Topic: QC Captions Vol. 153 (Read 6025 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 09 Feb 2014, 09:48 »

Welcome to a new week, Questionables! FIRST PANEL:

haha

Skewbrow · « **Reply #1 on:** 09 Feb 2014, 10:07 »

Mo: "After the latest update my database has 73214 protocols, but this situation is not covered by any of them."
Ma: "Cute Butt Zzzz Date"

cesium133 · « **Reply #2 on:** 09 Feb 2014, 10:16 »

Momo: Why was she looking at my butt when she said "Cute Butt"?
Marigold: Zzzzz... mmm... robots...

K1dmor · « **Reply #3 on:** 09 Feb 2014, 10:59 »

Momo: I guess she couldn't handle your new look.
Marigold: dAaaaAaanG...

Zebediah · « **Reply #4 on:** 09 Feb 2014, 11:03 »

Momo: "The label did not mention this as a possible side effect..."
Marigold: "Dale. On top. Clothes off. NOW."

Nuclear_Nipple_Tester · « **Reply #5 on:** 09 Feb 2014, 11:32 »

MOMO: "Marigold, that is not how you perform a blowjob. Shall I run the instructional video for you again?"
MARIGOLD: "DAMN IT"

DSL · « **Reply #6 on:** 09 Feb 2014, 11:48 »

MOMO: "Ah. Thank you, Thing."

Nuclear_Nipple_Tester · « **Reply #7 on:** 09 Feb 2014, 11:55 »

MOMO: "Uh, Marigold that is not how you perform a blow-job--
MARIGOLD: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place..."

(Star Trek 6 reference, in case you aren't an obsessive trek-fan)

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #8 on:** 09 Feb 2014, 12:17 »

Momo: This is why I told her never to play "Purple Pills (NSFW)" when taking medications.
Marigold: *mumbling gurgling sounds*

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #9 on:** 09 Feb 2014, 13:40 »

Momo: "Dale-san, you should not have spilled the water on her."
Marigold: "Help! I'm melting!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 Feb 2014, 17:50 »

Marigold: I f... I feel funny. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?
Momo: It's ok bud, it's just from the medicine
Marigold: Is this gonna be forever?
Dale: Noo (laughs). No, it won't be forever.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 Feb 2014, 20:31 »

Momo: I keep telling her to just read my database for date protocol, but she insists on those sketchy yaoi sites!
Marigold: I pre-roofied myself for you!

techkid · « **Reply #12 on:** 10 Feb 2014, 02:48 »

Momo: "While that dating tips book said 'to sweep her off her feet', they probably didn't mean to kick Marigold's legs out from under her."
Marbear: "I'm okay!"

DSL · « **Reply #13 on:** 10 Feb 2014, 18:46 »

MOMO: "Do you need a hand?"
MARIGOLD: "Nope! Got one right here!"

techkid · « **Reply #14 on:** 12 Feb 2014, 00:49 »

Momo: "'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor'?"
Marigold: "Nothing wrong with me!"

I just had Drowning Pool on my mind for a second...

Border Reiver · « **Reply #15 on:** 12 Feb 2014, 12:24 »

Mono: "Faye, you and Angus should really stop with the body shots. Dale's here for Marigold."

Faye: "Ah resemble that remark!"

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iduguphergrave · « **Reply #16 on:** 12 Feb 2014, 13:07 »

Hells yeah Drowning Pool. SECOND IMAGE:

(R.I.P. Dave Williams)

K1dmor · « **Reply #17 on:** 12 Feb 2014, 13:16 »

Again?.

Zebediah · « **Reply #18 on:** 12 Feb 2014, 14:35 »

Amir: "Nothing on tonight but reruns."
Marten: "But they're vintage black-and-white reruns!"
Hannelore: "The world must have been a dull place before my dad invented color."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #19 on:** 12 Feb 2014, 17:38 »

Sorry; I'm going through medication adjustments and I think it's making me more harebrained than usual. As penance, this is the replacement:

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #20 on:** 12 Feb 2014, 18:30 »

Pintsize: *in bad French accent* "I am ze locksmith of love, no?"
Faye: "God dammit! I just got those changed too. Also, get OUT! And leave the champagne."

Alt Faye: "Marten! Have you been messing with this little shit's region settings again?"

K1dmor · « **Reply #21 on:** 12 Feb 2014, 19:26 »

Pintsize: Come here darling, and enjoy the light of the candles--
Faye: So then i knock them out, get the apartment on fire and have to move out with a single indie guy again?! No, thank you!

-----

Pintsize: Come on babe, and let me show you why it's called a Hard Drive.
Faye: If you don't leave now, you're gonna need back-up.

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Faye: What. Are. You. Doing?!
Pintsize: It's Valentine's Day! The tradition says that we mustache our butts.

(tag fix ~Loki)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #22 on:** 12 Feb 2014, 21:24 »

Pintsize: "Like what I've done with the place?"
Pugnacious Peach: "Dammit, you got gradient steps all over my wall!"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #23 on:** 13 Feb 2014, 01:36 »

Pintsize: So I heard you like Tom Selleck.
Faye: You went into my browsing history you little fuck?

Zebediah · « **Reply #24 on:** 13 Feb 2014, 08:33 »

Pintsize: "But there never was any Angus. It was my mind uploaded to the latest-model android body the whole time!"
Faye: "MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE."

Storel · « **Reply #25 on:** 13 Feb 2014, 10:39 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 13 Feb 2014, 08:33

Pintsize: "But there never was any Angus. It was my mind uploaded to the latest-model android body the whole time!"
Faye: "MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE."

Ohhhhh myyyyyy...

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cesium133 · « **Reply #26 on:** 13 Feb 2014, 10:40 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 13 Feb 2014, 08:33

Pintsize: "But there never was any Angus. It was my mind uploaded to the latest-model android body the whole time!"
Faye: "MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE."

Faye: Then I've got a confession, too. That pink robot you flamed out with? That was my mind uploaded into robot form!

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 13 Feb 2014, 12:38 »

PINTSIZE: "My name is Pintsize MacToaster. You killed my father ... "
FAYE: "Prepare to FRY!"

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #28 on:** 13 Feb 2014, 14:52 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 13 Feb 2014, 08:33

Pintsize: "But there never was any Angus. It was my mind uploaded to the latest-model android body the whole time!"
Faye: "MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE."

Winner, right here.

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