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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #2150 on: 08 Nov 2015, 11:27 »

Funniest thing I ever heard was a Radio DJ who had trouble getting his mouth around Mormon Tabernacle Choir. 

He was doing one of those 'Quickfire Intros' some do over the opening of a song and had four goes at it and ended up saying Moron Tabernacle Choir just as the song begain.
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« Reply #2151 on: 10 Nov 2015, 13:02 »

So I've spoken to a local(ish) art gallery about getting my own work put up, wandered their displays, and have decided to work in a few more pieces before I submit my portfolio, if only to get more stuff up for sale. I'm currently drawing a thing I've drawn before, only this time, the pen and ink is a precursor to watercolor. It feels weird, because not only have I drawn this before, I've drawn it SEVERAL times, but the last was at LEAST 5 years ago. I'm out of practice with this specific image, but I've gotten better, in general, at drawing, so it's the weirdest intersection.

No clue what's going to happen when the watercolors come out; that's going to make or break this picture. I mean, it'll be solid no matter what, but I have an image in my head with the colors.
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« Reply #2152 on: 12 Nov 2015, 16:07 »

You know, there are circumstances where even a moderately crappy beer can taste amazing. Tonight's are those, for me.
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« Reply #2153 on: 12 Nov 2015, 16:14 »

Just don't do Cruzcampo kids.
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« Reply #2154 on: 12 Nov 2015, 16:42 »

Moderately. Not completely. The difference could be vital.

A shitty beer when you're already feeling shitty, could make your shitty night shittier. Then, potentially, fun again, because drunk, but remember the morning after, kids.
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« Reply #2155 on: 12 Nov 2015, 19:11 »

The morning after is why we have a hair of the dog and Ativan.
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« Reply #2156 on: 12 Nov 2015, 19:53 »

The morning after is why we have a hair of the dog and Ativan.

I really have no right to warn about the morning after. I've never truly experienced the morning after, at least not in the way people talk about it. I threw up once, that's the closest to hungover I've felt, but it was the weirdest thing:  I walked the quarter mile to the dining hall feeling fine, ordered an omelet, went to the bathroom, threw up, came back and ate my omelet, because the nausea was over with. No headache, nothing. I feel very tired the morning after sometimes, but that could be attributed to the sleep-disrupting effect that alcohol can sometimes have.
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« Reply #2157 on: 14 Nov 2015, 15:03 »

Today I finally got around to setting up the Inactive Account Manager for my Google account.

Writing an email from the point of view of already being dead is a much more unsettling experience than I initially anticipated.
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« Reply #2158 on: 20 Nov 2015, 19:09 »

Did you open with a joke? 
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« Reply #2159 on: 21 Nov 2015, 05:01 »

"If you're reading this, then the doomsday device I set to activate when I died has failed. This is awkward."
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« Reply #2160 on: 21 Nov 2015, 12:34 »

In the words of Dark Helmet

"Even in the future nothing works."
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« Reply #2161 on: 23 Nov 2015, 19:54 »

Did you open with a joke?

"If you're reading this, then the doomsday device I set to activate when I died has failed. This is awkward."

No, but now I'm going to.

In the words of Dark Helmet

"Even in the future nothing works."

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Emoroffle and I finally have mains power and phone/DSL again after six days off the grid.

Massive windstorm thrashed Spokane and knocked a lot of people off the grid last week, for anyone that hadn't heard.  Not a huge emergency since we have a 30kW (I think) backup generator to keep the well, furnaces, and kitchen all running, but lack of internet is frustrating.  Then last night we realize that we're one of only a few houses in our neighborhood still without power.  As it turns out, there was a patch cable in a box on a power pole that was disconnected so that the linemen could restring the power line without being electrocuted. When they were done, they forgot to reconnect that patch cable, which if they hadn't forgotten we would have had power back two days ago. Fantastic.

We've apparently had phone since then too but one of the choke coils on our DSL filter board burned out in a surge during the storm I guess; I spent all day trying to figure out what was wrong after realizing we still had dial tone at the demarcation box.  The board needs to be replaced but I've temporarily jumped over the bad choke with an alligator lead so now we have internet and phone again, yay.
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« Reply #2162 on: 28 Nov 2015, 04:46 »

So, since stumbling into the art of playwriting last year, I've completed 5 scripts of varying length. Of those scripts, three had some connection to the relationship between siblings. And I just had an idea for another one - involving two brothers. Although in this case one of them is dead. It's just a title and some lines I wrote on a scrap of paper, but I'm going to make it my next project.

I don't even have any freaking siblings, why is my brain so fixated on them?
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« Reply #2163 on: 28 Nov 2015, 05:39 »

That's probably why. You not having any, that is.
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« Reply #2164 on: 28 Nov 2015, 11:55 »

Not to put down your writing but I find siblings are a handy shortcut for quickly establishing a long term and deep relationship. Sometimes the blood relation is important and makes more sense than say, childhood friends. I'm actually now thinking why aren't there any siblings in what I'm currently writing because it would make more sense and be easier to manage than the large number of individual friends that I have so far.

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« Reply #2165 on: 30 Nov 2015, 07:54 »

To Welu, why would that be a put-down? Almost all aspects in writing can be broken down to different archetypes, tropes, and shorthand. You can't straight up outline the depth of a relationship in a short story without some underlying definitive relations, and siblings is a pretty easy one, seeing as a lot, I would dare to say MOST people have siblings, or are very familiar with people who do.

In my own writing, when I write siblings, which isn't that often, I find it's fun to play with different sibling dynamics. They're siblings, but that doesn't say anything on what their childhood was like. My relationship with my sister is different from my friend's because they grew up side by side, only one year apart while mine is six years my elder and she basically moved out the house when I was in my 'brat little brother' stage, so where my friend sees her sister as basically an equal I feel like I'm constantly fighting to have mine see me as anything other than than a shitty little kid whose life goal is to make her life hell.

Plays, even more than short stories, are fantastic ways to show those little slice-of-life snippets into family dynamics, and the way they put information out to the audience makes it a fantastic medium for slowly revealing what the sibling relationship is. What any relationship is, if we're getting technical, but sibling relationships allow for a longer backstory than say, a college dorm room situation. There's more possible strife, more years of sturm and drang to pull from.
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« Reply #2166 on: 30 Nov 2015, 17:15 »

It was nothing about the sibling aspect, it was that I was talking about writing "shortcuts" (which aren't necessarily a bad thing) and didn't want to imply 94ssd was being lazy with their writing in response to their post.

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« Reply #2167 on: 01 Dec 2015, 19:43 »

Trump be damned, there is still not a single person on this earth that I want to punch more than Sean Hannity.
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« Reply #2168 on: 03 Dec 2015, 21:39 »

So, if you work in Sales & Marketing for Black & Decker, and someone asks what you do, is the answer
"B&D S&M"?
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« Reply #2169 on: 03 Dec 2015, 21:45 »

Could be worse. Fancy a Research and Development position at Tulane University?  :-D
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« Reply #2170 on: 04 Dec 2015, 05:16 »

So, if you work in Sales & Marketing for Black & Decker, and someone asks what you do, is the answer
"B&D S&M"?

Possibly? All I know is that if that were my job, I'd never say it any other way.
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« Reply #2171 on: 10 Dec 2015, 07:17 »

I bought a new pen and suddenly my writing is completely different and it looks like someone else is writing inside my notebook and I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

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« Reply #2172 on: 13 Dec 2015, 18:43 »

Interesting, the stuff you can sit through when you've got a beer to drink. I don't mean when you're drunk, I just mean having a single beer.
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« Reply #2173 on: 13 Dec 2015, 19:04 »

Why is it that 90.x% of the time that people whinge about "political correctness", it's just 'cos they can't stand to be decent or polite to someone else?
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« Reply #2174 on: 13 Dec 2015, 19:35 »

Why is it that 90.x% of the time that people whinge about "political correctness", it's just 'cos they can't stand to be decent or polite to someone else?

Neil Gaiman posted something some time ago, how you could use a filter that would replace 'politically correctness' with 'treating people with respect' and in almost all cases, it made perfect sense, and you ended up with phrases in the comments like 'This is treating people with respect GONE MAD!"
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« Reply #2175 on: 14 Dec 2015, 05:58 »

Maple syrup is made from maple tree secretions.

Amtrak served me pancakes with optional "Table Syrup".
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« Reply #2176 on: 14 Dec 2015, 14:03 »

But was the table maple wood?
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« Reply #2177 on: 14 Dec 2015, 14:23 »

But was the table maple wood?

Nah. It was table. Table wood, from the common table tree, located in dining rooms and picnic areas around the world. Varieties include 'coffee,' and 'bedside.'

Table syrup tastes pretty much like toothpicks, but it's more likely to taste familiar if you ever tried to bully a kid with an old school wooden baseball bat. Similarly powerful, and you lose your teeth either way.
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« Reply #2178 on: 14 Dec 2015, 14:24 »

In a similar riff on names, it has been pointed out by some that Kraft named their cheese-like product 'singles' after the only kind of people with little enough self-respect to purchase them
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« Reply #2179 on: 14 Dec 2015, 14:26 »

Hey, I may be a complete loser who can't get a date, but I at least have enough self-respect to buy real cheese.
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« Reply #2180 on: 14 Dec 2015, 14:51 »

Hey, I may be a complete loser who can't get a date, but I at least have enough self-respect to buy real cheese.

Only single folk buy Kraft Singles. Not all single people buy Kraft Singles.

Solidarity, my similarly single associates, I am one of your kind. I mean, I buy cheap-ass cheddar, but I'm sharp enough to recognize it's validity, and while it may not be especially gouda, it's not a lie.
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« Reply #2181 on: 14 Dec 2015, 14:52 »

I'll see myself to the pun thread, thank you very much.
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« Reply #2182 on: 14 Dec 2015, 16:37 »

I don't know if people in relationships buy singles. Frankly, I don't want to know. It's a market I can do without!
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« Reply #2183 on: 14 Dec 2015, 16:47 »

And I'm pretty sure if you're a Wisconsin resident and you buy Kraft Singles, the penalty is exile to a place that's even colder.
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« Reply #2184 on: 14 Dec 2015, 16:50 »

And I'm pretty sure if you're a Wisconsin resident and you buy Kraft Singles, the penalty is exile to a place that's even colder.

Is exile to Canada really a punishment, though?
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« Reply #2185 on: 14 Dec 2015, 16:57 »

It's not always Canada. Sometimes it's Alaska, Siberia, or even Minnesota.
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« Reply #2186 on: 14 Dec 2015, 17:06 »

It's not always Canada. Sometimes it's Alaska, Siberia, or even Minnesota.

Ouch. Poor choice of cheese leading to a life of lakes, vodka, or dogsled racing, there's a dystopian future novel developing over in Wisconsin, and it's all centered on Kraft.
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« Reply #2187 on: 14 Dec 2015, 18:56 »

Well hang on. Where do you have to go in Canada? That's a very important thing to know. Like, do you have to go to Quebec?
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« Reply #2188 on: 14 Dec 2015, 19:00 »

I dunno, in Quebec they do make disgusting concoctions with cheese curds, so it would probably seem like home to Wisconsinites.
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« Reply #2189 on: 14 Dec 2015, 19:03 »

They all have to go to the Northern tip of Idaho, problem solved.
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« Reply #2190 on: 14 Dec 2015, 19:18 »

I dunno, in Quebec they do make delicious concoctions with cheese curds
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« Reply #2191 on: 15 Dec 2015, 21:15 »

I repeat my earlier question. IS exile to Canada a punishment?
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« Reply #2192 on: 15 Dec 2015, 21:24 »

If it is, I'll take that punishment.
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« Reply #2193 on: 16 Dec 2015, 15:02 »

IS exile to Canada a punishment?
Climate-wise, isn't it like being sent to Siberia?
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« Reply #2194 on: 18 Dec 2015, 21:23 »

Why is it that when a person is incarcerated we have to hold it against that person the rest of their lives? Did they not pay part of their life for their mistake?

How do we expect that person to improve upon their life if we consistantly hold their incarceration against them?

What ever happened to forgiveness?
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« Reply #2195 on: 19 Dec 2015, 23:56 »

Explicit, that is a good question, and in a perfect world, one where people really and truly learned from their mistakes, we wouldn't 'hold that against them,' but we live in an imperfect world where criminals not only repeat their previous crimes, but they repeat them in the exact way that got them caught to begin with, or else they expand upon them in ways that get even more folk incarcerated.

I came here to post an entirely different, light-hearted piece. Then this was here. Sigh.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #2196 on: 20 Dec 2015, 05:40 »

Yesterday I more than tripled the number of miles I've driven in the car I bought in June...

...I don't drive very much.

Explicit, that is a good question, and in a perfect world, one where people really and truly learned from their mistakes, we wouldn't 'hold that against them,' but we live in an imperfect world where criminals not only repeat their previous crimes, but they repeat them in the exact way that got them caught to begin with, or else they expand upon them in ways that get even more folk incarcerated.

I came here to post an entirely different, light-hearted piece. Then this was here. Sigh.
Part of the problem is that our society makes it hard for people who want to go straight to do so. A well-run system would make it easier to go straight than to go back to crime.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #2197 on: 20 Dec 2015, 11:34 »

My dad came up with something.

Suppose there were aliens among us trying to keep their activities secret. They might protect their secrets by erasing the short term memory of anyone who walks in on them.

How would we know if this was happening?

If there were such an alien invasion, there would be a lot of people reporting the experience of walking into a room and forgetting why they came into it.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #2198 on: 20 Dec 2015, 13:19 »

The psychology behind event boundaries has been disproven!

Explicit, that is a good question, and in a perfect world, one where people really and truly learned from their mistakes, we wouldn't 'hold that against them,' but we live in an imperfect world where criminals not only repeat their previous crimes, but they repeat them in the exact way that got them caught to begin with, or else they expand upon them in ways that get even more folk incarcerated.

I came here to post an entirely different, light-hearted piece. Then this was here. Sigh.

Sorry, I just hold it personally now after my brother died in a car crash. The person responsible is in jail, but - even though I wouldn't like to meet him or anything - I forgive his actions. He made a mistake and when he is released I hope he can get on his feet and do something worthwhile. Because, in my mind, that's how he can make it up it to my brother. People in similar circumstances can't do good on their lives if they're constantly being chastised for crimes they already paid the price for.

It's just, I see the way people act and I have a hard time expecting any of these former prisoners to make it.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #2199 on: 20 Dec 2015, 17:57 »

2, 10, 5, 25.

One out of every two youth who came through my old institution returned to the institution at least once. (That's called "recidivism", by the way.)

Of the youth who returned to the institution, one out of every 10 returned multiple times.

Of the youth who were incarcerated (what we called "adjudicated juvenile" back in the old days), one out of five was in the adult corrections system - either on probation or incarcerated in some way - 20 years later.

Of those same youth, one out of about 25 were no longer alive (though I can't 100% verify this) 20 years later.

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