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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #250 on: 13 May 2014, 08:44 »

@ Sorflakne Big sticks, balls, a walk in a park, strange attire. Seems a lot like golf to me.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #251 on: 13 May 2014, 08:46 »

If it isn't LEPrecon I'm not interested.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #252 on: 13 May 2014, 10:14 »

I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows about those books Beo...

In other news time for a little self introspection: http://laughingsquid.com/if-you-love-this-beer-then-youll-love-this-wine-comparable-beer-and-wine-pairing-infographic/
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #253 on: 13 May 2014, 10:28 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #254 on: 13 May 2014, 10:44 »

@ Sorflakne Big sticks, balls, a walk in a park, strange attire. Seems a lot like golf to me.
Except in the pictured hobby, you get to beat the snot out of each other with said sticks and balls.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #255 on: 13 May 2014, 10:51 »

Those books deserve a much bigger audience.


Much, much larger.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #256 on: 13 May 2014, 12:12 »

I believe this should satisfy all parties.


What is that on the potatoes?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #257 on: 13 May 2014, 12:26 »

Those are potatoes?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #258 on: 13 May 2014, 12:27 »

Good question, I'd sooner ask "What is that under the tomato sauce?"
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #259 on: 13 May 2014, 12:53 »

Gnocchi, you heathens.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #260 on: 13 May 2014, 12:57 »

Scampi?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #261 on: 13 May 2014, 13:25 »

Gnocchi, you heathens.

Valdis and I are the only heathens on the forum and we didn't say anything about whatever that is.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #262 on: 13 May 2014, 13:35 »

Y'all are heathens who don't appreciate the glory that is gnocchi. All hail the great potato-pasta.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #263 on: 13 May 2014, 14:37 »

Hey now! Don't be insulting. I'm a heathen too.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #264 on: 13 May 2014, 14:48 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #265 on: 13 May 2014, 14:50 »

barley any pictures on this page, let alone a gif....I'll fix that...



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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #266 on: 13 May 2014, 15:23 »










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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #267 on: 13 May 2014, 18:26 »

Whoever's writing his jokes needs to leave comedy to professionals I think.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #268 on: 13 May 2014, 19:36 »

Gnocchi, you heathens.
Wait, that's gnocchi? It looks like lumpy mashed potatoes.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #269 on: 13 May 2014, 20:58 »

Valdis and I are the only heathens on the forum and we didn't say anything about whatever that is.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #270 on: 13 May 2014, 21:48 »

Wouldn't we all be heathens some place or another?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #271 on: 14 May 2014, 00:14 »

Only if you ignore the origin, usage and entire historical context of the word's use.
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« Reply #272 on: 14 May 2014, 01:28 »

Whoever's writing his jokes needs to leave comedy to professionals I think.

I thought the ones I understood were pretty funny...
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #273 on: 14 May 2014, 03:30 »

Y'all are heathens who don't appreciate the glory that is gnocchi. All hail the great potato-pasta.
It's posts like this that make me wish the forum had a 'like' button.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #274 on: 14 May 2014, 03:56 »



I'd call myself more of a heretic, actually.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #275 on: 14 May 2014, 03:59 »

Shame they couldn't find stencils in the proper font.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #276 on: 14 May 2014, 04:28 »

It's just lazy. One can create those stencils at home soooo easily.

Still, good joke.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #277 on: 14 May 2014, 05:26 »

Only if you ignore the origin, usage and entire historical context of the word's use.

and the modern usage and movement to make the term specific to worshippers of the traditional Germanic/Scandinavian religion.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #278 on: 14 May 2014, 08:19 »

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« Reply #279 on: 14 May 2014, 08:34 »



« Last Edit: 14 May 2014, 08:47 by BeoPuppy »
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #280 on: 14 May 2014, 09:07 »

Hey, even gods of mischief like to be remembered on mother's day.
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« Reply #282 on: 14 May 2014, 09:48 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #283 on: 14 May 2014, 10:36 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #285 on: 14 May 2014, 15:40 »

Muda kingdom is my favourite of his:

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« Reply #287 on: 14 May 2014, 17:33 »





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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #288 on: 14 May 2014, 17:36 »



All apply to me except #2. I am safe.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #289 on: 14 May 2014, 17:43 »

Gnocchi, you heathens.

Valdis and I are the only heathens on the forum and we didn't say anything about whatever that is.

I wouldn't be so sure about you being the only heathens on this forum. Just because I don't talk about my beliefs much doesn't mean I don't have them. I remember having some great discussions with Valdís about it not long after I joined.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #290 on: 14 May 2014, 17:59 »

I stand corrected Ankh.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #291 on: 14 May 2014, 18:07 »

True story: I won a full scholarship to the college I ended up going to, and they called my parents to notify them about it. The college submitted a news story about it to the local newspaper (and my high school also called in a local TV station). Since it was a Catholic college, most of the scholarship winners they get are Catholic. So they asked my dad which parish we were with. My dad answered, "Oh, we're heathens." I would have liked to see the face of the person on the phone.  :-D They later noted I was apparently the first non-Catholic who had won that scholarship.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #292 on: 14 May 2014, 18:15 »

"4. Hands always in pockets for easy access to MALE PENIS."

That awkward moment when people are unintentionally better at trans-inclusion than most 'progressives', in their outrage.

See also: "Genital surgery doesn't make you a woman!!"

I remember having some great discussions with Valdís about it not long after I joined.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #294 on: 14 May 2014, 18:26 »



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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #295 on: 14 May 2014, 19:06 »

"4. Hands always in pockets for easy access to MALE PENIS."

That awkward moment when people are unintentionally better at trans-inclusion than most 'progressives', in their outrage.

Isn't that less inclusive as it doesn't consider the potential of female penises? (pensii?)

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #296 on: 14 May 2014, 19:46 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #297 on: 14 May 2014, 20:01 »

Isn't that less inclusive as it doesn't consider the potential of female penises?

The specification can imply that there are other kinds. Y'know, like the normal everyday lady variety, not just the outrageous male ones.

Obviously they aren't actually considering that in such a situation, though. :-P
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« Reply #298 on: 14 May 2014, 20:11 »

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Penes. (-is is third declension, and is pluralized into -es)
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« Reply #299 on: 14 May 2014, 20:22 »

If one is speaking in Latin which, of course, we are not. So 'penises' is in no way incorrect.
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