Topic: Mafia Game Thread: Now Ends the Age of Man (Read 21089 times)

Thrillho · « **Reply #50 on:** 30 Jan 2014, 15:38 »

WOW YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL DO YA SUGARNIPS

Schmee · « **Reply #51 on:** 30 Jan 2014, 16:48 »

*walks in*
"Hi everyone, did you-
*spots YB*
YOU AGAIN?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #52 on:** 30 Jan 2014, 22:15 »

Broseph is thinking that he picked a bad time to come back to Northampton, but then he realized that the resistance needed him, perhaps more than ever now. He couldn't believe Sven was dead. He reached over and closed Sven's eyes, uttering his usual prayer.

"Bros, bros, bros."

He said nothing else, as there was nothing else to say. He got up and looked at everyone around, not sure who to trust anymore.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #53 on:** 30 Jan 2014, 23:13 »

"What are we gonna do about this?"

Thrillho · « **Reply #54 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 01:30 »

Quote from: Schmee001 on 30 Jan 2014, 16:48

*walks in*
"Hi everyone, did you-
*spots YB*
YOU AGAIN?

LARGER THAN LIFE AND TWICE AS FUCKING UGLY CHUMP CHANGE

Schmee · « **Reply #55 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 01:58 »

I haven't forgotten what you did that day. THEY WERE INNOCENT ANIMALS.

Thrillho · « **Reply #56 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 03:02 »

I'M INNOCENT AND A GODDAMN ANIMAL

OR A BIRD OR SOME SHIT

I DON'T KNOW SCIENCE

POINT IS GIVE ME SYMPATHY

PUT SOMETHING IN MY ASS

Lines · « **Reply #57 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 03:32 »

Natasha smacks the bird with her drumstick.

SHUT UP ALREADY!

Thrillho · « **Reply #58 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 03:46 »

FUNNY HOW YOU'RE SHOWING A CAPACITY FOR VIOLENCE GIVEN THE FUCKING NIGHTMARISH MURDER THAT JUST OCCURRED HUH

ChaoSera · « **Reply #59 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 04:27 »

Wil wakes up to find his face on the counter of the bar. Apparently he had fallen asleep at work, not that it mattered much when nobody was there to order.
Feeling the need for Coffee he locks the bar and starts on his way to Coffee of Doom.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #60 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 14:13 »

*DING DING DING DING DING DING*

Another drive by, this time the thrown object skittering and scraping across the ground before sliding to a halt.

It's a note! ...stabbed with a knife to a toaster. The toaster's face is an X_X.

The note reads, in very uneven writing "I THINK IT WAS THE CAT"

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #61 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 14:14 »

(Vote for Mievelle )

cesium133 · « **Reply #62 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 17:50 »

So, uh, is anyone else gonna throw in an accusation?

Thrillho · « **Reply #63 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 18:00 »

IT SEEMS HIGHLY UNLIKELY THAT I'M GOING TO NOT WANT TO GET THE CAT OUT OF THE WAY FIRST

SERIOUSLY I'M A FUCKING BIRD

ALSO I DON'T WANT FELINE AIDS AND I AM BANGING EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU BEFORE THIS IS DONE CAT OR NOT

riccostar · « **Reply #64 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 19:13 »

Noting that our only way to fight back is through quasi-blind lynchings, the Dr. also

votes Mievelle.

riccostar · « **Reply #65 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 19:14 »

Ooc:

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cesium133 · « **Reply #66 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 19:26 »

The people surrounded the poor little kitty, as they decided he needed to be put to sleep. "Mow?", Mieville uttered as he slipped through the ring of people (and bird) and ran away from them. "GET THAT FUCKING PUSSY!" yelled the Bird as the group gave chase. They caught the cat and tore him limb from limb, before realizing that Mieville was just an ordinary, innocent kitty-cat, whose worst murder was of a squirrel, not a human.

It is now Night 1

Method of Madness · « **Reply #67 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 19:31 »

OoC: "Villagers?" Really?

cesium133 · « **Reply #68 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 19:38 »

Er... residents?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #69 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 19:45 »

Disgusted by what he had seen and done, what the resistance had allowed itself to become, Broseph shouted out in disgust.

"Bros!"

But that would not do. He summoned all the strength he had, once everyone was looking at him.

"Are we a mindless mob, or are we THE RESISTANCE?"

Nobody said anything. Nobody seemed to be sure either way. Broseph wasn't, either. Not anymore.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #70 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 20:03 »

A chainsaw and cackling is heard in the distance. The shriek of metal ripping through metal! A lightpole falls.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #71 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 20:04 »

((I mean streetlight)

Lines · « **Reply #72 on:** 31 Jan 2014, 20:13 »

And I thought I was disgusting. You people make me sick.

Thrillho · « **Reply #73 on:** 01 Feb 2014, 01:45 »

Ooc: can I just observe that while I was going to vote for Mieville, I didn't actually vote...

Lines · « **Reply #74 on:** 01 Feb 2014, 08:24 »

Ooc: I didn't and wasn't going to vote for Mieville, so... *shrug*

Masterpiece · « **Reply #75 on:** 01 Feb 2014, 09:53 »

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Method of Madness · « **Reply #76 on:** 01 Feb 2014, 10:14 »

OoC: Forget it.

cesium133 · « **Reply #77 on:** 02 Feb 2014, 14:15 »

That night, someone stealthily approached Yelling Bird out of the shadows. Yelling Bird, however, was uncharacteristically silent. The killer, bent on sealing Yelling Bird's fate found that he was already too late. Yelling Bird had been stuffed into an empty liquor bottle, and the bottle was capped so tightly that no amount of fucking could free Yelling Bird.

In the morning, the survivors found the bottle that killed Yelling Bird, who, despite his eloquence, was merely an ordinary dickcissel.

It is now Day 2.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #78 on:** 02 Feb 2014, 14:23 »

Broseph wasn't sure what anyone would have to gain from YB's death. Then again, he doubted anyone was mourning, either.

Lines · « **Reply #79 on:** 02 Feb 2014, 15:13 »

Sorry, bird. Even dicks like you don't deserve to die this way.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #80 on:** 02 Feb 2014, 15:27 »

Dale looks emptily at the bottle down his feet.

"...what a way to go, bird. Jesus."

Masterpiece · « **Reply #81 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 03:50 »

<Post>
<author> The Dalinator </author>
<timestamp>1510156800000</timestamp>
<Title> Day 102 - Inaction is killing us. </Title>
<body>
We found another dead this morning. I don't know how the others don't see it, but we're systematically being exterminated here. By someone in our own ranks.

And we're doing nothing against this! We're just idly watching when someone suggests killing an innocent cat, for Jephzibahs sake! Which makes me wonder how much I can trust that biker chick. She's the one who first suggested we take care of the cat. I say she's trying to get us to kill each other.

I guess that means we have to kill her (Vote for Vespavenger).
</body></post>

Masterpiece · « **Reply #82 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 15:37 »

(OOC: Okay seriously what the hell, why is nobody posting.)

cesium133 · « **Reply #83 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 16:00 »

Yeah, it seems like a lot of the people in the game haven't been very active.

riccostar · « **Reply #84 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 17:05 »

So it would seem as though we have two murderers, both of which went after the poor yelling bird in the same bloody night. Interestingly, we only saw one death the first night, possibly telling us that one of the factions can only kill every other night.

As blind as we are as to who is killing us off, we still have the odds in our favour and the only way for it to stay that way is through taking action of our own. I somewhat agree with the previous assessment of Vespavenger, however, it may be that she was just trying to make sure we were taking action.

Nonetheless we need to be proactive. I hesitantly vote to
lynch Vespavenger.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #85 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 17:17 »

With a furious DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING outside, you see something of a surreal sight.

That crazed biker lady's got a length of pipe in both hands, and is surfing her sweet-ass two-wheeled peddler straight at the store!

"mmmmmmooooooOOOOTHERFUUUUUCKERRRRRRS!" she screams as she ramps through the glass!

(Vote for all y'all! Or at least that wolf in human skin Dr. Ellicott-Chatham.)

Lines · « **Reply #86 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 18:23 »

Quote from: Masterpiece on 03 Feb 2014, 15:37

(OOC: Okay seriously what the hell, why is nobody posting.)

OOC: Because life gets in the way like that?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #87 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 18:31 »

(OoC: Or because there's nothing really to say)

Lines · « **Reply #88 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 18:32 »

Hmm... Who would be cruel enough to stuff a bird into a bottle? I mean, Tits would, she hates that goddamned bird, but she's gone, so... Only someone cold. Possibly scientific?

I vote Dr. Ellicott-Chatham.

riccostar · « **Reply #89 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 19:28 »

What

I assure you that there is nothing cold about my work,
do you have any idea how murder affects a person's Fournier-Goldman happiness units?!

Schmee · « **Reply #90 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 19:38 »

I spent a semester studying them. One of the appendices in the textbook spoke about the unconfirmed "homicide algorithms". Possibly, in a fit of scientific exploration, you decided to test them out?
Vote for Dr. Ellicott-Chatham.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #91 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 20:17 »

She swings at a chair, shattering it!

(Change my vote to Natasha, this strikes me as the Robots taking advantage of my wild accusations.)

cesium133 · « **Reply #92 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 20:38 »

At midday, the vote for the grim title of next-to-be-killed stood at:

Dr. Ellicott-Chatham: 2
Vespavenger: 2
Natasha: 1

riccostar · « **Reply #93 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 21:05 »

Quote from: de_la_Nae on 03 Feb 2014, 20:17

She swings at a chair, shattering it!

(Change my vote to Natasha, this strikes me as the Robots taking advantage of my wild accusations.)

The doctor actually finds this logic to be quite solid. Good thinking woman of the two wheeled transportation!
changes vote to Natasha

ChaoSera · « **Reply #94 on:** 04 Feb 2014, 01:27 »

Wil had been quietly observing the crowd that had gathered. He always thought Natasha was suspicious. Maybe she never washed herself vecause her robot friends couldnt smell anyway?

Vote for Natasha.

Lines · « **Reply #95 on:** 04 Feb 2014, 03:38 »

You guys sure like killing innocents, don't you? Also Vespavenger, I did my own thinking, and now it seems clear you aren't who you say you are.

I change my vote to Vespavenger.

cesium133 · « **Reply #96 on:** 04 Feb 2014, 06:44 »

Current vote count (correct me if I'm wrong):

Natasha: 3
Vespavenger: 2
Dr. Ellicott-Chatham: 1

Masterpiece · « **Reply #97 on:** 04 Feb 2014, 08:02 »

Guys how are you not seeing this, it's Vespavenger who's making us kill each other!!

Lines · « **Reply #98 on:** 04 Feb 2014, 10:09 »

Seriously. What kind of avenger is she if she's only making "wild accusations". She's the one who wanted us to kill the cat. Why wouldn't it be past her to shove a bird into a bottle to kill it?

Masterpiece · « **Reply #99 on:** 04 Feb 2014, 15:44 »

"I don't support this. I don't support this at all. It's the biker chick."

Unable to witness another gruesome murder, Dale leaves Coffee of Doom.

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