Topic: QC Captions Vol. 154 (Read 5523 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 16 Feb 2014, 15:21 »

I decided I'm not done posting older panels. FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 16 Feb 2014, 15:25 »

Pintsize: I didn't even know I HAD a port there!
Marten: Where did Winslow find this thing, anyway?
Hannelore: Could I get that back... uh, I mean could I borrow it... and maybe a few more fireman pictures, too?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #2 on:** 16 Feb 2014, 16:16 »

Pintsize: "I still don't know why the new firmware only affected one arm…?"
Marten: "And I don't want to know why you wanted any tentacle arms."
Hanners: "He told me he wanted to learn to speak cephalopod."

DSL · « **Reply #3 on:** 16 Feb 2014, 20:34 »

PINTSIZE: "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"
MARTEN: "No."
HANNERS: "Oh, I get it, Marten! That's how your mother explained the difference between a masochist and a sadist!"

techkid · « **Reply #4 on:** 17 Feb 2014, 03:15 »

Pintsize: "4chan /b/ board... too strong... hentai, rising..."
Hannelore: "I... want to know, but at the same time, I don't think I want to know."
Marten: "You REALLY don't want to know."

Nuclear_Nipple_Tester · « **Reply #5 on:** 17 Feb 2014, 05:14 »

P: "...and that is why the Aquarium cancelled your lifetime membership."
M: "Dude, not FUNNY that whale and I were chill-bros!"
H: "Wait wait back up, where is the rest of the octopus again?"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #6 on:** 17 Feb 2014, 09:49 »

Pintsize: "But I really want to try it."

Marten: "Dude, cakebatter is bad enough, I am NOT cleaning rice out of your chassis."

Hannelore: "Phew, only sushi. I thought this was going to lead to that hentai I watched with Marigold last night."

K1dmor · « **Reply #7 on:** 17 Feb 2014, 09:53 »

Pintsize: Wow, i ...i can't believe i lost.
Marten: Well, you did. Now comes the punishment.
Hannelore: I'm not very excited about this either, but you knew the rules of "Shirt Tic-Tac-Toe".

Zebediah · « **Reply #8 on:** 17 Feb 2014, 12:46 »

Pintsize: "Look, my bowel movements are my own business, OK?"
Marten: "Wait... What?"
Hannelore: "I'm going back to my apartment and taking lots of medications so that I NEVER HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS AGAIN."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #9 on:** 18 Feb 2014, 00:13 »

Pintsize: Yeah.....Momo's "extra features" are real....
Marten: Wait, wasn't it supposed to be eels?
Hanners: Eels? Wait, whut?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #10 on:** 18 Feb 2014, 11:20 »

P: My experiment breeding watermelons with choochoobear turned out inconclusive.
M: Bad robot! No cake batter!
H: I don't know whether to throw up or to send you up to work for my dad.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #11 on:** 18 Feb 2014, 14:46 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 18 Feb 2014, 11:20

P: My experiment breeding watermelons with choochoobear turned out inconclusive.
M: Bad robot! No cake batter!
H: I don't know whether to throw up or to send you up to work for my dad.

P: On that note, I did invent a vomit powered transceiver with enough bandwidth to send an AI but there didn't seem to be a market…

questionablydiscontent · « **Reply #12 on:** 18 Feb 2014, 17:47 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 16 Feb 2014, 15:21

*plot twist*
PINTSIZE: What the... did I just step into a parallel universe where Marten and Hannelore have-?
MARTEN: Don't even go there, dude! And it's not mine; I only found it on the couch just now. Out of the three residents of this apartment, I'd say a certain AnthroPC is the obvious culprit...
HANNERS: Oh, did I leave that here? I've been sexually experimenting... on that present my dad gave me. I just felt bad that he seemed so purposeless, so I thought maybe getting him running would give some closure, you know?
MARTEN: Uh... Wait, what kind of closure are you talking about...?
HANNERS: NOT THAT KIND!

Thrudd · « **Reply #13 on:** 19 Feb 2014, 12:06 »

Pi: Is that green octopus or squid bits all over the floor. And why are the eyes glaring at me?
M: It's the main ingredient. We are making Takoyaki.
H: Sorry for the mess. I did not know that it would explode when summoned.
M: Yeah. Who knew.
P: Ftaaaaang

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #14 on:** 19 Feb 2014, 13:54 »

NEXT PANEL:

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #15 on:** 19 Feb 2014, 15:36 »

Dora: "It wants to be your special friend!"
Faye: "No! Not the hot sauce again!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #16 on:** 19 Feb 2014, 15:41 »

Dora: I wonder what happens if I press this button on Pizza Girl's chest!
Faye: No! That's the self-destruct button!

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 19 Feb 2014, 16:36 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 19 Feb 2014, 15:41

Dora: I wonder what happens if I press this button on Pizza Girl's chest!
Faye: No! That's the self-destruct button!

Game over.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #18 on:** 19 Feb 2014, 16:39 »

Dora: "Hurry up and pull my finger already!"
Faye: "No! Not again! You won't fool me this time!"
Penne-lope: THINKING "This is a coffee shop! I shouldn't need to have the CDC on speed dial!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #19 on:** 20 Feb 2014, 07:16 »

Dora: There is no escape— pay for the violence of your past.
Faye: She who controls the grind controls the coffee.
Penne-lope: (I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.)

Zebediah · « **Reply #20 on:** 20 Feb 2014, 13:54 »

Dora: "I read in that Indietits blog that the way to handle insubordinate employees was to shove your fingers up their..."
Faye: "NEVER TAKE MANAGEMENT ADVICE FROM YELLING BIRD!"

questionablydiscontent · « **Reply #21 on:** 20 Feb 2014, 18:29 »

DORA: You chose paper; now you must face the consequences!
FAYE: No running with scissors!

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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