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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #200 on: 15 Mar 2009, 03:39 »

Well how the hell is anybody supposed to post a photo after that, James?!
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« Reply #201 on: 15 Mar 2009, 05:00 »



Also, remember back in high school when you were reading maths and science and history and crap? I get to dress up to look like a fucking idiot. I can go to college, because I get good grades in being the king of Sicily.

I love this.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #202 on: 15 Mar 2009, 05:29 »

You look rather fabulous.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #203 on: 15 Mar 2009, 08:29 »

Guys someone just tagged me in a picture on Facebook (I am not the one wearing short shorts)



I need a copy of this newspaper pretty bad

(This actually happened to a friend of mine a few years ago except he got put on the front page of the Philadelphia Metro, so everyone saw it, whereas since I am only on the front page of some LBI paper I didn't find out about it for almost a year)
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« Reply #204 on: 15 Mar 2009, 08:37 »

That is still pretty rad though
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« Reply #205 on: 15 Mar 2009, 10:33 »

It looks like you are eating a cookie and laughing at something you read in the paper while more or less tying the other guy for first place.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #206 on: 15 Mar 2009, 19:14 »

The picture is actually being taken at the starting line.

I did come in first place two years ago though.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #207 on: 16 Mar 2009, 07:14 »

I haven't posted in a while because I was off finding THIS:

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« Reply #208 on: 16 Mar 2009, 07:30 »

It might just be because of the face you are pulling in that picture but you kind of look like RStevens there
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #209 on: 16 Mar 2009, 08:44 »

I am generally not inclined to participate in these sort of shenanigans anymore, but since this picture is published elsewhere on the web.


I had just set a new PR and a new 3 rep max squat.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #210 on: 16 Mar 2009, 08:52 »

Goddamn, Dan. That shit's bigger than you are.

I am glad you did not try to bench press me during Bostoncon.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #211 on: 16 Mar 2009, 10:59 »

Just a bit more than twice my weight, actually, but don't worry Shane, I haven't done a bench press in over a year, and I can't even overhead press my own weight yet.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #212 on: 16 Mar 2009, 11:16 »


all my best duds come from Goodwill...
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #213 on: 16 Mar 2009, 11:25 »

yet.

You have something to look forward to, Shane.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #214 on: 16 Mar 2009, 11:27 »

I am not pissing him off if we go golfing, ever.

I mean fuck, you want a gimme from 20 feet? Sure.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #215 on: 16 Mar 2009, 11:57 »

I'm inspired to become the John McEnroe of golf.
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« Reply #216 on: 16 Mar 2009, 13:28 »

*snip mawfuggin' sicily snip*

Also, remember back in high school when you were reading maths and science and history and crap? I get to dress up to look like a fucking idiot. I can go to college, because I get good grades in being the king of Sicily.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #217 on: 16 Mar 2009, 14:35 »

 I don't see how nobody ever seems to mention how awesome Doombilly's pictures are. He is like the Buddy Holly of these forums.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #218 on: 16 Mar 2009, 14:52 »

I am generally not inclined to participate in these sort of shenanigans anymore, but since this picture is published elsewhere on the web.

I had just set a new PR and a new 3 rep max squat.

wow.

btw, are you using rubber plates?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #219 on: 16 Mar 2009, 15:08 »

Buddy Holly never played a Parker Nitefly. I think that's your problem.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #220 on: 16 Mar 2009, 15:37 »

btw, are you using rubber plates?

Yep, they're known as bumper plates.  They can be dropped without risking damage to the plate or the lifting platform.  They're generally used in olympic lifting (since that involves putting weight over your head) and I've grown fond of them for powerlifting too, since occasionally you'll miss a lift and have to ditch the weight.

The thick ones there are 45 lbs plates, and the little one is 10.  There is also a 10lbs iron plate on the very end.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #221 on: 16 Mar 2009, 16:54 »

I'm counting 355 lbs? jesus christ... you are twice the man that i am.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #222 on: 16 Mar 2009, 17:00 »



C'MON EVERYBODY

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #223 on: 16 Mar 2009, 18:41 »

I'm counting 355 lbs? jesus christ... you are twice the man that i am.

Right on the first count.  Wrong on the second count.   It's taken me about two years to get to the the point where I can lift that, and I'm pretty sure that with dedication, good habits, and good nutrition, most people can.

Besides, if you want to see something silly, just watch me try to overhead squat or snatch more than 95 lbs.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #224 on: 16 Mar 2009, 19:34 »

[lies]
See. You guys have it all wrong. He's just making an angry face and standing underneath a weight. It's the two guys on the side. They are doing the work. They are just so strong that they don't have to make an angry face to lift something. You guys have it all wrong.

That is all.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #225 on: 16 Mar 2009, 20:17 »

Zach stop that.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #226 on: 16 Mar 2009, 20:59 »

This is my cat

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #227 on: 16 Mar 2009, 21:10 »

That is not a picture of you at all, John.

This is a picture of me.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #228 on: 16 Mar 2009, 23:31 »

You ain't the boss of me lunchy


Behold the messy kitchen of the housesitter.


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« Reply #229 on: 16 Mar 2009, 23:59 »

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #230 on: 17 Mar 2009, 00:10 »

The late EC Star. The red shirt w/ black armband were the only shirts they still had in my size. Got em for like $7 too.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #231 on: 17 Mar 2009, 00:17 »

That is not a picture of you at all, John.

This is a picture of me. *hair*
I can do this.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #232 on: 17 Mar 2009, 05:53 »

He is like the Buddy Holly of these forums.
Ballard, Buddy Holly WOULD have- if he fell through a time-space whatzit and met Ken Parker.

Also, when old guys rock out, it looks somewhat like this:
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #233 on: 17 Mar 2009, 08:20 »

Just a bit more than twice my weight, actually, but don't worry Shane, I haven't done a bench press in over a year, and I can't even overhead press my own weight yet.

That's you standing against the wall ni the background, right?  :laugh:

How tall are you, btw, if you don't mind my asking. Does height make any difference in the testicle snatch you're doing? I never really worked out for weight--always did endurance training--you only really ever need so much power as a soldier, but the ability to carry 75 pounds for a thousand miles is a great thing.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #234 on: 17 Mar 2009, 08:39 »

5'4" 175lbs.  I don't know if height makes a different or not.  I think it might, in that I have a shorter distance I have to move the load than someone who is taller than me. I'm no expert though.  I actually stopped training exclusively for strength about six months ago because my endurance tanked and while I like the strength training, I'd much rather be able to carry a large pack for miles on end.

I started doing something called crossfit, which, as a soldier, you'd probably enjoy.
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« Reply #235 on: 17 Mar 2009, 08:59 »

Shorter=advantage for lifiting a large weight.  Less distance to move the weight, and longer limbs can also act as a sort of lever against the muscle (think of someone with short forearms vs. long forearms curling a weight).  However taller people can get more power in sports activities like throwing a baseball or swinging a tennis racket so it all balances out anyway.

Also:  props for the Social D lyrics
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« Reply #236 on: 19 Mar 2009, 03:48 »

 My friend Thomas and I, filthy and sweaty on a camping trip.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #237 on: 19 Mar 2009, 04:18 »

5'4" 175lbs.  I don't know if height makes a different or not.  I think it might, in that I have a shorter distance I have to move the load than someone who is taller than me.

As far as leverage goes, a shorter person does have an advantage, and therefore usually have a high strength-to-weight ratio than a bigger lifter. There is a formula used to determine how much a person would have lifted if they were participating in a higher weight class (this is known as the Sinclair total), and the highest ranked is usually within the 69 kg class (which is, typically, around 5'8"/5'9"). However, a larger person will typically have a larger muscle mass and will be therefore be able to lift a much higher weight (even if it is less compared to their body mass).

This is all olympic weightlifting though, but I'm assuming it still applies to powerlifting - it's not really relevant anyway, because a 355 lb squat is good under any weight class. What type of squat was it?

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« Reply #238 on: 19 Mar 2009, 13:09 »

One-up attempt:



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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #239 on: 19 Mar 2009, 13:47 »

You are making a Woody Allen face in that photo:


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« Reply #240 on: 19 Mar 2009, 14:58 »

Hello, forum full of dauntingly attractive people!



This is the me. I'm still going through back all the many many pages of this thread... yeesh!
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« Reply #241 on: 19 Mar 2009, 16:01 »

 Don't worry, none of us are real people anyway.
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« Reply #242 on: 19 Mar 2009, 16:07 »



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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #243 on: 19 Mar 2009, 17:44 »

No way. Bandanas and Ramones t-shirts on teenagers is troo punx.
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« Reply #244 on: 19 Mar 2009, 17:55 »

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« Reply #245 on: 19 Mar 2009, 20:15 »

This is all olympic weightlifting though, but I'm assuming it still applies to powerlifting - it's not really relevant anyway, because a 355 lb squat is good under any weight class. What type of squat was it?

Low bar back squat to below parallel.  I tend to squat fairly low, but it's not quite ATG at that weight.
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« Reply #246 on: 19 Mar 2009, 20:42 »

I am not troo punx

I am in a band though!

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« Reply #247 on: 20 Mar 2009, 00:32 »

I have curls! (it took me two hours to make them, and then they died when I went to bed)

Observe.



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« Reply #248 on: 20 Mar 2009, 07:26 »

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« Reply #249 on: 20 Mar 2009, 08:40 »

The curls are cute! Fake ones are always so much neater and less frizzy than real ones:(
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