Gotta say I'm a wee bit confused. Why is Marten so totally freaked out?
Because of this.
That AND his mother showing up unexpectedly. With a mother like her, I'd be freaking out too. And climbing out my bedroom window.
So we know Marten is in store for utter humiliation and embarrassment for the rest of this week, and probably well into the next. I wouldn't even be surprised to hear that Ms Vance is not only moving to the East coast, but just rented the apartment right next door.
Marten loves his mother, but she tends to
embarass him all the time. Also, she is very active in trying to get him
hooked up with some girl. I guess this is common for most mothers, but VV might be a bit over the top.
The combination of his mother's unexpected presence,
Pintsize's prophecy, and the reality of Faye's
huge boobs covered in cake batter is probably too much for him. But if he really wants to change some shit, this could be good, because something is bound to happen.