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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1000 on: 25 Jun 2014, 21:51 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1001 on: 25 Jun 2014, 22:27 »





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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1002 on: 26 Jun 2014, 00:03 »

How well do you know your TCP?

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1003 on: 26 Jun 2014, 04:28 »

How well do you know your TCP?

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1004 on: 26 Jun 2014, 04:58 »

So... how about some chicken?

Also.. Local church posted pics of their baptisms from this weekend.

"There are 38 million Americans who have never used the internet because many of them are simply not interested or find it difficult to use." ...wat?




This picture is just so... pretty :)



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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1007 on: 26 Jun 2014, 09:41 »








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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1009 on: 26 Jun 2014, 12:40 »

that porky is adorable!

reminds me of this:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1010 on: 26 Jun 2014, 15:26 »

Trust me on this, that Kitten isn't saying "Yum Yum Yum"

It's saying "Get the fuck away from my food you damned Human!"
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1011 on: 26 Jun 2014, 15:59 »

Local church posted pics of their baptisms from this weekend.
Yeah, mate. We have to do that down here too; those ticks're nasty:


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1012 on: 26 Jun 2014, 16:16 »

Ours is at least prettier looking

If not someone you'd want to run over with a Steamroller.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1013 on: 26 Jun 2014, 16:30 »

Hey.

We're blessed with this guy.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1014 on: 26 Jun 2014, 16:47 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1015 on: 26 Jun 2014, 19:58 »

Are you ready to learn!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1016 on: 26 Jun 2014, 20:42 »

And this man is our Prime Minister. Come back John Howard, all is forgiven.
Easy now, Akima. Let's not forget the eleven years of Hell that Howard put us through. Though he appears quite moderate compared to Abbott, he's still pretty far out on the right-wing.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1017 on: 26 Jun 2014, 21:52 »

Gough Whitlam then?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1018 on: 26 Jun 2014, 22:03 »

Oh yeah. You know, if anyone had a time machine or something so that we wouldn't end up with the 90+ year old Gough.
I miss Gillard though. She was a damn good PM

Back to the pointlessness however. How many of these apply to YOU?:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1019 on: 26 Jun 2014, 22:20 »

Nine, possibly ten, depending on what a 'lukewarm' is.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1020 on: 26 Jun 2014, 22:26 »





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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1021 on: 26 Jun 2014, 22:35 »

Nine, possibly ten, depending on what a 'lukewarm' is.
Apparently it's the temperature on the inside of a freshly-killed tauntaun  :claireface:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1022 on: 26 Jun 2014, 23:25 »

Nine it is.
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« Reply #1024 on: 27 Jun 2014, 04:43 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1025 on: 27 Jun 2014, 05:01 »

Yup... that's pretty much how I feel about it... I didn't grow out of cartoons... there just aren't any more interesting ones to watch.

You know... I know like *every* character in the 2002 pic.. hehe

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1026 on: 27 Jun 2014, 05:23 »

Nine, possibly ten, depending on what a 'lukewarm' is.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1027 on: 27 Jun 2014, 05:54 »

Back to the pointlessness however. How many of these apply to YOU?:
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Surprisingly, only 4. ._.; Eh, oh well. Guess I'm kinda tame.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1028 on: 27 Jun 2014, 06:59 »






Your daily reminder that anti-vaccers are morons:


Meanwhile on a ship in the middle of the Sonoran desert

http://www.military1.com/navy/article/462676-sailors-serve-aboard-landlocked-ship-in-nm-desert

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1030 on: 27 Jun 2014, 10:09 »






I am both disgusted and strangely intriguied.











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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1031 on: 27 Jun 2014, 14:00 »






Your daily reminder that anti-vaccers are morons:


Meanwhile on a ship in the middle of the Sonoran desert

http://www.military1.com/navy/article/462676-sailors-serve-aboard-landlocked-ship-in-nm-desert

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1032 on: 27 Jun 2014, 14:59 »

Hey.

We're blessed with this guy.




Only because he's not the complete horror story Tony Abbott is - and less of a twat most of the time.

That being said, I wouldn't trust him not to fart in an elevatior if it suited his purpose.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1033 on: 27 Jun 2014, 15:30 »

[liquid nitrogen experiment]

The sound of the flower crushing was so satisfying.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1035 on: 27 Jun 2014, 16:53 »

I remember that Johnny Bravo episode.

Two very Irish but very different songs about horses.


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« Reply #1036 on: 27 Jun 2014, 17:08 »

I love that fucking song.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1037 on: 27 Jun 2014, 20:01 »

Before I read the last comment I was wondering why the hell so many people were defending the Joker, I genuinely didn't even think that they thought the OP was just being a dick to some actual person :psyduck:
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« Reply #1038 on: 27 Jun 2014, 20:02 »

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« Reply #1039 on: 27 Jun 2014, 20:09 »



Just made that...semi-GoT spoilers :roll:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1040 on: 28 Jun 2014, 04:51 »

GRR Martin kills Grumpy Cat in the next book? NOOOOOOOO! You've gone to far this time, Martin!
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« Reply #1041 on: 28 Jun 2014, 06:35 »



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« Reply #1044 on: 28 Jun 2014, 13:16 »

Heh. Heheheh.

I chuckled at that. It reminded me that I had THREE mothers in law when I got married.

After that crazy bullshit... any other set of potential in laws can bring it the fuck on.

In other news, the vid in the spoilers is of extreme interest to all members and staff of this forum. Please distribute it widely.

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« Reply #1045 on: 28 Jun 2014, 13:32 »

[Slaps in a little asian magic]
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« Reply #1046 on: 28 Jun 2014, 23:34 »

Relevant to the Aussies in the audience:
LEE LIN CHIN VS MAGGIE BEER IN TELEVISED COOKING BRAWL
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« Reply #1048 on: 29 Jun 2014, 01:28 »

Relevant to the Aussies in the audience:
LEE LIN CHIN VS MAGGIE BEER IN TELEVISED COOKING BRAWL

I know just the referee.

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« Reply #1049 on: 29 Jun 2014, 02:29 »

Yes, this. A thousand times this.
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