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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4300 on: 21 Feb 2015, 14:51 »






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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4301 on: 21 Feb 2015, 14:58 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4302 on: 21 Feb 2015, 17:30 »

So cool. I have an app for that but I never thought of using it for that. The only thing I could think of is this:

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4303 on: 21 Feb 2015, 17:31 »

Apparently there's a Russian cult that worships Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4304 on: 21 Feb 2015, 23:05 »

What the hell? How? What app?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4305 on: 22 Feb 2015, 04:14 »

Ha! It's Windows Phone only.

Lumia Cinemagraph


and YES there's probably a million Fandroid or Sheep alternatives out there. Let me have this moment.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4306 on: 22 Feb 2015, 04:43 »

Fun fact: Lumia in Spanish means prostitute.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4307 on: 22 Feb 2015, 09:21 »


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4308 on: 22 Feb 2015, 09:40 »

Yay bird and bone!

Edit: Also...

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4309 on: 22 Feb 2015, 11:22 »

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Win.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4310 on: 22 Feb 2015, 12:19 »

This popped in my TL and I just remembered what was said in the WCDT about the subreddit.

https://twitter.com/Max_Fisher/status/569018071370862592
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4311 on: 22 Feb 2015, 12:54 »

So much win in recent posts on this thread. So much win. Yay penguins, hips, canes, and cats.


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4312 on: 23 Feb 2015, 02:48 »

Aquaman

Presumably he'll be playing this character exactly the same as every other character he's played.

You know the one.
Glare, mumble, mumble, superman punch ( yes. Even under water).

...So he's Roman Reigns?

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4313 on: 23 Feb 2015, 04:48 »



$5 says you don't understand this one.

I'm guessing it's a hydraulically operated clutch of some description.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4314 on: 23 Feb 2015, 07:56 »

A torque converter, surely.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4315 on: 23 Feb 2015, 08:04 »

I think you're a bit late.

$5 says you don't understand this one.
Well... I'm guessing that is a hydraulic clutch.

Oohh, so close, but no $5 for you. It's a Mercedes automatic vacuum operated clutch/torque converter combo
http://www.mbzponton.org/valueadded/maintenance/hydrak.htm
http://www.mbzponton.org/valueadded/maintenance/Hydrak_1_10.pdf

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4316 on: 23 Feb 2015, 08:18 »

Yeah - I miss bits of the forum...
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« Reply #4317 on: 23 Feb 2015, 09:02 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4318 on: 23 Feb 2015, 11:08 »

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« Reply #4319 on: 23 Feb 2015, 13:41 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4320 on: 23 Feb 2015, 15:13 »

I had the same reaction as the last guy. Confession: I kinda get bummed when attractive celebrities get engaged/married, even though it's never gonna be an issue.
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« Reply #4321 on: 23 Feb 2015, 15:16 »

I had the same reaction as the last guy. Confession: I kinda get bummed when attractive celebrities get engaged/married, even though it's never gonna be an issue.
Somehow reminds me of this:
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« Reply #4322 on: 23 Feb 2015, 16:06 »

Yay bird and bone!

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We have that cartoon up behind the bar in our pub, except being British we obviously changed the spelling to the correct, 'Arsehole'
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4323 on: 23 Feb 2015, 16:11 »

Silly Brits and their adding letters to words. We Americans optimized spelling by making it much lazier.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4324 on: 23 Feb 2015, 16:14 »

...So he's Roman Reigns?

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« Reply #4325 on: 23 Feb 2015, 17:46 »

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« Reply #4326 on: 23 Feb 2015, 18:14 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4328 on: 23 Feb 2015, 19:13 »








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« Reply #4329 on: 23 Feb 2015, 19:23 »

It could have been worse, they could have been in there to see a children's movie.
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« Reply #4330 on: 23 Feb 2015, 21:22 »

Yay bird and bone!

Edit: Also...



We have that cartoon up behind the bar in our pub, except being British we obviously changed the spelling to the correct, 'Arsehole'
Is a donkey called an arse, or are they actually different words in England? If the latter...how disappointing.
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« Reply #4331 on: 23 Feb 2015, 23:58 »

Ass tends describe a donkey.  Arse is what you crap out of.
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« Reply #4332 on: 24 Feb 2015, 00:39 »

Different sounds, different spellings (I know, I know, it doesn't often work like that...).
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« Reply #4333 on: 24 Feb 2015, 01:50 »

Those fifty shades jokes are fucking MAJESTIC.
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« Reply #4334 on: 24 Feb 2015, 07:10 »

Looks like Australia is bringing back gladiator fights.
http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/unified-weapons-master-future-fighting/





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« Reply #4335 on: 24 Feb 2015, 18:06 »

If anyone ever tries to say pop country isn't 100% formulaic

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« Reply #4336 on: 24 Feb 2015, 21:14 »

Formulaic???

It's the same damn song!
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« Reply #4337 on: 24 Feb 2015, 21:17 »

So is every pop hit apparently!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

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« Reply #4338 on: 24 Feb 2015, 21:22 »

Just to clear the country crap out of my head, here's some Doctor Who.

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« Reply #4339 on: 24 Feb 2015, 21:25 »

That reminded me of something I haven't heard in donkey's years:
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« Reply #4340 on: 24 Feb 2015, 21:29 »

That reminded me of something I haven't heard in donkey's years:
I have that and the 12" version on my iPod.
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« Reply #4341 on: 24 Feb 2015, 21:35 »

Ass tends describe a donkey.  Arse is what you crap out of.
Well that's no fun!
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« Reply #4342 on: 24 Feb 2015, 21:40 »

Ass tends describe a donkey.  Arse is what you crap out of.
Well that's no fun!

What, pooping? Depends on what you ate I guess.
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« Reply #4343 on: 24 Feb 2015, 21:46 »

Ass tends describe a donkey.  Arse is what you crap out of.
Well that's no fun!
Are you guys seriously discussing butts?

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« Reply #4344 on: 24 Feb 2015, 21:48 »

I love it. Butts are great.
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« Reply #4345 on: 25 Feb 2015, 01:24 »

If anyone ever tries to say pop country isn't 100% formulaic

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There's only a certain number of notes. If you think pop country is more formulaic than basically any other kind of music you're pretty much delusional.
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« Reply #4346 on: 25 Feb 2015, 01:55 »

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« Reply #4347 on: 25 Feb 2015, 06:55 »





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« Reply #4348 on: 25 Feb 2015, 07:28 »

If anyone ever tries to say pop country isn't 100% formulaic

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There's only a certain number of notes. If you think pop country is more formulaic than basically any other kind of music you're pretty much delusional.

Nope. That's like saying that Bach is the same as King Crimson is the same as Black Sabbath is the same as Johnny Cash is the same as Taylor Swift.
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« Reply #4349 on: 25 Feb 2015, 07:50 »

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