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ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« on: 29 Jan 2014, 09:52 »
PUMP your CLAM RAM to HERCULEAN GIRTH
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #1 on: 29 Jan 2014, 09:52 »
M@ke your LIVING DILDO grow and grow and grow and grow!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #2 on: 29 Jan 2014, 09:53 »
Women, Men, Police and the Pope HATE this one weird trick to penile enhancement
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #3 on: 29 Jan 2014, 09:54 »
HugeDickSensei is waiting to accept your LinkedIn friend request!
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #4 on: 29 Jan 2014, 09:54 »
ONE SINGLE PILL WILL HAVE YOU CARTING YOUR COCK AROUND IN A WHEELBARROW
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #5 on: 29 Jan 2014, 09:55 »
"I can't believe how huge my dick got after I snorted this brown powder!" -Ron Jeromy
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #6 on: 29 Jan 2014, 09:55 »
YOUR COCK WILL NEED LANDING GEAR
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #7 on: 29 Jan 2014, 09:57 »
YOUR WOMAN IS SEEKING OUT FARM ANIMALS OUT OF DISSATISFACTION FROM YOUR IMPOTENT EXCUSE FOR A GREASE WEASEL! IMPROVE YOUR TROUSER SNAKE NOW!
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #8 on: 29 Jan 2014, 12:28 »
^^^ Avatar/post synchronicity...
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #9 on: 29 Jan 2014, 12:31 »
QUANTUM PHYSICISTS HAVE JUST MADE THE FIRST REPORTED MEASUREMENTS OF YOUR DICK. MAKE YOUR COCK MACROSCOPIC!
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #10 on: 29 Jan 2014, 12:33 »
NUTRITIONISTS HATE HIM! ONE EASY TRICK FOR A BIGGER PACKAGE!
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #11 on: 29 Jan 2014, 12:34 »
BIRDS FLOCK TO OBTAIN LOGGING PERMITS IS BECAUSE ALL THE BIG VEINY REDWOODS WE ARE SELLING YOU PILLS FOR.
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #12 on: 29 Jan 2014, 12:55 »
MY COCK IS CONSIDERED A LETHAL WEAPON IN FOURTY COUNTRIES! FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN GET A BATTLE SCHLONG LIKE ME NOW!
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #13 on: 29 Jan 2014, 12:57 »
HELLO THERE SHIT FOR BRAINS! TAKE YOUR DICK SKINNERS OF THAT PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A PENIS AND START TAKING COCKPILLZ! COCKPILLZ WILL MAKE YOUR TINY DICK A SCHLONGZILLA!
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #14 on: 29 Jan 2014, 12:57 »
MAKE YOUR COCK SO MASSIVE NO WOMAN CAN ESCAPE ITS GRAVITATIONAL PULL (UNLESS STEPHEN HAWKING IS RIGHT AND SHE COMES OUT HORRIBLY MANGLED)
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #15 on: 29 Jan 2014, 13:30 »
WOW VERY PILLS SUCH COCK MUCH EXCITING SO ORGASM WOW BUY HELLO DOGE TODGER CREAM TODAY WOW
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Re: ITT we make fake dick pill email subject lines
« Reply #16 on: 29 Jan 2014, 15:03 »
I see loads of these every day in the spam filters I look after.  The last offering is the only one that is actually clearly distinguishable from the real (and awful) thing, so I think it should end the show.
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