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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #50 on: 04 Feb 2010, 15:55 »

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« Reply #51 on: 04 Feb 2010, 22:23 »

Just a girl in her daily alone time with the false tache

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #52 on: 04 Feb 2010, 23:29 »

Guys I'm mad I got some of my stuff in the mail the other day and my camera was in there but I discovered that I left my CF card in the slot in my computer
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« Reply #53 on: 04 Feb 2010, 23:46 »

Brittany got tha crazy eyes

I mean like permanently

I don't know why this is! It's true! If there is a picture of me it is either crazy eyes or stoned looking eyes. I can't quite figure it out because I don't think I do that in real life. ....except this one time this homeless guy got creeped out by me when he was trying to get me to give him money. I turned around and he was like "WHOA you got them..... crazy eagle eyes!"
Also in all my pictures, you can tell exactly how drunk I am by how pink I am.

see? only one crazy eye due to drunken squinting at Liz, who took this picture.

Also a story about the G&T in Liz's hand, that G&T was left on the table when we got there. After that picture, the girl in the middle drank it, assuming it was mine since I love G&Ts. Upon realizing it was A Stranger's Drink, she continued drinking it. This is why I always end up being the Mom of the group.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #54 on: 05 Feb 2010, 04:02 »



CAPYBARATY HARD!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #55 on: 05 Feb 2010, 05:42 »

That is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #56 on: 05 Feb 2010, 05:43 »

I went to Europe!

I am eating gelato in Florence. Nevermind that it was stupidly cold, this was lunch for the day.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #57 on: 05 Feb 2010, 06:32 »

I like the idea of turning yourself into a capybara.

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« Reply #58 on: 05 Feb 2010, 07:32 »

Werepybara.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #59 on: 05 Feb 2010, 11:23 »

Guys I did that a long time ago already



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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #60 on: 05 Feb 2010, 15:18 »

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #61 on: 05 Feb 2010, 15:32 »


Way to be insensitive, JERK.
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« Reply #62 on: 05 Feb 2010, 15:50 »

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #63 on: 05 Feb 2010, 23:49 »

Man I really hated seeing that part of Dark Knight just because he was able to speak so perfectly with only half a mouth. Also, he didn't slobber out of that side of his mouth, which I thought made no goddamn sense at all.

Also I am pretty sure he would be dead.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #64 on: 05 Feb 2010, 23:57 »

Also what kind of guy reacts to seeing his parents killed by becoming a bat
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #65 on: 06 Feb 2010, 00:05 »

Plus it was a movie based on a comic book, where in the same universe there is a guy from another planet who can fly around and is super strong.


How dare it not be realistic!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #66 on: 06 Feb 2010, 00:31 »

Patrick his salivary glands on that side of his face are probably gone.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Parotid_gland_en.png
Also David yes Batman IS batshit insane. instantrimshot.com
Also Eris yes. How dare fiction not be adherent to the laws of physics and science and such.

EDIT: How he still has that eye confuses me more than his lack of slobber.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #67 on: 06 Feb 2010, 00:38 »

It isn't the fact that he's an alien, it's because the sun is a different color on his planet.

Also, originally, superman couldn't fly, he could only jump super high/far(with super speed), which is why in all the older introductions were about him being able to leap tall buildings. Why would it matter if he could leap tall buildings if he could fly?

Anyway, I think everyone can agree that it's all retarded.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #68 on: 06 Feb 2010, 00:59 »

Upon reflection, I regret letting this thread mature to 200 pages.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #69 on: 06 Feb 2010, 01:21 »

Photo Thread: Like a bottle of milk you got in June 29, 2008 and left next to the radiator since.
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« Reply #70 on: 06 Feb 2010, 03:05 »

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #71 on: 06 Feb 2010, 06:26 »

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« Reply #72 on: 06 Feb 2010, 10:58 »

Batman is an awful comic character in the first place.

That's harsh, he has been pivotal to some of the best DC Comics series.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #73 on: 06 Feb 2010, 15:11 »

A couple pictures from my NYE:


I believe I was doing The Robot:
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #74 on: 06 Feb 2010, 15:45 »

In the end though, who gives a shit. It's fucking Batman. Batman is an awful comic character in the first place.

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« Reply #75 on: 06 Feb 2010, 16:27 »


Jens, i remember your major complaint about "The Mummy Vs Jet Li" was the pivotal battle scene where dead people are summoned from underneath the great wall of china and "everyone knows the chinese did not bury people under the Wall"
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« Reply #77 on: 07 Feb 2010, 00:11 »

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #78 on: 07 Feb 2010, 02:03 »

Batman has his parents killed in front of him, and therefore he fights criminals whilst dressed as a bat. That makes no goddamn sense at all! He's a human being, shouldn't his reaction be vaguely human?

This is actually a thing that makes him one of the more human superheroes. His creation story and lack of super powers (for the most part) is what sets him aside and makes him an enduring icon. Of course, it depends who is writing him at any one time but that's true of practically every superhero. All the criticisms you make of him as a character could be levelled at virtually any other comic book superhero figure and in my opinion more deservedly.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #79 on: 07 Feb 2010, 05:19 »

Bruce Wayne was super afraid of bats, so he conquered his fear and uses it against criminals, wasn't it? Bats come swiftly under cover of darkness and can be kind of scary. I don't think it's much crazier than spider-man wearing a spider suit and making himself webslingers.
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« Reply #80 on: 07 Feb 2010, 05:57 »

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« Reply #81 on: 07 Feb 2010, 06:59 »

Jens, i remember your major complaint about "The Mummy Vs Jet Li" was the pivotal battle scene where dead people are summoned from underneath the great wall of china and "everyone knows the chinese did not bury people under the Wall"
No man, that was The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, and I never even saw that film, just the trailer.

and they didn't.

actually they did. well not under the wall so much as in it. A hell of a lot of people were needed to build the wall, and they were pretty poor conditions, if they happened to die, they were buried under or in the wall.

That being said I had a fairly similar issue with that movie, mostly because it was talking about how they burried their enemies under the wall which is just wrong.
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« Reply #82 on: 07 Feb 2010, 07:34 »

This is what I did on Saturday lunchtime.
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« Reply #83 on: 07 Feb 2010, 10:49 »

Wait, which one was you? At first I thought you were the girl with the pretty black floaty dress, then I thought maybe in jeans with a black top?
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« Reply #84 on: 07 Feb 2010, 12:01 »

Huh. I am trying to find a reliable source of sorts to prove or disprove, but I can't really find anything supporting either claim. The closest I've gotten is this, but it doesn't really seem reliable. Where did you read about it?

(I honestly can't remember where I read the theory I've posted either, so it's all up in the air now)

I actually heard about them using worker's bodies as filler in the great wall on a thing about the great wall on the history channel. Also in my world history class in a chapter about china. It was in whatever book we used in my 10th grade world history class.
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« Reply #85 on: 07 Feb 2010, 13:06 »

It was in whatever book we used in my 10th grade world history class.

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« Reply #86 on: 07 Feb 2010, 13:45 »

also look what I found in my old photobucket.

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« Reply #87 on: 07 Feb 2010, 17:21 »


some lady took my picture last Friday night (1/29) @ Slim's Downtonw in Raleigh N2theC.
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« Reply #88 on: 07 Feb 2010, 18:00 »

I'm the one in the jeans with the black top, slightly behind everyone else because I am slightly concussed.



The caption in the Facebook album I got it from is "Edwin after May slapped him". Edwin is the one who does not look happy about this.
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« Reply #89 on: 07 Feb 2010, 18:08 »

You on the other hand look quite pleased with yourself.

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« Reply #90 on: 08 Feb 2010, 00:52 »

also look what I found in my old photobucket.

Is that... the Pick of Destiny!

Jens still wins though, given that he had the actual replica, whilst I had the "playable" pick of destiny.
I actually used those things for serious when they were still available. The shape suited my playing style back then pretty well.
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« Reply #91 on: 08 Feb 2010, 15:20 »

so, for my birthday, the theme was "embarassing fancy dress," which of course, for myself and a couple of mates, soon became "drag."  i was originally going as amy winehouse (hence the "i luv skag" and "rehab" sharpie tattoos), but when my mate tried to do my hair, she had to settle for a bun rather than a beehive as i apparently don't have enough hair...  so i was, according to various people who i bumped into (and forced to motorboat my giant fake breasts) that night anything from "amy swinehouse" to "sexy(ish) secretary" to "german housewife."













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« Reply #92 on: 08 Feb 2010, 16:00 »

Actually, you look more ladylike than half the chicks out and about in my hometown.

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« Reply #93 on: 08 Feb 2010, 16:18 »

Yeah, you're eerily ladylike in those pictures.
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« Reply #94 on: 08 Feb 2010, 16:24 »

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« Reply #95 on: 08 Feb 2010, 17:28 »

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« Reply #96 on: 08 Feb 2010, 17:42 »

Oh god for a second I thought you were hideously sunburnt.
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« Reply #97 on: 08 Feb 2010, 17:44 »

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« Reply #98 on: 09 Feb 2010, 02:50 »

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« Reply #99 on: 09 Feb 2010, 04:31 »

Allison god damn it stop being so adorable all the fucking time

Oh hey guys here is my hair



The shitty thing? Totally washed my hair like 8 hours ago, and it still looks filthy.
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