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THE HORROR!
« on: 07 May 2014, 20:08 »

Was compelled to join.  Looks like things are going to go crazy, very quickly.   Muahahaha

Oh yeah and the comic and stuff.  EEEEWWW.
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Re: THE HORROR!
« Reply #1 on: 07 May 2014, 20:15 »

Mae croeso i bawb sy'n gorfodi i ymuno â'r fforwm yma. 

Croeso!
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Re: THE HORROR!
« Reply #2 on: 07 May 2014, 20:24 »

Welcome newcomer!  :-D

*steals your lug-wrench and hides it from Kugai*
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Re: THE HORROR!
« Reply #3 on: 07 May 2014, 21:20 »

Welcome newcomer!  :-D

*steals your lug-wrench and hides it from Kugai*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: THE HORROR!
« Reply #4 on: 07 May 2014, 22:21 »

Es ist besser so, glaub mir.

Willkommen.
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Re: THE HORROR!
« Reply #5 on: 07 May 2014, 22:36 »

Hmm. So German welcoming has been taken care of?


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Re: THE HORROR!
« Reply #6 on: 08 May 2014, 05:49 »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[...]
Trust me kid, I'm doing you a favour.
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« Reply #7 on: 08 May 2014, 08:55 »

Which is pretty much what Loki's German post said.

It would be pretty troll-y if Kugai just didn't do anything this time.
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Re: THE HORROR!
« Reply #8 on: 08 May 2014, 13:58 »

Well he can't - you've hidden the wrench. Though now I've said that, he'll find it.

But does acknowledging that affect what he does?
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« Reply #9 on: 08 May 2014, 14:14 »

We will see. As I recall, Faraday shields don't help. I 've wondered about several thousand tons of lead.
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Re: THE HORROR!
« Reply #10 on: 08 May 2014, 14:27 »

Greetings


*Melts your Lug Wrench*





;)     >:D
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« Reply #11 on: 08 May 2014, 14:55 »

Ha!  HA I SAY!  The joke's on you!  That's a TORQUE WRENCH not a LUG wrench.  It's for loosening torques,  not lugs!  Says so right on the package! 

You sir are undone.  Defeated.  Kaput.   At the end of the line.   The final seal has been broken.  Unvictorious!
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« Reply #12 on: 08 May 2014, 15:12 »

We have reached epic proportions in the welcome threads.



Welcome. I think you'll fit right in. ;)
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« Reply #13 on: 08 May 2014, 20:34 »

We have reached epic proportions in the welcome threads.



Welcome. I think you'll fit right in. ;)

Is that good or bad?   :?

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« Reply #14 on: 09 May 2014, 04:35 »

You should tell us, after a month or 12.
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Re: THE HORROR!
« Reply #15 on: 09 May 2014, 15:36 »

*Looks down at you from my 20 foot height and melts your Torque Wrench*
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« Reply #16 on: 09 May 2014, 18:20 »

*Looks down at you from my 20 foot height and melts your Torque Wrench*

Incorrect again, my excessively tall thermogenic-power-wielding would-be nemesis.   This here is a pipe wrench.   Often incorrectly assumed to be used on pipes, tubes and other cylindrical items.    Nay, this is the OTHER kind of pipe-wrench.   

It is a wrench made entirely out of pipes.  Most of which consist of refractory material.   Therefore your power is REFLECTED back to you.    KERPOW!  RIGHT IN THE KNEE-CAP. 

You remain unvictorious.   I remain undefeated and fully prepared for round three of this foolishness.     As they say in the currently accepted vernacular...   BRING IT, DAWG.
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« Reply #17 on: 09 May 2014, 23:13 »

*cheers from the sidelines*
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Re: THE HORROR!
« Reply #18 on: 10 May 2014, 05:51 »

*strolls into thread*

*clears throat*

Cock and balls.

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« Reply #19 on: 10 May 2014, 16:24 »

*Reads Garaths comment*

*Rolls eyes*

*Hands Garath the Miserable Ol' Bugger Of The Week Award*
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« Reply #20 on: 10 May 2014, 16:41 »

I ain't miserable pfffffffft

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« Reply #21 on: 10 May 2014, 19:41 »

And Kugai bowed his head because he knew he'd been beat
And laid a brand new wrench on the ground at Suction Cup's feet
And Suction Cup said "Kugai ya'll come back if you ever want to try again,
'Cause I've told you once--you son of a  :-D--I'm the best there's ever been."


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« Reply #22 on: 11 May 2014, 12:56 »

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« Reply #23 on: 11 May 2014, 15:48 »

You're remarkably predaroty for a Kiwi, Kugai.  :psyduck:
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« Reply #24 on: 11 May 2014, 16:02 »

Good word, predaroty. For a Kiwi, he's kind of a predarotyl pterodactyl. I wonder if I'm going to L.
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« Reply #25 on: 11 May 2014, 17:11 »

See, all I can think of is a Kakapo with a hunting rifle :parrot:
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« Reply #26 on: 12 May 2014, 15:39 »

:-D
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