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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #50 on: 27 Apr 2014, 15:02 »

You kidding me? I'm afraid of every closed door, and if Method's dead, that means I'm fucking afraid of every last one of you fuckers.

But then a cornered animal is something to fear in itself.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #51 on: 27 Apr 2014, 15:49 »

Do you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And therein lies the problem. None of you has anything left to fear anymore. You rest comfortably in seats of inscrutable power, hiding behind your false idol, far from judgment, lives shrouded in secrecy even from one another. But not from God.

yeah, the beast used to talk about how fear kept people in line as well.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #52 on: 27 Apr 2014, 18:57 »

Fear and God? Now you're just making me suspicious.

Vote Loki.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #53 on: 27 Apr 2014, 19:03 »

"I believe you have a cigarette to lend me."

*snuggles up to Loki*

"I'd need to have a dick for that, CUNT"

*Lights the cigarettes and relieves himself in front of everyone*

"aah, that had to be done. These cigarettes taste like crap.

I'LL STILL SMOKE UP ALL YOUR SMOKES"

Goddamn, I don't believe in anything except nicotine these days. Well, nicotine and the papers, but I guess now that's fucked.

But then a cornered animal is something to fear in itself.

So... ahem... just a thought... we have two people throwing hints that they're The Cat. Obviously they can't both be him...
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #54 on: 27 Apr 2014, 22:48 »

"Damn right, I'm the baddest cast in the city.

STILL WAITING ON MY CIGARETTES YOU DICKS"

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #55 on: 28 Apr 2014, 04:58 »

I'm glad Loki's post raised more eyebrows than just my own.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #56 on: 28 Apr 2014, 05:39 »

Vote Masterpiece.

I gave you a fucking cigarette.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #57 on: 28 Apr 2014, 06:41 »

So... ahem... just a thought... we have two people throwing hints that they're The Cat. Obviously they can't both be him...

We're all The Cat. At least a little bit... on the inside. One of us is just way more than the others. Those times you want to lick yourself inappropriately? That's the cat. Those times you feel like tripping someone down stairs and hope they die? That's the cat. Those times you want to cough up hairballs? That's the cat. Those times you want to throw your own feces at others? That's just you being a sick fuck.

Also, I don't think being a God freak makes a murderer. Just crazy. Despite my hesitance, cesium may be on to something... or he's just full of it.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #58 on: 28 Apr 2014, 07:36 »

I'm always full of it.

I'd embrace the spirit of The Cat by licking my asshole right now, but honestly my asshole tastes pretty bad.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #59 on: 28 Apr 2014, 09:17 »

"WELL GARETH OBVIOUSLY I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!

I have no reason to die, yet Gareth obviously wants me dead.

Obviously, I vote Gareth.

DIE MOTHERFUCKER"

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #60 on: 28 Apr 2014, 22:52 »

Vote to fuck Loki with switchblades.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #61 on: 29 Apr 2014, 05:05 »

Vote Loki
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #62 on: 29 Apr 2014, 05:19 »

I don't really trust any of you, but I think I trust Masterpiece the least, so...

Vote Masterpiece
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #63 on: 29 Apr 2014, 05:22 »

"Y'all can go fuck yourselves.

WITH A FRIGGIN FORK"

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #64 on: 29 Apr 2014, 07:26 »

I'm not gonna win this game if I cannot play it my way.


*sigh* It seems noone appreciates a good movie quote nowadays. So I am gonna continue this with gloves off now.

Vote ev4n.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #65 on: 29 Apr 2014, 10:38 »

Yeah... something's not right here.

I don't think really think Loki or Masterpiece are at fault here (yet), so let's try to (probably unsuccessfully) even the scales:

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #66 on: 29 Apr 2014, 13:33 »

(I just want to let you guys know that my computer did something wonky last night [the keyboard stopped working, and then it just wouldn't turn on].  It seems fine now, but if I disappear for a few days it's because my computer is on drugs and I had to take it in to get fixed).

24 hours(ish) left.  so far, the count is:

Loki - Linds, J, ev4n
Masterpiece - Gareth, cesium133, Game and Watch Forever
Gareth - Masterpiece
ev4n - Loki

Remember - if there's a tie, no one dies.  There's still time to change your vote, if you want (don't have to, of course).
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #67 on: 29 Apr 2014, 13:49 »

Wait, what? Hasn't it already been 48 hours or am I actually on drugs?   :psyduck: Ahhhhh...
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #68 on: 29 Apr 2014, 13:58 »

AHH, you're right!   :psyduck:  I'll post soon.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #69 on: 29 Apr 2014, 14:10 »

Accusations fly wildly throughout the day, and though Masterpiece and Loki are the main suspects, attempts to swing the vote one way or the other have failed.  Royce is dead, but no one has enough evidence to determine who might have done it, and everyone lives to see another night.  If ever there was a time to pray...
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #70 on: 29 Apr 2014, 14:34 »

"Loki I want it to be said that I could have gotten you killed by changing my vote, and that I chose not to do so. I appreciate you not doing the same.

Having said that WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN CIGARETTES?!"

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #71 on: 29 Apr 2014, 14:59 »

GO FUCKING BUY SOME ALREADY! Jeeze. Nobody likes a chronic cigarette bum.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #72 on: 29 Apr 2014, 16:22 »

Masterpiece, I've killed men over less. I've tried to have you killed over exactly this. But again, I could also have killed Loki by changing my vote to him from you.

But I didn't.

Because Loki buys his own. Fucking. Cigarettes.
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« Reply #73 on: 29 Apr 2014, 17:21 »

Masterpiece, I've killed men over less.
"Well there you have your murderer, pissheads."

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« Reply #74 on: 29 Apr 2014, 19:08 »

"Loki I want it to be said that I could have gotten you killed by changing my vote.

But again, I could also have killed Loki by changing my vote to him from you.

Can someone explain to me wtf he did to piss you all off?  :? I actively look for reasons to lynch him on principle and can't find any! Sadly, this seems to be a bizarro world where I actually think he's on to something.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #75 on: 29 Apr 2014, 19:27 »

Note: I'd question why the Masterpiece hate... but I think the streets can only hold so much pee... I can understand wanting to give them time to drain.  :meh:
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #76 on: 30 Apr 2014, 00:44 »

I have nothing against Loki, I was merely making a point to Masterpiece so he knows his place.
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« Reply #77 on: 30 Apr 2014, 06:15 »

Can someone explain to me wtf he did to piss you all off?  :? I actively look for reasons to lynch him on principle and can't find any!

For the first time ever, you and I are in total agreement.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #78 on: 30 Apr 2014, 07:36 »

"Well I'm certain I won't survive the night."

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #79 on: 30 Apr 2014, 07:38 »

I'd be surprised if any of us do.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #80 on: 30 Apr 2014, 08:17 »

Every night I'm convinced those fuckers are going to get me.

"Can't sleep; clowns'll eat me"
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #81 on: 30 Apr 2014, 19:30 »

You can't take a piss in The City without splashing on someone's dirty secret - most of the junkies, freaks, and brainless babies don't even bother to try to hide their hobbies, especially after dark.  That can make life difficult for an investigative journalist, but no one could ever accuse Yelena Rossini of being bad at her job.

She's found a credible lead - a woman who swears she saw The Beast try to fuck someone with a switchblade.  He wasn't successful, but she has photo evidence of the attempted murder.  Indeed, she's found the identity of The Beast.

Knowing her life is in jeopardy, especially with this new information, Rossini rushes to find a safe place to upload her findings.  The main feedsites are down, but surely there's someone who can work around them. 

But in the darkness and chaos of the streets, no one seems to notice when she's shot through the chest, or when a figure in dark clothing searches her body, stealing and destroying the evidence she'd found.

Game and Watch Forever, the investigator, is dead.

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #82 on: 30 Apr 2014, 19:36 »

Well that's just fucking great.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #83 on: 30 Apr 2014, 21:57 »

"Well, looks like I'm alive after all."

* rummages through Game and Watch's stuff *

"and would you look at that!"

* pulls out his cigarettes *

"Christmas came early!"

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #84 on: 01 May 2014, 00:01 »

Well thank Christ you're so fucking sympathetic.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #85 on: 01 May 2014, 05:27 »

Am I reading this right, or was all that just flavour text?  GaWF was the investigator, had found the beast, and voted Masterpiece?
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« Reply #86 on: 01 May 2014, 05:49 »

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #87 on: 01 May 2014, 08:38 »

If I die, I don't recommend you rummage through my stuff. Especially the box under the bed labeled "Totally not my porn stash".

So yeah, I still don't trust Masterpiece...

Vote Masterpiece
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #88 on: 01 May 2014, 10:42 »

Vote Masterpiece. Obviously.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #89 on: 01 May 2014, 10:48 »

Other thoughts on the game: Game and Watch Forever defended Loki yesterday. Most likely he investigated Loki the first night and he turned out to be innocent. Thus we may want to take a look at who voted to lynch Loki.
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #90 on: 01 May 2014, 12:13 »

"Yeah let's all vote Masterpiece. That'll make it easier for the rest of you to find the true Killer here."

* puffs the cigarette *

"OF COURSE THAT SHIT HEAD GARETH WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THAT I'M PLAYING TRICKS AND AM DOING THIS TO FOOL YOU, CAUSE YOU KNOW, DYING WILL BE SUCH AN EFFECTIVE METHOD OF FOOLING YOU, HELPS ME SO MUCH IN THE END"

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #91 on: 01 May 2014, 16:41 »

"Yeah let's all vote Masterpiece. That'll make it easier for the rest of you to find the true Killer here."

you do make a convincing argument there, so I'm with you. Vote Masterpiece.
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« Reply #92 on: 01 May 2014, 18:26 »

Agreed. Vote Masterpiece. I mean, cigarettes are cool and all, but rifling through the pockets of a dead guy for them is not. Only a killer would do that, I think.
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« Reply #93 on: 01 May 2014, 23:13 »

"YOU'RE ALL SUCH IDIOTS"

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« Reply #94 on: 02 May 2014, 05:16 »

Yeah.

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #95 on: 02 May 2014, 18:22 »

Masterpiece - cesium133, Gareth, Masterpiece, J, Linds, ev4n


The New Scum don't take kindly to the murder of their own - at least now.  Yeah, Mitchell Royce was kind of a bastard, but Yelena?  You don't fuck with Yelena and get away with it.

Unfortunately, today, they're all too angry (and possibly high) to notice that they're being played.

The Cat takes it in stride, though - she was bored of eating lizards anyway, and everyone she knows is way too fucking stingy with their cigarettes.  She's ready to shit on the other end of the great proverbial litter box.

But she doesn't go out without a hearty laugh as you great fucking dumbasses swarm and kill her.  She licks the last bit of lizard blood off her nose and thinks see you soon, dickheads!

Masterpiece is dead.  He was The Cat.

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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #96 on: 02 May 2014, 18:46 »

Shit. Gareth must've been the one that was lying. I'm bad at this.  :psyduck:
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« Reply #97 on: 02 May 2014, 19:15 »

Hmm. Maybe bandwagons are actually a bad thing sometimes.

Or at least when they're not profitable...
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Re: Mafia Game Thread - Transmetropolitan
« Reply #98 on: 04 May 2014, 04:25 »

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« Reply #99 on: 04 May 2014, 16:52 »

Fred Christ, half-alien love messiah, lounges in the headquarters of his Church of Christ, being 'tended' to by several of his Brides of Christ.  With the success of his cult, the devout loyalty of his followers, and the substantial bankroll of The Smiler, he feels happier than a pig in well-seasoned shit, and powerful - powerful enough to do anything he wants.

So powerful, in fact, that he's thinking of ditching his loose alliance with The Smiler.  Why should that dicksmear get all the credit for the hard work Fred has done staging riots at The Smiler's behest?

He knows enough secrets to bury both the candidates, and he thinks it's time to put them to good use.  He knows Spider isn't wrong about these guys, and with the election so close, he's no longer sure he wants either of them in actual power.  Fuck, if he helps bring them down, maybe he could be elected President!

But the candidates have ears everywhere, and his Brides may not be so devout, after all.  Fred finishes, and shoos his Brides away.  Then he falls into the deep, contented sleep of a raging megalomaniac, visions of the entire City licking his boots and groveling for his favor.

Not an hour later, one of his Brides sneaks back in, a dark cloak covering her usual habit.  He's grinning in his sleep just before she drives a long serrated knife into his chest, twists, then disappears back into the night.  He didn't even have time to call out.  At least he died happy.

Linds, the not-exactly-innocent (but definitely not mafia) Fred Christ, cult leader, is dead.

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