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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4550 on: 22 Mar 2015, 02:47 »

I'm not gonna copy and paste a bunch of image URLs so please visit this link and take my word for it that it is hilarious: http://imgur.com/gallery/yOTGS
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4552 on: 22 Mar 2015, 08:45 »








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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4553 on: 22 Mar 2015, 11:01 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4554 on: 22 Mar 2015, 15:48 »

Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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« Reply #4555 on: 22 Mar 2015, 17:14 »

Adorable :)
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« Reply #4556 on: 23 Mar 2015, 01:50 »

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« Reply #4557 on: 23 Mar 2015, 04:13 »

Batman VS. Hulk:


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« Reply #4560 on: 23 Mar 2015, 14:23 »

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« Reply #4561 on: 24 Mar 2015, 00:45 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4563 on: 24 Mar 2015, 15:54 »

The sad thing is, I'm more likely to believe he actually said that than take it as The Onion poking fun
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4564 on: 24 Mar 2015, 18:09 »

"I'm the candidate Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs."
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4565 on: 24 Mar 2015, 22:39 »

*Gotham empties out in one day*
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« Reply #4566 on: 24 Mar 2015, 22:40 »

*Gotham empties out in one day*

"Poverty solved"
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4567 on: 25 Mar 2015, 05:02 »

They sent me this vid last night and I somehow see it could fit this conversation at some point

https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM
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« Reply #4568 on: 25 Mar 2015, 05:04 »

I was thinking that last line the whole video. +1
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4569 on: 25 Mar 2015, 05:20 »

I'm just mesmerized by the song anyways.
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« Reply #4571 on: 25 Mar 2015, 19:31 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4572 on: 26 Mar 2015, 07:15 »

Time for a classic

Someone's been watching Game Grumps.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4573 on: 26 Mar 2015, 07:31 »

I thought that as well, but stuff like this has a tendency to propagate. Just look at how many ten-year-old funny gifs go through a weekly, monthly or multi-monthly cycle of being shared to imgur, 9gag, facebook, reddit, etcetera...

Speaking of which, here's how to make a better gif. I'd like to see this become the new standard.

http://www.fastcodesign.com/3042742/this-new-app-turns-gifs-into-interactive-animations
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4574 on: 26 Mar 2015, 08:02 »

Eh, GIFs still suck... I once tried to create a GIF of the wavefunction of a molecule we were studying. I couldn't get it to work because I was using variable transparency to represent the wavefunction density, and GIF doesn't support alpha channels. Instead I ended up throwing a javascript thing together to set up a canvas which then switched PNG frames*.

* Yes, I know there's an animated PNG format, but no web browsers support it.
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« Reply #4580 on: 26 Mar 2015, 11:46 »

Quote's bust.
Thanks. I put quote instead of url, fixed it.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4581 on: 27 Mar 2015, 08:24 »

This thing flies:


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4582 on: 27 Mar 2015, 11:02 »

Rejected script ideas: 33 Mile, about the struggles of a black country musician.
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« Reply #4585 on: 27 Mar 2015, 21:50 »

One wonders how many more drinks before she saw The Tequila Monster
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« Reply #4586 on: 27 Mar 2015, 22:15 »

One wonders how many more drinks before she saw The Tequila Monster

That one always comes up on me outta nowhere. Rips my clothes off and has me snuggling up to strangers for help.
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« Reply #4587 on: 28 Mar 2015, 02:25 »

I always find that the fuzzy bastard changes the gradient of the floor, too.
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« Reply #4588 on: 28 Mar 2015, 05:48 »

The bastard always tricks me into thinking Red Bull is a good idea.

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« Reply #4592 on: 28 Mar 2015, 21:15 »

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« Reply #4593 on: 29 Mar 2015, 01:27 »

...are bending plugs a real problem?
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« Reply #4594 on: 29 Mar 2015, 04:38 »

I suppose it's a matter of perspective, I'd say clenching too much is the real problem here.

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« Reply #4595 on: 29 Mar 2015, 05:08 »

...are bending plugs a real problem?
For silly-Billys who do things like jerking out the plug by pulling on the cable, yes.
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« Reply #4596 on: 29 Mar 2015, 11:21 »

I suppose it's a matter of perspective, I'd say clenching too much is the real problem here.

I don't see how constipation has anything to do with this
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« Reply #4597 on: 29 Mar 2015, 11:24 »

...are bending plugs a real problem?
For silly-Billys who do things like jerking out the plug by pulling on the cable, yes.

How is this a thing again?

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« Reply #4598 on: 29 Mar 2015, 15:12 »

Yeah those US plugs look really flimsy, our plugs are cylindrical so bending them doesn't happen easily.
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« Reply #4599 on: 29 Mar 2015, 16:34 »

Clenching doesn't bend plugs, it just makes them thinner at that point
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