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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1150 on: 03 Jul 2014, 03:13 »


Can't believe I didn't think of this before.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1152 on: 03 Jul 2014, 06:47 »

... unless you are, you know, a fire ant.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1153 on: 03 Jul 2014, 09:53 »

Even then, you get to be immortalized in a wicked looking piece of art :3
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1154 on: 03 Jul 2014, 10:37 »

One sees art where the other sees death.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1155 on: 03 Jul 2014, 11:27 »

Art is a reflection of life, life by it's nature is death, therefore art is death, death is art.

Also fire ants are kinda dicks.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1156 on: 03 Jul 2014, 11:45 »

Fire ants: kinda dicks.

Humans: the kind of species that kills a species for being 'kinda dicks' or for 'art.'

Pretty sure that we lose that one.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1157 on: 03 Jul 2014, 13:25 »

Meh. Life sucks, then you die. 
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1158 on: 03 Jul 2014, 13:54 »

Our essence is just trapped in a temporary meatsuit before we merge with and become one with the universe.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1159 on: 03 Jul 2014, 13:54 »

My country, 'tis of thee

Sweet land of liberty

Of thee I sing

Land where my fathers died

Land of the pilgrim's pride

From every mountainside

Let freedom RING.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1160 on: 03 Jul 2014, 14:15 »

Land where my fathers died
Shockingly progressive for such an old song :roll:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1161 on: 03 Jul 2014, 14:47 »

I'm waiting for someone to get the irony of the song.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1162 on: 03 Jul 2014, 14:51 »

My country 'tis of thee
Long live our noble queen
Of thee I sing
Send her victorious
Land of the pilgrim's pride
Long to reign over us
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1163 on: 03 Jul 2014, 16:07 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1166 on: 03 Jul 2014, 17:25 »












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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1167 on: 03 Jul 2014, 20:48 »

There was at least one kid who concluded that America was named "Tizathy" as a result of singing "My country, Tizathy".
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1168 on: 03 Jul 2014, 23:19 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1169 on: 04 Jul 2014, 03:25 »

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More pointless content soon.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1170 on: 04 Jul 2014, 04:01 »

Your url is broken as shit, dude.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1171 on: 04 Jul 2014, 05:23 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1172 on: 04 Jul 2014, 05:56 »

There was at least one kid who concluded that America was named "Tizathy" as a result of singing "My country, Tizathy".
Not unreasonable, because...seriously, what's up with that line? "My country, it is of you" Huh? You can't even chalk it up to crazy word order, because later they say "of thee I sing", so you're basically saying "it is of you (America) of you I sing". I mean that sort of works but it's still a huge mess. Oh wait, no, I guess that does make sense.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1173 on: 04 Jul 2014, 06:25 »

Fixed.
Thanks, trying to copy/paste that was a headache, and there was two links involved there. ><;
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1176 on: 04 Jul 2014, 09:27 »

Fixed.
Thanks, trying to copy/paste that was a headache, and there was two links involved there. ><;
I'm not an expert, but I use the preview button always whenever I'm dealing with format. And I use quote to examine someone else's use of a format I plan to emulate.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1177 on: 04 Jul 2014, 09:55 »

Found this on my facebook wall. I'm thinking of deleting that friend





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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1179 on: 04 Jul 2014, 12:37 »

What :psyduck:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1182 on: 05 Jul 2014, 15:10 »

Life imitating art.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1184 on: 06 Jul 2014, 06:37 »

Well that's cheered me right up.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1185 on: 06 Jul 2014, 06:58 »

What the frick.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1188 on: 06 Jul 2014, 08:48 »



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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1189 on: 06 Jul 2014, 09:33 »

On a bad ass warrior women note, Rowdy Rhonda Rousey defending both her title belt and her undefeated record from Alexa Davis in the UFC ring with a 16 second KO victory at UFC 175 last night.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1190 on: 06 Jul 2014, 10:58 »

Uchi mata plus face pound tends to ensure victory.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1191 on: 06 Jul 2014, 14:29 »

What the frick.
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« Reply #1192 on: 06 Jul 2014, 16:40 »

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« Reply #1193 on: 06 Jul 2014, 17:06 »




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« Reply #1194 on: 06 Jul 2014, 17:21 »





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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1195 on: 06 Jul 2014, 18:33 »

So question on car decals.  I have a dry application one where you simply peel off the clear half with the decal and put it on the surface and peel that away to apply the decal.  Simple enough, right?  Well, no, because the adhesive on the decal is apparently really strong, and not coming off of its backing.  So whenever I try to peel the clear side off, the decal doesn't come with it.  Anyone know how to fix this?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #1196 on: 06 Jul 2014, 19:27 »

Learn Standard Chinese pronunciation in under six minutes.  :-D
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« Reply #1198 on: 06 Jul 2014, 22:12 »

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« Reply #1199 on: 07 Jul 2014, 00:10 »

I really loathe clickbait headlines so fucking much.
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