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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #200 on: 09 May 2014, 09:22 »

CEO Cat is not satisfied with your performance.

Looks more like stern old principal cat to me, dissatisfied with your talking in class.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #201 on: 09 May 2014, 09:23 »



Ok, but what happens when two trains are traveling in opposite directions or perpendicular to the other's direction?
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« Reply #202 on: 09 May 2014, 09:30 »

Those things are obviously impossible.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #203 on: 09 May 2014, 09:31 »

I know ladies occasionally store things in their bras and cleavage, but this is a little bit OTT  :psyduck:

Notice how she doesn't pull it from inside her top, but from between her breasts. It doesn't show up under them when pulling it out. Meter deep hole in her chest-cavity.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #204 on: 09 May 2014, 10:01 »

I just assumed it worked like the "pockets" of old cartoons like bugs bunny.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #205 on: 09 May 2014, 12:33 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #207 on: 09 May 2014, 15:59 »



I was thinking more along the lines of Meowjo Jojo.
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« Reply #208 on: 09 May 2014, 16:30 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #209 on: 09 May 2014, 17:57 »

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« Reply #210 on: 10 May 2014, 08:02 »


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #211 on: 10 May 2014, 08:29 »

Just a friendly reminder to call your mother.




Meanwhile slightly suspect dating advice from Taiwan:




This is why Emma Stone is awesome:




We already talked about that racist shit who threw a banana at a footballer, but here's pics with a bad ass quote



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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #212 on: 10 May 2014, 08:47 »

Re: the ketchup one, you all know my stance on ketchup. But apparently now I'm keeping a loving couple apart by refusing to use it. Damn it.

Re: the banana one - gotta love his reaction to the racist gesture. "Tasty energy? Why thank you, anonymous stranger!"
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« Reply #213 on: 10 May 2014, 15:34 »









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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #214 on: 11 May 2014, 17:06 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #216 on: 11 May 2014, 17:17 »



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« Reply #217 on: 11 May 2014, 17:19 »

I have nothing but love for that most random of animus.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #218 on: 11 May 2014, 18:16 »

Hmmm...maybe I should give this a try.

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« Reply #219 on: 11 May 2014, 18:55 »

"Can I buy you a book?" A paperback isn't considerably more than a drink at a bar, and lasts much longer.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #220 on: 12 May 2014, 00:06 »

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« Reply #221 on: 12 May 2014, 04:27 »


The man whom he shot was briefly the most confused soldier in the world.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #222 on: 12 May 2014, 05:08 »





Is it just me, or is there something wrong with his arm/hand? It's a completely different color.
It's still a pretty awesome picture :)
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #223 on: 12 May 2014, 05:13 »

Either it's make up or dude has an issue with dry skin. Thinking it's make up, Nathan Explosion (the character that guy's cosplaying) is very ashen of skin tone
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« Reply #224 on: 12 May 2014, 05:22 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #225 on: 12 May 2014, 05:24 »

"One of these things is not like the other..."
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #227 on: 12 May 2014, 09:35 »

Meanwhile near a USC Campus

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #229 on: 12 May 2014, 12:50 »

So... what I learned from that vid is.. don't go to live auctions because I have no clue what he's saying till the end...  :psyduck:



I know it's wrong.. but I found that too funny
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #233 on: 12 May 2014, 17:16 »



Macauley Culkin is on the shirt of Ryan Gosling in the picture on Macauley Culkin's shirt.
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« Reply #234 on: 12 May 2014, 23:39 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #235 on: 13 May 2014, 03:18 »

Re: the ketchup one, you all know my stance on ketchup. But apparently now I'm keeping a loving couple apart by refusing to use it. Damn it.

Nope, you're helping a loving couple to realize that they don't need to change in order to find love, and that ketchup is gross.
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« Reply #236 on: 13 May 2014, 03:28 »



What the morris-dancing fuck is going on here?
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« Reply #237 on: 13 May 2014, 04:11 »

Propaganda.
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« Reply #238 on: 13 May 2014, 04:15 »

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Re: the ketchup one, you all know my stance on ketchup. But apparently now I'm keeping a loving couple apart by refusing to use it. Damn it.

Nope, you're helping a loving couple to realize that they don't need to change in order to find love, and that ketchup is gross.
No, I also don't late tomatoes in tomato form, either, so I'd keep that tomato away from my potato. I'd still leave them apart.
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« Reply #239 on: 13 May 2014, 05:22 »

I believe this should satisfy all parties.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #240 on: 13 May 2014, 05:50 »

So... browsing imgur when this song comes on winamp.. and then I see this gif and they sync up perfectly :)

http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/kjhJv5D.gif&v=eRyo0uPQkrs&s=15
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« Reply #243 on: 13 May 2014, 06:29 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #244 on: 13 May 2014, 06:51 »

So... essentially it doesn't matter, since you're still getting screwed with Bioware dialog?
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« Reply #245 on: 13 May 2014, 06:54 »

Wasn't part of the joke that Bioware's dialogue swings wildly between great and terrible?
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« Reply #247 on: 13 May 2014, 07:02 »

Never say that to anyone who actually works for BioWare. They'll just say "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions" and punch you in the face  :mrgreen:


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