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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #500 on: 25 May 2014, 09:49 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #501 on: 25 May 2014, 09:53 »

Pagebreak GIF!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #502 on: 25 May 2014, 10:00 »

Whoo! Coincidentally appropriate GIF is coincidentally appropriate!

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #503 on: 25 May 2014, 10:31 »

*mandatory handclap gif*

[yes yes, that's how lazy I'm gonna be here]
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #504 on: 25 May 2014, 11:38 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #505 on: 25 May 2014, 11:40 »

I hadn't even realised they were dating, but reading the "news" story on this taught me something: their daughter's name is... North. North West. What. The. Hell.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #506 on: 25 May 2014, 11:43 »

She's not akid, she's a direction on a map.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #507 on: 25 May 2014, 14:27 »

Seen on the inside cover of my copy of The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac. I don't know if it was drawn by Kerouac or someone else or why it's there.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #508 on: 25 May 2014, 14:56 »

I hadn't even realised they were dating, but reading the "news" story on this taught me something: their daughter's name is... North. North West. What. The. Hell.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #509 on: 25 May 2014, 15:41 »

Seen on the inside cover of my copy of The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac. I don't know if it was drawn by Kerouac or someone else or why it's there.

That's the style of Jason, a Norwegian comic artist currently living in France. He's absolutely brilliant, and one of the few big Norwegian cartoonists that doesn't do comedy strips. You can see the covers of his stuff here. If you ever see Hey, Wait... or The Iron Wagon in a comic store, I'd recommend picking them up. Anything else is probably also worth it.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #510 on: 25 May 2014, 18:39 »

I hadn't even realised they were dating, but reading the "news" story on this taught me something: their daughter's name is... North. North West. What. The. Hell.

She's not akid, she's a direction on a map.

She's an airline


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #511 on: 25 May 2014, 19:10 »


Mashup of "Crocodile Rock" and "Chop Suey"
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #512 on: 25 May 2014, 23:27 »

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« Reply #513 on: 26 May 2014, 00:36 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #514 on: 26 May 2014, 05:14 »


Kitty is fully charged. Please unplug kitty.

Also:



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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #516 on: 26 May 2014, 14:29 »

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« Reply #517 on: 26 May 2014, 14:31 »



... amen.
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« Reply #518 on: 26 May 2014, 16:09 »

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« Reply #520 on: 26 May 2014, 19:50 »





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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #522 on: 27 May 2014, 04:11 »

It took me years to realize the double meaning behinds "trust Sleepy's for the rest of your life".
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« Reply #523 on: 27 May 2014, 04:55 »




Damn. That's pretty fucking pissed off.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #524 on: 27 May 2014, 05:46 »

Reminds me of this :)

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #525 on: 27 May 2014, 05:49 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #527 on: 27 May 2014, 12:58 »

@girl trying on shorts
that's adorable.  :-D


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #528 on: 27 May 2014, 13:14 »

I don't quite get the picture of the girl trying on the shorts - is she blushing because of how cute she looks, or is she embarassed that the ribbon won't meet?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #529 on: 27 May 2014, 13:17 »

I think she's embarrassed because she lost the string in the elastic.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #530 on: 27 May 2014, 15:53 »

How alcoholic drinks look under a microscope:

http://bevshots.com/all.html
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #531 on: 27 May 2014, 16:20 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #532 on: 27 May 2014, 17:18 »

anyone else remember this show?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #533 on: 27 May 2014, 17:26 »



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« Reply #534 on: 27 May 2014, 17:32 »

anyone else remember this show?
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« Reply #535 on: 27 May 2014, 19:14 »


Behold. All of human culture has waited for THIS. SINGLE. MOMENT.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #536 on: 27 May 2014, 20:28 »

who wore it better? Paul 2000 or Paul 1984



also:
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« Reply #537 on: 28 May 2014, 00:00 »

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« Reply #538 on: 28 May 2014, 02:08 »

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« Reply #539 on: 28 May 2014, 04:19 »



Battle Roombas!

The Harkness Test:


"Fictional Creature" and the pony aside, this isn't a bad guide to consent as far as I understand it.
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« Reply #540 on: 28 May 2014, 05:26 »

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« Reply #542 on: 28 May 2014, 09:23 »

"Arf."

"...What the fuck did you say to me?" *slap!*

"Fictional Creature" and the pony aside, this isn't a bad guide to consent as far as I understand it.
That makes absolutely no sense unless the author meant 'non-human' instead of 'fictional'.
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« Reply #543 on: 28 May 2014, 11:56 »

It could also be a guideline for fictional humans. Regardless, you still need 1. Sapience, 2. Maturity, 3. Consent. Eliminate any one of those, fictional or non, and the answer is DO NOT FUCK.

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« Reply #544 on: 28 May 2014, 12:00 »

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« Reply #545 on: 28 May 2014, 12:06 »

Daww, the poor kid looks terrified!
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« Reply #546 on: 28 May 2014, 14:45 »

How to traumatise your kid into not ever liking Cons
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« Reply #547 on: 28 May 2014, 17:54 »

First we had ClaireDoge.. Now I present to you, the punny ClaireSnake.



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« Reply #548 on: 29 May 2014, 04:57 »



I thought he was saluting there for a moment. Also, in the background, the person that comes up in the back looks like it could be the guy from Catherine in the "dream zone" or whatever it was where everyone was a sheep..

Edit: It is!  If you look past the guy talking at the start of the gif, you can see the sheep horns :D
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