle depth?

Hmm, I'm surprised nobody has already invented that. I suppose they don't figure there would be much demand; since you're putting the tattoo onto somebody's flesh, they probably figure that any part that should be fleshtone can just be left uncolored...

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #39 on:** 06 Dec 2013, 19:13 »

Tai: "Honey, may I put a speech bubble on your other boob?"
Dora: "Don't put hot sauce on it this time."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #40 on:** 07 Dec 2013, 08:55 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 06 Dec 2013, 19:13

Tai: "Honey, may I put a speech bubble on your other boob?"
Dora: "Don't put hot sauce on it this time."

Alt-Dora: "Let it stay there. It's kinda sore. I love our little darling Gwendolyne, but her teeth are all business nowadays."

or

Tai: "Now that show was worth an A".
Dora: *pant, pant*
Dommevoice (off-screen): "Hmm. You're getting there. Add some AUTHORITY to it. B+... may be?"

jwhouk · « **Reply #41 on:** 07 Dec 2013, 09:53 »

...So mom is teaching classes at UMass now, instead of Stanford?

DSL · « **Reply #42 on:** 07 Dec 2013, 13:23 »

TAI: "It was nice of Marten to let us use his room."
DORA: "Now that I think of it, it was, wasn't it? Especially when he opened the door not expecting to find us."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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