<dimebag18> what are your taboos
<Zee> Holy shit
<Zee> You're alive
<dimebag18> ok
<dimebag18> your hot
<Zee> My hot what?
<dimebag18> your a sexy person
<Zee> I'm sorry, I must be in shock
<Zee> I mean, I *SAW* you get shot
<dimebag18> oh haha,
<dimebag18> very funny
<Zee> Was it like a publicity stunt or some shit
<Zee> 'Cause dude, it's been over like five years
<dimebag18> im not really fucking dimbag geez
<dimebag18> what are your taboos?
<Zee> WHAT
<Zee> You fucking LIAR
<Zee> Um, will you sign my tits anyways?
<dimebag18> ok your really starting to piss me off, I am not dimebag. I am only 20 and he was like in his 40's
<Zee> I thought he used like, really good facial creme to look young or something
<dimebag18> no
<Zee> Cowboys from hell gotta look good, too, you know
<Zee> What the hell do you know
<dimebag18> now seriously what are you into
<Zee> I liked Sepultura, too
<dimebag18> I mean what are your taboos
<Zee> Ohhhh
<Zee> Well...sometimes when no one is around I listen to Madonna
<Zee> But sshhhh! Don't tell anyone
<dimebag18> omg that is not a fucking taboo
<Zee> Pfft
<Zee> I hang around hipsters
<dimebag18> ok whatever your pissing me off
<Zee> Channel your rage into your guitar
<Zee> Make awesome metal
<Zee> You can do it Dimebag, I believe in you
<dimebag18> I AM NOT FUCKING DIMEBAG YOU STUPID SHEMALE
<Zee> AND I AM NOT A FUCKING SHEMALE
<Zee> I'm a lonely fucking rhino pretending to be human because no one understands me
<Zee> Do you realize how hard it is to type with my single goddamn horn!?!
<dimebag18> your a damn tranny
<Zee> Tranoceros!
<dimebag18> your pissing me off
<Zee> I'm sorry Dimebag
<Zee> Don't write about me in one of your songs
<Zee> That would make me sad
<Zee>
<dimebag18> I am not Dimebag you fucking moron
<Zee> But your screenname says "dimebag"
<dimebag18> yeah because I am a fan of his you stupid ass
<Zee> Are you sure you aren't him
<Zee> Like, zombie Dimebag
<dimebag18> yes damnit
<Zee> Only instead of brains he wants pussy but can't get any
<Zee> So he comes on babble?
<Zee> I mean, girls don't like rotting dick, I understand if that's the case
<dimebag18> for the last fucking time I AM NOT DIMEBAG STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Zee> I know you're not Dimebag Stupid, you're Dimebag Darrell
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<dimebag18> NO IM NOT DAMNIT
<Zee> Will you be my friend? I don't know anyone in the music industry
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<Zee> :3
<Zee> D:
<Zee> Noooooooo
<dimebag18> I AM NOT DIMEBAG DARRELL GODDAMN IT YOU FUCKING STUPID MOR0N
<Zee> You hit your head, didn't you
<dimebag18> ok I am about to fucking ignore your ugly ass your getting on my mutha fucking nerves
<Zee> You're not the Dimebag we all know and love
<Zee> He would never treat me this way
<dimebag18> its cause I am not dimebag idiot
<Zee> But your name says 'dimebag'...
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<Zee> We can still be friends Dimebag
<Zee> I'll always be your fan
<dimebag18> my name is Chris, not dimebag, I only have the screen name as dimebag because I loved his music
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<dimebag18> I am not adding you as a friend
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<Zee> But I love you
<Zee> Can you show me how to play Walk?
<dimebag18> for the last fucking time you stupid fucking girl I am not dimebag, he sadly died in 2004 so shut the fuck up
<Zee> I'm...
<Zee> I don't get it.
<Zee> Rhinos have small brains, you have to go easy on me
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