Topic: QC Captions Vol. 159 (Read 6011 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 23 Mar 2014, 15:04 »

Evenin' folks. Here be the first image:

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cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 15:08 »

Marten: Dude, does this crowd of chicks have to be sloppily making out in public?
Steve: Woo!
Angus: Why is Faye with them?

celticgeek · « **Reply #2 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 15:38 »

Marten: It's yellow, Jimbo.
Steve: It's yellow, Jimbo.
Angus: It's yellow, Jimbo.

WAYF · « **Reply #3 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 15:39 »

Steve: Hey look! Jimbo's trying to hit on the pinball machine again!

Marten: Uh, hang on... Jimbo's still at the bar ordering his drink. I think that's Wil.

Angus: I guess working all those late nights gets pretty lonely after a while.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #4 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 16:33 »

Marten: "Oh god, don't look now but the 'bro' triplets are here…"
Angus: "Aw man!"
Steve: "Hey guys!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #5 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 18:44 »

Marten: "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into places a lot more heavily guarded than this before."
Steve: "AAAHHHRRRAAAAUUUUUNNNNGG!"
Angus: "I have a bad feeling about this."

HauntingPoem · « **Reply #6 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 21:47 »

Marten: What the Hell are they doing with those mugs
Angus: Ugh...
Steve: It's Yellow!

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #7 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 03:24 »

Marten: Boy, drug tests have gotten weirder and more formal I think.
Angus: Yeah, this doesn't feel like a lab.....
Steve: I'm clean, what about you guys?

Zebediah · « **Reply #8 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 07:23 »

Marten: "Aaaand now he's completely naked."
Angus: "Well, that's disturbing."
Steve: "WOOHOO! GO JIMBO GO!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #9 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 08:25 »

Angus: Butts.
Marten: Butts.
Steve. LOL!

--got nuthn

DSL · « **Reply #10 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 08:56 »

ANGUS: "Sir, the test results are back ..."
MARTEN: " ... and your horse is diabetic."
STEVE: " ... and pregnant!"

Storel · « **Reply #11 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 10:26 »

Quote from: DSL on 24 Mar 2014, 08:56

ANGUS: "Sir, the test results are back ..."
MARTEN: " ... and your horse is diabetic."
STEVE: " ... and pregnant!"

Hahaha! Test results on Jimbo's favorite beer, I suppose?

Thrudd · « **Reply #12 on:** 25 Mar 2014, 10:25 »

MARTEN: "Four Horse Ale?"
ANGUS: " Brewed in Elkhart, Indiana."
STEVE: "It's yellow."

Zebediah · « **Reply #13 on:** 25 Mar 2014, 11:26 »

Marten: "I wrote a song for you"
Steve: "And all the things you do"
Angus: "And it was all... yellow"

techkid · « **Reply #14 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 03:51 »

The one time a Coldplay reference is a good one. Nice, Zebediah

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #15 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 14:06 »

Ok, just this one time.

Anyway, NEXT IMAGE:

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #16 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 14:29 »

Hannelore: "So this is it, huh?"
Marigold: "A'yup, just as you ordered; one techno-organic nanovirus that will eliminate and supplant every bacterium on the planet…"

cesium133 · « **Reply #17 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 14:31 »

Marigold (after Hannelore, so excited about finally eradicating all bacteria on the planet, stops listening): "... including the ones in your body that make it possible for you to survive."

DSL · « **Reply #18 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 15:24 »

HANNERS: "Wintergreen, huh? And you're sure it's sugar-free?"
MARIGOLD: "Yep! And it totally won't turn your teeth black. Not that there's any reason for me to mention that, no ... "

jwhouk · « **Reply #19 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 18:35 »

...I think you're about four-five days away from that one, DSL.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #20 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 21:46 »

Hanners: So... this...., is Momo?
Marigold: Yeah, I don't need her any more either.
USB Stick: It's ok, really... not as many peripherals to worry about anymore. The eels are more ticklish in here though.

WAYF · « **Reply #21 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 03:31 »

Hanners: Why does this button make the USB extend a considerable number of inches? That doesn't change the amount of data it can hold, so why would they put that feature in?
Marigold: Oh, you'll see.

Zebediah · « **Reply #22 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 05:18 »

Hannelore: "128 gigabytes of... butts?"
Marigold: "Not just any old butts either. Angus' butt!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #23 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 06:47 »

Hanners: So the AI previously known as May is on here?
Marigold: This USB drive your dad lent me for field testing has improved memory cell properties by employing a structure called "P-BiCS." It solves the problem of the cell current degradation caused by an increase in the number of memory cell layers by improving the channel mobility of polysilicon TFT and it enhances the data retention properties by making improvements to the method of forming a SONOS film. Compared the BiCS with the other 3D NAND flash memories being developed by other companies, the BiCS is the most promising technology for Tbit-class storage devices in terms of the number of manufacturing processes, memory cell area, disturbance resistance and I have no idea what I just said but isn't it neat?

jwhouk · « **Reply #24 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 07:13 »

Quote from: Thrudd on 27 Mar 2014, 06:47

Hanners: So the AI previously known as May is on here?
Marigold: This USB drive your dad lent me for field testing has improved memory cell properties by employing a structure called "P-BiCS." It solves the problem of the cell current degradation caused by an increase in the number of memory cell layers by improving the channel mobility of polysilicon TFT and it enhances the data retention properties by making improvements to the method of forming a SONOS film. Compared the BiCS with the other 3D NAND flash memories being developed by other companies, the BiCS is the most promising technology for Tbit-class storage devices in terms of the number of manufacturing processes, memory cell area, disturbance resistance and I have no idea what I just said but isn't it neat?

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner.

DSL · « **Reply #25 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 14:50 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 26 Mar 2014, 18:35

...I think you're about four-five days away from that one, DSL.

I dunno wot dis minz.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #26 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 04:37 »

I think it has something to do with April Fools Day?

jwhouk · « **Reply #27 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 05:56 »

I'd tink you was right.

DSL · « **Reply #28 on:** 29 Mar 2014, 10:56 »

HANNERS: "Gigabytes?"
MARIGOLD: "Gigabutts!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #29 on:** 29 Mar 2014, 22:53 »

Aaaaaaaaaaand DSL sweeps in at the last minute for the WIN!

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